05 July 2005, 20:42 UTC#1
Ok so the idea is you post a situation and then something you dont want to hear when you in that situation. Such as....
Things you do not want to hear on an operating table:
Accept this sacrifice, oh Dark Lord
05 July 2005, 20:49 UTC#2
In a helicopter;
We've run out of fuel
05 July 2005, 20:54 UTC#3
On the phone;
" If you hang up I might kill you "
05 July 2005, 20:54 UTC#4
When you are having sex;
the other person moaning someone else's name
05 July 2005, 20:57 UTC#5
when you answer the door;
sorry your parents have died in a car crash
05 July 2005, 20:58 UTC#6
When getting a handjob:
Well I've never seen it go that colour before...
05 July 2005, 21:00 UTC#7
Here in HGF:
Anyone with "ass" in their name. Image file not present in the recovered backup
05 July 2005, 21:01 UTC#8
Opening a fortune cookie after eating its says
"That wasn't chicken..."
05 July 2005, 21:02 UTC#9
while eating/drinkin somthing:
I shit it that
05 July 2005, 21:04 UTC#10
Waking up after surgery:
What do you mean he wasnt here for a sex change?!
05 July 2005, 21:05 UTC#11
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 5 2005, 11:04 PM)
Waking up after surgery:
What do you mean he wasnt here for a sex change?!
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OUCH, haha
05 July 2005, 21:05 UTC#12
sat on msn messanger
"dude the hunt has gone down again"
05 July 2005, 21:06 UTC#13
QUOTE(wkh @ Jul 5 2005, 11:05 PM)
sat on msn messanger
"dude the hunt has gone down again"
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Dunno if its just me, but when I go to the hunt I get "Invalid hostname"
05 July 2005, 21:09 UTC#14
Upon turning on the news:
Although no actual proof has emerged, President Bush remains confident that the Weapons of Mass Destruction will be found in [insert your hometown here]
05 July 2005, 21:13 UTC#15
On the phone to Gazaa:
It's over...
05 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#16
QUOTE(MADE @ Jul 5 2005, 11:13 PM)
On the phone to Gazaa:
It's over...
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I'd never say that hunni
05 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#17
When asking if something makes you look fat and the person replies:
"mmm not fat as such..."
05 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#18
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 5 2005, 10:15 PM)
QUOTE(MADE @ Jul 5 2005, 11:13 PM)
On the phone to Gazaa:
It's over...
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I'd never say that hunni
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05 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#19
when on the computer:
the sound of your computer shuting off for no reason
05 July 2005, 21:18 UTC#20
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 5 2005, 09:06 PM)
QUOTE(wkh @ Jul 5 2005, 11:05 PM)
sat on msn messanger
"dude the hunt has gone down again"
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Dunno if its just me, but when I go to the hunt I get "Invalid hostname"
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CTRL + F5 it dude
05 July 2005, 21:18 UTC#21
having sex:
"wrong hole, dumbass"
05 July 2005, 21:20 UTC#22
QUOTE(wkh @ Jul 5 2005, 11:18 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 5 2005, 09:06 PM)
QUOTE(wkh @ Jul 5 2005, 11:05 PM)
sat on msn messanger
"dude the hunt has gone down again"
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Dunno if its just me, but when I go to the hunt I get "Invalid hostname"
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CTRL + F5 it dude
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I know how to clear my cache, I just wanted to give you a scare
Shame it didn't work
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when sitting in an orphanage waiting to be adopted:
hello we have found a lovely foster father for you,
his name is michael jackson
05 July 2005, 21:26 UTC#24
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Jul 5 2005, 09:25 PM)
when sitting in an orphanage waiting to be adopted:
hello we have found a lovely foster father for you,
his name is michael jackson
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Hahaha.
05 July 2005, 21:32 UTC#25
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Jul 5 2005, 11:25 PM)
when sitting in an orphanage waiting to be adopted:
hello we have found a lovely foster father for you,
his name is michael jackson
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05 July 2005, 21:33 UTC#26
whats wrong with ass name??/
05 July 2005, 21:34 UTC#27
When just settled down with your hosting:
Were closing Exceed.
Ohh wait, I have heard that one.
05 July 2005, 21:35 UTC#28
QUOTE(MADE @ Jul 5 2005, 11:34 PM)
When just settled down with your hosting:
Were closing Exceed.
Ohh wait, I have heard that one.
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I was just gonna say that, seriously
05 July 2005, 21:43 UTC#29
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 5 2005, 10:35 PM)
QUOTE(MADE @ Jul 5 2005, 11:34 PM)
When just settled down with your hosting:
Were closing Exceed.
Ohh wait, I have heard that one.
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I was just gonna say that, seriously
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Haha, beat you to it,
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