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post #1
20 June 2005, 13:31 UTC#1
A baby girl is mysteriously droped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

post #2
20 June 2005, 13:35 UTC#2
Well there you go.
post #3
20 June 2005, 13:36 UTC#3
Interesting read :)
post #4
20 June 2005, 14:08 UTC#4
Did you come up with that yourself..
post #5
20 June 2005, 14:13 UTC#5
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jun 20 2005, 04:08 PM)
Did you come up with that yourself..
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No, its a true story biggrin.gif
post #6
20 June 2005, 14:13 UTC#6
kool
post #7
20 June 2005, 14:18 UTC#7
QUOTE(gman @ Jun 20 2005, 03:13 PM)
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jun 20 2005, 04:08 PM)
Did you come up with that yourself..
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No, its a true story biggrin.gif
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So in other words, funkmaster steven revealed your real identity gman Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #8
20 June 2005, 14:20 UTC#8
was good that kinda like a loop story
post #9
20 June 2005, 14:41 UTC#9
I liked it. it's gonna keep going on and on
post #10
20 June 2005, 17:04 UTC#10
I have stories with no morals!
post #11
20 June 2005, 18:09 UTC#11
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jun 20 2005, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Jun 20 2005, 03:13 PM)
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jun 20 2005, 04:08 PM)
Did you come up with that yourself..
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No, its a true story biggrin.gif
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So in other words, funkmaster steven revealed your real identity gman Image file not present in the recovered backup
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You nicked the words right from my mouth, I was gonna say "how dare you post my bio" but then I thought it was a stupid comment biggrin.gif
post #13
20 June 2005, 19:14 UTC#13
thats crazy
post #14
20 June 2005, 19:37 UTC#14
Dude I think you forgot the last paragraph
post #15
20 June 2005, 19:40 UTC#15
QUOTE(Emboit @ Jun 20 2005, 09:37 PM)
Dude I think you forgot the last paragraph
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Which was??
post #16
20 June 2005, 19:41 UTC#16
The bartender then goes foward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender an has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.