post #1
12 July 2005, 18:56 UTC#1
I cant be arsed to go to baand practice , how can I get out of it?
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post #2
12 July 2005, 18:57 UTC#2
youre sick, parents are being bitzes.
post #3
12 July 2005, 18:59 UTC#3
wat do you play?
post #4
12 July 2005, 19:08 UTC#4
say you broke a nail
post #5
12 July 2005, 19:09 UTC#5
Band practise? wht type of band we talking about? a marching band?
post #6
12 July 2005, 19:10 UTC#6
You accidently (or on purpose, depending on your sexual leanings) stuck a fork into your rectum and so are urgently seeking medical support.
post #7
12 July 2005, 19:14 UTC#7
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 12 2005, 07:10 PM)
You accidently (or on purpose, depending on your sexual leanings) stuck a fork into your rectum and so are urgently seeking medical support.
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hahahahahhaha yeah rob that might work
I play guitar in a punk band
post #8
12 July 2005, 19:15 UTC#8
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 12 2005, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 12 2005, 07:10 PM)
You accidently (or on purpose, depending on your sexual leanings) stuck a fork into your rectum and so are urgently seeking medical support.
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hahahahahhaha yeah rob that might work
I play guitar in a punk band
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What do you mean it could work?! Dude if someone told you that would you honestly want them at your band practice?!?!
post #9
12 July 2005, 19:17 UTC#9
very true .. but then I couldnt go out anywhere
post #10
12 July 2005, 19:18 UTC#10
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 12 2005, 06:56 PM)
I cant be arsed to go to baand practice , how can I get out of it?
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Say your amp or amp lead is screwed. Or say your parents are keeping you back to have dinner with your annoying, evil horrible no giving money for christmas or birthda auntie. Also known as Auntie steph Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #11
12 July 2005, 19:35 UTC#11
QUOTE(Urban_Oli @ Jul 12 2005, 08:18 PM)
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 12 2005, 06:56 PM)
I cant be arsed to go to baand practice , how can I get out of it?
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Say your amp or amp lead is screwed. Or say your parents are keeping you back to have dinner with your annoying, evil horrible no giving money for christmas or birthda auntie. Also known as Auntie steph Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Ha ha ha ha...you know you love Auntie steph Oli
post #12
12 July 2005, 19:42 UTC#12
Tell them you need to spam Homegrown forums, they'll understand.
post #13
12 July 2005, 19:48 UTC#13
QUOTE(Anderson @ Jul 12 2005, 07:42 PM)
Tell them you need to spam Homegrown forums, they'll understand.
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Ok will do.
Fag
post #14
12 July 2005, 19:49 UTC#14
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 12 2005, 07:48 PM)
QUOTE(Anderson @ Jul 12 2005, 07:42 PM)
Tell them you need to spam Homegrown forums, they'll understand.
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Ok will do.
Fag
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Honesty is the best policy.
post #15
12 July 2005, 19:51 UTC#15
okay I have the best one
you have diareea
you have the stomache flue
you have diareea
you have the stomache flue
post #16
12 July 2005, 19:55 UTC#16
QUOTE(funk_master_steven @ Jul 12 2005, 07:51 PM)
okay I have the best one
you have diareea
you have the stomache flue
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you have diareea
you have the stomache flue
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Thats really un - original, I think FMS should get a prize, no bigger than that a paradeno bigger than that A whole day dedicated to him.
Alonso Day - July the 22nd (Also known as my birthday)
We can have a cake stall and everything.
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post #17
12 July 2005, 20:47 UTC#17
Just say you quit....then explain the next day that you were drunk....ver drunk...when you said that...
post #18
12 July 2005, 20:48 UTC#18
thats such a good idea
post #19
12 July 2005, 21:08 UTC#19
Ok I rock at excuses, I got off today.
Ok lemme think....
Mouth ulcer, depending on what instrument you play... so it could be a cut on your finger if its gitaur(sp) etc...
You have an urgent meeting with your parents.... Could be planning for university or something.
Job interview.
Car broke down...
I can keep going if you want.
Ok lemme think....
Mouth ulcer, depending on what instrument you play... so it could be a cut on your finger if its gitaur(sp) etc...
You have an urgent meeting with your parents.... Could be planning for university or something.
Job interview.
Car broke down...
I can keep going if you want.
post #20
12 July 2005, 21:13 UTC#20
please do
post #21
12 July 2005, 21:16 UTC#21
QUOTE(Word @ Jul 12 2005, 10:08 PM)
I can keep going if you want.
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oooh I bet you say that to all the girls! Teehee! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #22
12 July 2005, 21:18 UTC#22
Something to do with your hand.
Cramp or something. Too much masterbation.
Cramp or something. Too much masterbation.
post #23
12 July 2005, 21:19 UTC#23
QUOTE(M0N0 @ Jul 12 2005, 10:18 PM)
Too much masterbation.
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No
such
thing
post #24
12 July 2005, 21:21 UTC#24
Ok....
These would be easier if I knew your situation better but anyways....
Your parents are away and you have to take your sister t o the doctors/organise a way for her.
Friend is in hospital, drop the word "urgent" in the conversation.
Dropped instument, vital part is cracked.
Lost your reed.
Don't ring up at all, then when you go there next say "I tried ringing you, but it just kept ringing, I was sick" / or use another excuse, combined with this scenario.
Sprained foot/ wrist, put a bandage on before you go next time.
Get your mom to ring.
Break your foot/hand on purpose.
Ok im empty.
These would be easier if I knew your situation better but anyways....
Your parents are away and you have to take your sister t o the doctors/organise a way for her.
Friend is in hospital, drop the word "urgent" in the conversation.
Dropped instument, vital part is cracked.
Lost your reed.
Don't ring up at all, then when you go there next say "I tried ringing you, but it just kept ringing, I was sick" / or use another excuse, combined with this scenario.
Sprained foot/ wrist, put a bandage on before you go next time.
Get your mom to ring.
Break your foot/hand on purpose.
Ok im empty.
post #25
12 July 2005, 21:31 UTC#25
QUOTE
Don't ring up at all, then when you go there next say "I tried ringing you, but it just kept ringing, I was sick" / or use another excuse, combined with this scenario.
post #26
12 July 2005, 21:38 UTC#26
Good choice.
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QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 12 2005, 09:16 PM)
oooh I bet you say that to all the girls! Teehee! Image file not present in the recovered backup
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post #27
12 July 2005, 21:39 UTC#27
post #28
13 July 2005, 01:41 UTC#28
fuck you guys, I quit.
post #29
13 July 2005, 01:56 UTC#29
My (insert pet) ate my (insert instrament)
it should work every time.
it should work every time.
post #30
13 July 2005, 01:58 UTC#30
QUOTE(Duran @ Jul 13 2005, 02:41 AM)
fuck you guys, I quit.
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WORD!