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CustomScarJUSTIN
post #1
29 June 2005, 13:56 UTC#1
1. Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting beside a kid with downsyndrome

2. Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off

3. How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Put a nail in it's other hand

4. How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them

5. What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork

6. Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitch fork?

So you can tell which ones are still alive

7. What the difference between grandma and a dead baby?

Grandma doesnt die when you fuck her in the ass.

No its not what you think...I found these on a website...I'm not that big of a freak...well not all the time atleast

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
MattG
post #2
29 June 2005, 13:58 UTC#2
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jun 29 2005, 01:56 PM)
1. Whats funnier than a dead baby? 

A dead baby sitting beside a kid with  downsyndrome

2. Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off

3. How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Put a nail in it's other hand

4. How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them

5. What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork

6. Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitch fork?

So you can tell which ones are still alive

7. What the difference between grandma and a dead baby?

Grandma doesnt die when you fuck her in the ass.

No its not what you think...I found these on a website...I'm not that big of a freak...well not all the time atleast

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
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those are sick dude
tomm
post #3
29 June 2005, 14:00 UTC#3
lmao biggrin.gif:D
Mi5anthr0pe
post #4
29 June 2005, 14:53 UTC#4
What's pink and sticky and crawling up your leg?

A homesick abortion.
MattG
post #5
29 June 2005, 14:54 UTC#5
QUOTE(Mi5anthr0pe @ Jun 29 2005, 02:53 PM)
What's pink and sticky and crawling up your leg?

A homesick abortion.
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that ones gonna make me puke
CORNY
post #6
29 June 2005, 14:59 UTC#6
whats worse than finding 8 babies in a trashcan?

~finding 1 baby in 8 trashcans.
MattG
post #7
29 June 2005, 15:10 UTC#7
QUOTE(CORNY @ Jun 29 2005, 02:59 PM)
whats worse than finding 8 babies in a trashcan?

~finding 1 baby in 8 trashcans.
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whats worse then 10 babys nailed to ten trees
1 baby nailed to 10 trees

whats red and sizzles and hangs from a telephone wire
a baby that went through a snow blower

srry.... I couldent resist
DEX
post #8
29 June 2005, 15:12 UTC#8
-What do you do after youve had a babie?

~put it's nappie back on.
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #9
29 June 2005, 16:05 UTC#9
haha...have you all visited the website
gman
post #10
29 June 2005, 16:08 UTC#10
Bahahahahhahaha
tomm
post #11
29 June 2005, 16:09 UTC#11
gaz come on msn for 1 min ... need to ask sumin
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #12
29 June 2005, 16:10 UTC#12
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Bahahahahhahaha



LMFAO!!!!
wkh
post #13
29 June 2005, 16:10 UTC#13
ive always liked dead baby jokes
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #14
29 June 2005, 16:13 UTC#14
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ive always liked dead baby jokes



everybody loves a good dead baby joke everynow and then....haha
THC
post #15
29 June 2005, 16:28 UTC#15
I sure as hell do, these are great!!
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #16
29 June 2005, 16:31 UTC#16
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I sure as hell do, these are great!!


see....everyone loves these....from catholic priests all the way to michael jackson
THC
post #17
29 June 2005, 16:33 UTC#17
id have to assume I'm tha catholic priests and your michael jackson??!??!
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #18
29 June 2005, 16:34 UTC#18
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id have to assume I'm tha catholic priests and your michael jackson??!??!


What in the fuck are you talking about you stupid canadian sasquatch looking bastard...
THC
post #19
29 June 2005, 16:36 UTC#19
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jun 29 2005, 12:34 PM)
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id have to assume I'm tha catholic priests and your michael jackson??!??!


What in the fuck are you talking about you stupid canadian sasquatch looking bastard...
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I donno, all I know is there isnt much difference between a preist and MJ, they both touch little boys...
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #20
29 June 2005, 16:37 UTC#20
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA....now that is quality right there
THC
post #21
29 June 2005, 16:39 UTC#21
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jun 29 2005, 12:37 PM)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA....now that is quality right there
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thankyou thankyou, dont froget to tip your waitriss, goodnight
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #22
29 June 2005, 16:43 UTC#22
you have to go and fuck it up by saying something stupid dont you....I try and give you credit and this is wat you do....hahahaha
DEX
post #23
29 June 2005, 16:59 UTC#23
Knock knock
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Whos there?
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dead baby
CustomScarJUSTIN
post #24
29 June 2005, 17:23 UTC#24
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Knock knock
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Whos there?
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dead baby


That really shouldn't be funny.....but for some fuckin reason I giggled
Slim
post #25
15 July 2005, 00:12 UTC#25
Vin Diesel once painted the exterior of a house using only babies.
joe_thc
post #26
15 July 2005, 01:38 UTC#26
I hate you JUSTIN..you disqust me..I never thought you were like that..making fun of babies...And the whole thing about babies dying when you fuck them in the ass isnt true, I know that first hand...

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Ummm..ye..
LouZy Hero
post #27
15 July 2005, 01:52 UTC#27
1. Whats funnier than a dead baby?

Funk Master Mumbles, New screen name.
Happyjack
post #28
15 July 2005, 03:05 UTC#28
what sits in the corner of your kitchen, and gets smaller and smaller and smaller?

A BABY COMBING HIS HAIR WITH A POTATO PEELER
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YEAH just go to
when I go to this website I want to cry and scream and laugh and vomit at the same time



hahaha and


whats funnier than a dead baby?

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ohh and hahaha and

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?



A baby in a microwave.






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joe_thc
post #29
15 July 2005, 03:09 UTC#29
Now that funny
MattG
post #30
15 July 2005, 04:57 UTC#30
sick