Forum index / General Chat / Update about my penis

Update about my penis

31 posts · page 1 of 2

post #1
03 July 2005, 21:05 UTC#1
It's shrunk.

I would post this in funny shit but it's not funny.

I was taking a piss today and looked down and it was smaller than normal. What shall I do?
post #2
03 July 2005, 21:06 UTC#2
Shoot yourself?
post #4
03 July 2005, 21:09 UTC#4
I need reassurance not sarcastic comments.
post #5
03 July 2005, 21:11 UTC#5
If you're serious, seek professional medical help.
post #6
03 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#6
my penis size cahnges regualrly.

Sometimes I look down and get an enormous sence of well being other times I look down and stare wondering where my penis has actaully gone too, then I realize its behind tht pube.
post #7
03 July 2005, 21:20 UTC#7
strecth it....stop doing drugs if you do any or stop doing somthin that you might think be the cause of it...go on doctor phil
post #8
03 July 2005, 21:24 UTC#8
is your penis circumsized? if it isn't it could be hiding in your foreskin. ha.
post #9
03 July 2005, 21:24 UTC#9
Fuck more goats :)
post #10
03 July 2005, 21:46 UTC#10
yeh get circumsized, makes u look bigger apperently
post #11
03 July 2005, 21:52 UTC#11
it might just be cold!


post #13
03 July 2005, 21:58 UTC#13
Its could shrinkage, and its normal, I often get it when its cold, or I have had a night of alcohol and drug taking.

For example look how small dan joyce was when he got shrinkage, I havnt even seen a dick that small!
post #14
03 July 2005, 22:07 UTC#14
By the way for any people taking me seriously. Im fucking about ;).

Now suck that shrunken willy!

To bust pissing myself at Robs post. Nice one man, you always know how to amuse me!
post #16
03 July 2005, 22:18 UTC#16
Yes lets.
post #17
03 July 2005, 22:18 UTC#17
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
post #18
03 July 2005, 22:19 UTC#18
Yeh everyone just post a pic!
post #19
03 July 2005, 22:21 UTC#19
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 3 2005, 10:18 PM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
[right][snapback]114693[/snapback][/right]


BWAHAHA Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #20
03 July 2005, 22:22 UTC#20
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 4 2005, 12:18 AM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
[right][snapback]114693[/snapback][/right]


OMG, same
post #21
03 July 2005, 22:22 UTC#21
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 3 2005, 11:21 PM)
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 3 2005, 10:18 PM)
I've got penis issues. Its too damn big, its an embarrassment, I have to lay an extra place for it at the dinner table.
[right][snapback]114693[/snapback][/right]


BWAHAHA Image file not present in the recovered backup
[right][snapback]114697[/snapback][/right]


It aint funny, you ever tried to get a penis to join in with saying grace?
post #22
03 July 2005, 22:23 UTC#22
HAHAHHA stop man , my chest is hurting.

Who was the chick that answered your phone a few days back. She didn't put you on. I was looking foward to a good prank call too.
post #23
03 July 2005, 22:25 UTC#23
Tomm, what's your number again?
post #24
03 July 2005, 22:26 UTC#24
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 3 2005, 11:23 PM)
HAHAHHA stop man , my chest is hurting.

Who was the chick that answered your phone a few days back. She didn't put you on. I was looking foward to a good prank call too.
[right][snapback]114702[/snapback][/right]


Mightv been my girlfriend, she said something about getting a sales call at my house. It was probably my sister though, she lives for chewing out those sale phone wanks.
post #25
03 July 2005, 22:27 UTC#25
[phone number redacted]

Phone at a really random time though ok.

Phone sex?
post #26
03 July 2005, 22:30 UTC#26
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 4 2005, 12:27 AM)
[phone number redacted]

Phone at a really random time though ok.

Phone sex?
[right][snapback]114706[/snapback][/right]


Yay, Okies.

You better not call me back, as I'll probably call when I go into my 1 day a week job biggrin.gif
post #27
03 July 2005, 22:32 UTC#27
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 3 2005, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Tomm @ Jul 4 2005, 12:27 AM)
[phone number redacted]

Phone at a really random time though ok.

Phone sex?
[right][snapback]114706[/snapback][/right]


Yay, Okies.

You better not call me back, as I'll probably call when I go into my 1 day a week job biggrin.gif
[right][snapback]114709[/snapback][/right]


Smug bastard biggrin.gif
post #28
03 July 2005, 22:32 UTC#28
Come on man you have to leave your number. What about when I'm feeling lonely in bed at night?

EDIT: Sign into MSN I have another present for you. biggrin.gif
post #29
03 July 2005, 22:38 UTC#29
I just realized, the whole two pages in this topic we've been talking about tomm's penis.
post #30
03 July 2005, 22:39 UTC#30
QUOTE(Kerplunk! @ Jul 3 2005, 11:38 PM)
I just realized, the whole two pages in this topic we've been talking about tomm's penis.
[right][snapback]114717[/snapback][/right]


And mine, dont forget mine!