Sexist jokes

Joke 1;

Q) What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
A) Slap her

Joke 2;

This hot chick was driving in a Ferrari, when she saw a man walking along the side of the road. She stops by him and says to the man "make me feel like a woman"

The man says "Okay, wash my shirt"

Joke 3;

Q) Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A) They both leak when they're fucked

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Anyone else got more?

OMFG! Thats the best joke ever!

It's not exactly funny, but...

q: What do you do if the womans out of the kitchen?

a: Shorten the chain.

Not funny I know, but I have nothing else.

Why are wedding dresses white?


So she matches the rest of the appliances in the kitchen

This hot chick was driving in a Ferrari, when she saw a man walking along the side of the road. She stops by him and says to the man "make me feel like a woman"

The man says "Okay, wash my shirt"

ahahhaa loving that

q:whats the worst part about eating bald pussy

a: putting the diaper back on


been sed before but it had to be reincarnated

Haha, thats sick but not exactly sexist

Nice ones Jonneh

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.


Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

the list could go on but I can't be bothered

Hahahah, those kickass Image file not present in the recovered backup

thank you you see women do have a sense of humor well I do Image file not present in the recovered backup

yer thats some funny shit right there, the hurricane one is great.

How may sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
None let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you do when the wifes watch breaks?
Nothing there's a timer on the oven.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

What's the difference between your paycheck
and your dick?
You don't have to beg her to blow your paycheck.

Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke

How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you.

I was bored so heres some more

So Fxcking True!

I agree on that one to haha

acually it altanate 1 male name, 1 female name, 1 male name, one female name so its acually 50-50

wow chelsea has funnier jokes then you guys ... must be a lezbo

lmfao