03 July 2005, 21:05 UTC#1
It's shrunk.
I would post this in funny shit but it's not funny.
I was taking a piss today and looked down and it was smaller than normal. What shall I do?
03 July 2005, 21:06 UTC#2
Shoot yourself?
03 July 2005, 21:09 UTC#3
03 July 2005, 21:09 UTC#4
I need reassurance not sarcastic comments.
03 July 2005, 21:11 UTC#5
If you're serious, seek professional medical help.
03 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#6
my penis size cahnges regualrly.
Sometimes I look down and get an enormous sence of well being other times I look down and stare wondering where my penis has actaully gone too, then I realize its behind tht pube.
03 July 2005, 21:20 UTC#7
strecth it....stop doing drugs if you do any or stop doing somthin that you might think be the cause of it...go on doctor phil
03 July 2005, 21:24 UTC#8
is your penis circumsized? if it isn't it could be hiding in your foreskin. ha.
03 July 2005, 21:24 UTC#9
Fuck more goats

03 July 2005, 21:46 UTC#10
yeh get circumsized, makes u look bigger apperently
03 July 2005, 21:52 UTC#11
it might just be cold!
03 July 2005, 21:57 UTC#12
03 July 2005, 21:58 UTC#13
Its could shrinkage, and its normal, I often get it when its cold, or I have had a night of alcohol and drug taking.
For example look how small dan joyce was when he got shrinkage, I havnt even seen a dick that small!
03 July 2005, 22:07 UTC#14
By the way for any people taking me seriously. Im fucking about

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Now suck that shrunken willy!
To bust pissing myself at Robs post. Nice one man, you always know how to amuse me!
03 July 2005, 22:17 UTC#15
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 3 2005, 10:57 PM)
lmao
well there are people here with penis size issues.
so lets here some more

03 July 2005, 22:18 UTC#16
Yes lets.
03 July 2005, 22:18 UTC#17
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
03 July 2005, 22:19 UTC#18
Yeh everyone just post a pic!
03 July 2005, 22:21 UTC#19
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 3 2005, 10:18 PM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
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BWAHAHA
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QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 4 2005, 12:18 AM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
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OMG, same
03 July 2005, 22:22 UTC#21
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 3 2005, 11:21 PM)
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 3 2005, 10:18 PM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
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BWAHAHA
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It aint funny, you ever tried to get a penis to join in with saying grace?
03 July 2005, 22:23 UTC#22
HAHAHHA stop man , my chest is hurting.
Who was the chick that answered your phone a few days back. She didn't put you on. I was looking foward to a good prank call too.
03 July 2005, 22:25 UTC#23
Tomm, what's your number again?
03 July 2005, 22:26 UTC#24
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 3 2005, 11:23 PM)
HAHAHHA stop man , my chest is hurting.
Who was the chick that answered your phone a few days back. She didn't put you on. I was looking foward to a good prank call too.
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Mightv been my girlfriend, she said something about getting a sales call at my house. It was probably my sister though, she lives for chewing out those sale phone wanks.
03 July 2005, 22:27 UTC#25
[phone number redacted]
Phone at a really random time though ok.
Phone sex?
03 July 2005, 22:30 UTC#26
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 4 2005, 12:27 AM)
[phone number redacted]
Phone at a really random time though ok.
Phone sex?
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Yay, Okies.
You better not call me back, as I'll probably call when I go into my 1 day a week job

03 July 2005, 22:32 UTC#27
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 3 2005, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 4 2005, 12:27 AM)
[phone number redacted]
Phone at a really random time though ok.
Phone sex?
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Yay, Okies.
You better not call me back, as I'll probably call when I go into my 1 day a week job

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Smug bastard

03 July 2005, 22:32 UTC#28
Come on man you have to leave your number. What about when I'm feeling lonely in bed at night?
EDIT: Sign into MSN I have another present for you.

03 July 2005, 22:38 UTC#29
I just realized, the whole two pages in this topic we've been talking about tomm's penis.
03 July 2005, 22:39 UTC#30
QUOTE(Kerplunk! @ Jul 3 2005, 11:38 PM)
I just realized, the whole two pages in this topic we've been talking about tomm's penis.
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And mine, dont forget mine!