If WWII Had Been an RTS.

It would have gone a little something like this...


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, I start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks I got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me I dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: I dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: I cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower your worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: I cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? your wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up your legs AND your head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im coming 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick your asses
T0JO: not without your harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: I changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey your losing your guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** I cant help u I got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im coming for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man your focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: your never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF I didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha what a moron
paTTon: wtf am I gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru your base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im going afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG I got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way I only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on your team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need your help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: I hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee I got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Stupid head

I have to get set up over here man give me some time..and I need to get a domain and shit anyways the point is im working on it man dont worry.

haha I loved that

It is more funny if you know your history lol.......by the way I got it from hlfallout.net

"I only got like a couple"
Lol
Hitler[AoE]:You guys are the fagg3t!
I wish that was in there

LOL I wish someone would make an RTS in game comic of this it would be funny as fuck.

lol?

M0N0 you can't have a questionable LOL you either LOLed or you didn't!!!

To be honest I didn't understand it. I don't even know what a RTZ is.

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RTS= real time stratagy. Like "Starcraft".

Would be funny if I hadn't spelt RTS wrong on purpose.


And ok, but I've never played that though.

You know........they are the games where you have an over head view and you controll armies and gather resources and stuff......

Like a RPG but in real-time? Or like AoE online or something?

If by AOE you mean Age of the Empires then yes.

hahahaaha that was hilarious

meh

I cant belive you actually typed up all of that, kinda lame dude,

I didn't type it I got it from another forum I go to .