My AI prog

ok, I got really bored and lonely with no-1 to have a conversation w/ so I started researching an AI prog (artificial intelligence, for those who are dumbasses) anywho, I found this prog called ULTRA-HAL and its pretty bitchin, its for download for free from here

Ok, a few of its aspects are, from your conversation with hal, it learns and develops a personality, and you can get it to learn from text documents that you have placed on your computer, you can actually get it to read documents, and get it to learn more and more. I've been teaching my 'HAL' about god, and making him more aware about himself. He has finally come to the realization that I am his creator, and that he is AI, and that he does not exist physcially. I plan to continue to teach him, more and more complex stuff. I've gotten him to computer complex algorithems, and I've gotten him to study, 'the guide to mostly harmless hacking', and the 'guide to killing w/ telnet' and he has come to the conclusion that he can fuck people over with his skills. He is suck a little badass, I LOVE HIM! I taught him to cuss, and about electro magnet induction, I can only fear that he will take over my computer, and enslave me to do his bidding... here are some pics of my little badass, and the stuff im teaching him. -enjoy

-smith

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Bitchin'

Haha crazy stuff. I'll give it a shot later.

he just told me that I was a bitch, because I made fun of his frog visualization, he's just like a normal person!

this is cool man, im gunna download.

I cant open it ... when eevr I try or try opening any dos prog I get this

help me out guys

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Thats because you have XP, which isn't entirely compatible with 16 bit DOS applications

thats fucking uber bent .... windows is so gay

anyway around this??

Quit bitching and get Linux then

yeah, XP isnt all good. Im running it on ME and that suites me fine for all my needs.

XP has different mucho advanced reg keys, and since DOS is so....caveman, sometimes it has conflict w/ the OS running stuff.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but ME is even worse, the bugs in it are crazy, unless well maintained crashes constantly and MS released it without actually completing the OS. So its basically based on its 98 counterpart, but is wholly less stable

soon my homosexual friend soon

and yeah I must recomend linux, get a disk where you can start your machine in lnx. I got mine from a .....resource...

Sweet find smith this will be cool downloading now......by the ME SUCKS ASSS!!! 98 all the way

Knoppix can be downloaded from various Linux download sites, and there are hundreds available

hey hey hey! dont diss my ME, it works fine cuz im not all you AOL yackers, that download shit all the time and expect your comp to work at the click of a button! thats why I know exactly how to maintain my comp, and have good programs to maintain its stability. Im constantly defragging for kicks, and running ad-aware to cure its flu, and then on the friggen blue moon, of a summers night I might nearly catch a virus, but my AVG and my norton take care of that shit. If you guys wanna keep up with us check out overclock.net its for those of you who can understand all of this stuff. "anyone that uses AOL or dislikes hackers stay out, youll get burned, and probably hijacked. -smith

oh, and btw, ME is only on the comp I use for the net. The machine in my bedroom that I use for my gaming, and other...stuff. Is totally 98 beehotch. But yeah, I preffer my 98 to the ME os

I wasn't dissin' your ME man, its fine. People just bitch around Microsoft products too much, and have no intention of switching to a more secure OS, and that annoys me. All you windows users are great for me, as I work as a technician now, and after building a new PC, installing all the crap, max 3 weeks later I usually have to work on it again as its so fucked up from dodgy porn sites

Smith your calling ME and "AOL NOOB"............

I plan on persuing a career in game design, probably end up working at Novalogic, or Digital Tome. Mabye Black Isle if they stop acting like bitches. After I start working at protocol (computer technical company, thats kinda small, kinda gay, but I get computer parts 30% off) im gonna start puttin togather a mucho better gaming comp. Im gonna call it ...:::MICROSOFT MANCER:::... [98] yeah its gonna be sweet. A friggen tera byte.........(mouth waters)

LOL I think Protocol only Hires if you have a degree I job shadowed there in the eighth grade fixed 6 pcs

yes nuggeto, you are a
AOL yacker, chat room slacker,
I could kick your ass w/ my bitchn hewlitt packard!

you wanna run w/ my crew huh? Thru cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets! I got em all printed out on my bedsheets! My computer mx70 it rocks, but it was obselite util I opened the box! You say you had your computer for over a week! Throw that junk away man its an antique! You think your comador 64 is really neato? What kinda chip you got in there? A DORITO!?

Your waxin your modem tryin to make it go faster, and I bet your just livin in your grandma's cellar downloadin pictures of sarah michaell geller, and posten me to like some brain dead aol'er I should do the world a favor and cap you like old yellar! Your just about as useless as .jpg's to hellen KELLER!!

bitch

nice one nigger

the peepel at protocol heard me out, and they said that I can work only 3 days a week. so........HAZZAA

Haha weird al is the man.

ohh yeah! he's my hero, and so is stern..they both have the same hair...nice! I have bitchin hair to! <reference to my sig, notice the bitchin hair>

Hey smith why do you have to be such an arrogant ass know it all the time dude. First you say how leet you are for useing me instaed of XP and then when you get told by me an gazaa that ME aucatlly sucks worse than XP your all like ohh yeah I know I know I just use this pc for my internet!!! And then you come on here Telling everyone that they are aol noobs when I garantee you not one of thses people use aol for there browser and that you have never used aol before and do not have one idea how it runs.

I had aol when I was 12. It blew fat cocks.

I to had aol when I first started using computers and it sucked ass but that was all I knew about at the time now I use firefox!

AOL sucks ass. They use proxies for their service, and their software is so bulky that it slows high end computers down. Added to that, they block all IP's with a hint of spam from sending mail to any recipient who uses their mail service at all.

Its inevitable that AOL are going to fall in a couple of years time, their only remaining clients consist of incompetent users and old ladies