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19 July 2005, 09:14 UTC#1
WHAT THE HELL IS FU TV?
FUTV THE DISEASE:
FUTV was originally spread through Free "File-
Sharing Programs" like Napster, Morpheus and Kazaa. In the same way Metallica, Eminem and other money hungry bastards have their artistic rights and music stolen on a daily basis, FUTV has risen to the top of this bucket-o-shit, we call the internet. FUTV has quickly become the most downloaded clips on the World-Wide-Web thanks to; word of mouth, illicit and illegal bulk emails and most of all - File Sharing Programs. Thanks for making FUTV the cure to your disease for mean spirited fun. "You know it seems we make these movies, and sometimes their considered filthy by some people, and I don't think that's true, these movies we make they can be better, they can help. I'm gonna keep trying if you keep trying, lets' keep Rockin and Rollin." Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights.
FUTV THE IDEA:
FUTV is the brainchild of one sick, twisted and vengeful headcase, but if you've read this far and watched the video you already know that. Hell when it comes down to it you can count yourself among the pretty twisted just for liking our shit. So imagine what kind of degenerate tard actually takes pride in producing it? My boy Dick Stone that's who. This guy has always been a little fucked up in the head, and now that he's started FUTV, he's hit an all time low. But basically FUTV is whatever the fuck we say it is and if you don't like it you can suck Dick's dick, unless you're a hot chick then you can suck mine. Sincerly yours, John Trouble.
FUTV THE NON-PROFIT:
FUTV.ORG "WE'RE NON-PROFIT YOU A-HOLE." FUTV functions as a Not-For-Profit Organization, which entitles FUTV, and all subsidiaries the opportunity for access to exclusive engagements hosted by organizations like: Shriners, Jerry's Kids, The Special Olympics, and other hilariously funny events. FU.
FUTV THE CORPORATION:
FUTV, FU.TV and futv.org are divisions of FUTV Productions. FUTV has grown to include; commercials, skits, music and music videos, documentary, fight, stunt, and crime video plus some of the stupidest stuff found on the web, and definitely the funniest stuff found on TV. FUTV has just completed its first feature length video - FUTV VOLUME ONE | NO PERMISSION. NO APOLOGIES. sold ONLY through THIS WEBSITE. Thanks for your support. Rest in pis, Dick Stone - FUTV Founder.
FUTV THE DISEASE:
FUTV was originally spread through Free "File-
Sharing Programs" like Napster, Morpheus and Kazaa. In the same way Metallica, Eminem and other money hungry bastards have their artistic rights and music stolen on a daily basis, FUTV has risen to the top of this bucket-o-shit, we call the internet. FUTV has quickly become the most downloaded clips on the World-Wide-Web thanks to; word of mouth, illicit and illegal bulk emails and most of all - File Sharing Programs. Thanks for making FUTV the cure to your disease for mean spirited fun. "You know it seems we make these movies, and sometimes their considered filthy by some people, and I don't think that's true, these movies we make they can be better, they can help. I'm gonna keep trying if you keep trying, lets' keep Rockin and Rollin." Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights.
FUTV THE IDEA:
FUTV is the brainchild of one sick, twisted and vengeful headcase, but if you've read this far and watched the video you already know that. Hell when it comes down to it you can count yourself among the pretty twisted just for liking our shit. So imagine what kind of degenerate tard actually takes pride in producing it? My boy Dick Stone that's who. This guy has always been a little fucked up in the head, and now that he's started FUTV, he's hit an all time low. But basically FUTV is whatever the fuck we say it is and if you don't like it you can suck Dick's dick, unless you're a hot chick then you can suck mine. Sincerly yours, John Trouble.
FUTV THE NON-PROFIT:
FUTV.ORG "WE'RE NON-PROFIT YOU A-HOLE." FUTV functions as a Not-For-Profit Organization, which entitles FUTV, and all subsidiaries the opportunity for access to exclusive engagements hosted by organizations like: Shriners, Jerry's Kids, The Special Olympics, and other hilariously funny events. FU.
FUTV THE CORPORATION:
FUTV, FU.TV and futv.org are divisions of FUTV Productions. FUTV has grown to include; commercials, skits, music and music videos, documentary, fight, stunt, and crime video plus some of the stupidest stuff found on the web, and definitely the funniest stuff found on TV. FUTV has just completed its first feature length video - FUTV VOLUME ONE | NO PERMISSION. NO APOLOGIES. sold ONLY through THIS WEBSITE. Thanks for your support. Rest in pis, Dick Stone - FUTV Founder.
