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How was I born

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post #1
22 June 2005, 04:09 UTC#1
Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of authorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"


Another one I thought was funny

Little Johnny walked into his dads bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of sex with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doing dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"

post #2
22 June 2005, 04:10 UTC#2
2nd one = funny shit
post #3
22 June 2005, 04:14 UTC#3
lol, not bad Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #4
22 June 2005, 06:49 UTC#4
When I was born I flew out of my mother and the doctor caught me.

True story.
post #5
22 June 2005, 11:36 UTC#5
I had a twin that died in side of the carriage that gave birth to me called my mum.
post #6
22 June 2005, 11:57 UTC#6
I wish I had a dead twin
post #7
22 June 2005, 11:58 UTC#7
He/she (I don'y know) was probably the evil one, so I'm glad.
post #8
22 June 2005, 12:06 UTC#8
QUOTE(Scott @ Jun 22 2005, 07:58 AM)
He/she (I don'y know) was probably the evil one, so I'm glad.
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perhaps you were the one who really died and the one that lived was retarded so they put your brain in his body.... ever think of that?
post #9
22 June 2005, 12:38 UTC#9
Can't say that I did. But surely if I died, my brain would have died with me? Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #10
22 June 2005, 16:14 UTC#10
I was born dead with the ambillacal(?) cord around my neck (true but I need more posts) and dont listen to thc joe scott hes just jelous that your groups like 5x better than his pop punk pussy ass
post #11
22 June 2005, 17:06 UTC#11
I took 18hours to come out of my mum! no joke...
post #12
22 June 2005, 17:46 UTC#12
3 and a half Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #13
22 June 2005, 17:48 UTC#13
hahaa that made me chuckle biggrin.gif