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post #1
17 July 2005, 07:31 UTC#1
call it a rebound of a hip hop devout, got my heat out, feel alright like it is Friday
night and pops says, “yo, let’s eat it out.” that’s what I be ‘bout. on the mike is where
I be now, indeed now. good for you and easy to chew, like a big bowl of puppy chow. see
how, I get up on the mike and I can excite. You may call it tripe, that’s just spite, I
know my shit’s tight. psych, it’s like, when I was just just a tyke on my trike and all
the big kids would flip lids on their bmx bikes. go take a hike, and don’t forget the
trail mix bitch. beats I know come from a casio, so call me chris. as in mc, envy, I be
on the top of the list. you try to diss I won’t resist, you’ll feel the kiss of my fist.
I never miss. You’re gonna need a first aid kit, remove your whack ass rhymes like it be
a cancerous cyst. you can’t deny your tight ass behind be so movin’ to this. mc chris hold
down his shit like he was holding bong hits.

like mahatma gandhi followed by a horde of hotties or the feds on the trail of a
mr. john gotti, I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami, hijack the mike and it’s not
like anyone can stop me.

it’s like arithmatic, the way I make it stick, some say it’s gibberish, some say it’s silly
shit. but some people pay a cover charge to listen to it, some people take the path train
to jersey for it. ladies! in the corner with your hand on your hip, make you jump so high
that the record will skip. make you feel so good that the room starts to spin. my favorite
kinda nut is a macadamian. come on all you honeys, I am beggin to begin, I say I gotta get
the get the grand, gotta get within, gotta get more cream than wisconsin, honeyroom suite
at the sheridan, bath tub full of expensive gin, lots of candles and violins, bikinis made
of diamonds, honeys beggin’ me to break their hymens
post #2
17 July 2005, 07:33 UTC#2
mc chris...
post #3
17 July 2005, 07:34 UTC#3
fuck yeah that mother fucker rocks, I had this song stuck in my head for days
post #4
17 July 2005, 07:35 UTC#4
Post the song not the motherfucking lyrics I wanna hear him sing it not guess how the beat goes.
post #5
17 July 2005, 07:36 UTC#5
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Jul 17 2005, 07:35 AM)
Post the song not the motherfucking lyrics I wanna hear him sing it not guess how the beat goes.
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I don't know where the song is
post #6
17 July 2005, 07:36 UTC#6
What the mother fuck.......whats it called ill find it and host the bitch for you gys.
post #8
17 July 2005, 07:43 UTC#8
I dont like.

His rhymes are cheesy as hell. Oh well, to each his own.
post #9
17 July 2005, 07:46 UTC#9
yeah he aint got shit on Afroman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post #10
17 July 2005, 07:47 UTC#10
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Jul 17 2005, 07:46 AM)
yeah he aint got shit on Afroman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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man he kicks afro man's ass
post #11
17 July 2005, 07:49 UTC#11
QUOTE(Word @ Jul 17 2005, 07:43 AM)
I dont like.

His rhymes are cheesy as hell. Oh well, to each his own.
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I love the line "take a hike, and don't forget your trailer mix bitch"
post #12
17 July 2005, 07:51 UTC#12
Bull shit His shit aint orginal its just rap plain and simple Afroman mixes it all up and creates real music.
post #13
17 July 2005, 07:53 UTC#13
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Jul 17 2005, 07:51 AM)
Bull shit His shit aint orginal its just rap plain and simple Afroman mixes it all up and creates real music.
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oh your right, him signing songs about driving drunk and selling cocain makes him a real musician
post #14
17 July 2005, 07:56 UTC#14
LMAO its not the lyrics I'm talking about right now its the style, all MC Chris does is rap its not edited in the way Afro Man does he puts so much work in timeing it just right getting everything to flow together even making it sould like there are more niggers with him when there arnt.
post #15
20 July 2005, 12:43 UTC#15
Sounds alrite cool.gif But the lyrics r screwed !!!