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Mono
post #1
07 June 2005, 10:25 UTC#1
-Adult Fan Fiction-

http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/

Rob sent me a link to this Adult Fan Fiction site where budding authors write sexual stories about Movie/TV characters/actors etc...Well it kept me entertained.


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As Shrek started to caress Fiona, she pulled out his massive green dick and started to lick it. Shrek pulled off her dress and she pulled down his pants. She got right to the point and stood on Shrek preparing for the massive entry. As she slipped and dropped her full weight on the huge green dick, she screamed.
Donkey ran into the little clearing, "Oh my god Shrek! What in the world are you doing to the princess."
"Uhh, were getting to know each other better."
"My ass you are. Well if your getting to get to know eachother can I get you know you better fiona?"
"owwww... sure"
"Oh my god! Sex with a princess!" Donkey quckly got hard and ran over to her mouth. Shrek lifted her up and down again, while donkey got his dick sucked. After a while of that doneky wanted a turn. Fiona got up turned around and sucked shrek some more.
"WOWZA! This is some tight pussy! We are so lucky!"
"How about a sandwich?"
"Hmmmm... I am getting hungrOWWW!" She sreamed in pain while shrek infiltrated her ass.

Soon they were finished. As they pulled their clothes back on, they were still panting like crazy.
"I guess farquad's dick isnt that big ehh?"
Donkey and Shrek just laughed.



EDIT:

Rob - Sucker love is heaven sent, you pucker up, our passions spent, my hearts a tart, your body's rent... says:
oi you bastard
MiKe [M0N0] _you want romance?__. _delayedreaction.org says:
huh?
Rob - Sucker love is heaven sent, you pucker up, our passions spent, my hearts a tart, your body's rent... says:
youv made it sound like im a member of it
MiKe [M0N0] _you want romance?__. _delayedreaction.org says:
LOL
Rob - DR -
post #2
07 June 2005, 10:29 UTC#2
Check out the celebrity section, it kept me laughing for at least 10 minutes. All your favourite bands....fisting each other! Image file not present in the recovered backup
made
post #3
07 June 2005, 10:30 UTC#3
QUOTE(M0N0 @ Jun 7 2005, 11:25 AM)
Rob - Sucker love is heaven sent, you pucker up, our passions spent, my hearts a tart, your body's rent... says:
oi you bastard
MiKe [M0N0]      _you want romance?__.        _delayedreaction.org says:
huh?
Rob - Sucker love is heaven sent, you pucker up, our passions spent, my hearts a tart, your body's rent... says:
youv made it sound like im a member of it
MiKe [M0N0]      _you want romance?__.        _delayedreaction.org says:
LOL
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LMFAO!
Mr Fandangle
post #4
07 June 2005, 10:39 UTC#4
wicked site dude. everyone visit at least once. you wont regret it lol. Image file not present in the recovered backup
Mono
post #5
07 June 2005, 18:03 UTC#5
*bumping t3h n3rd pr0n*
Scott
post #6
07 June 2005, 18:45 UTC#6
I enjoyed that!
Wilbur
post #7
07 June 2005, 18:50 UTC#7
HAHAHAHA nice find.
urban_ben
post #8
07 June 2005, 20:05 UTC#8
Dude this is so wierd...im reading the pokemon one blink.gif


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. Ash himself took this off. They hesitated for a moment, knowing what they wanted to do next but not sure how, until Misty grew impatient and yelled "Ash! Stick it in me! Please, I want you in me!"
a Another hesitation- Ash made sure it was his last. In one undisciplined (but unrushed) thrust, Ash was inside Misty


HA HA HA
Mono
post #9
07 June 2005, 20:09 UTC#9
These nerds are so fucked up. blink.gif
Callum C.R
post #10
07 June 2005, 20:22 UTC#10
QUOTE(M0N0 @ Jun 7 2005, 08:09 PM)
These nerds are so fucked up.  blink.gif
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This is some very disturbing shit I thought nerds got thrills over like hacking into nasa and crap not this blink.gif
vode
post #11
07 June 2005, 22:06 UTC#11
YOu dont even know disturbing shit, here is some japanese fanfiction:
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skateforfood
post #12
08 June 2005, 01:15 UTC#12
Who he fuck gets off on Resident evil porn...
itsallinthehips
post #13
08 June 2005, 04:44 UTC#13
What the hell were you searching for to find this?
GoBBo
post #14
08 June 2005, 11:02 UTC#14
awesome story I wanna see this scene where shrek fucks the princess in the ass and the donkey fucks her in the pussy Image file not present in the recovered backup
Mono
post #15
08 June 2005, 12:04 UTC#15
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jun 8 2005, 04:44 AM)
What the hell were you searching for to find this?
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Dunno, Liam found it I think. He's into "normal fan fiction" and I guess he stumbled across this site.

QUOTE(GoBBo @ Jun 8 2005, 11:02 AM)
awesome story I wanna see this scene where shrek fucks the princess in the ass and the donkey fucks her in the pussy  Image file not present in the recovered backup
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k.
poooz
post #16
11 June 2005, 12:41 UTC#16
irs fucking stupid
Mono
post #17
11 June 2005, 13:01 UTC#17
QUOTE(poooz @ Jun 11 2005, 12:41 PM)
irs fucking stupid
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No you are.

Stop making spamming posts.
fairybrain
post #18
12 June 2005, 18:23 UTC#18
lol they were all hilarious. In the H.I.M ones ville valo spends most of his time fucking guuys is he really gay?
Anderson
post #19
12 June 2005, 18:52 UTC#19
QUOTE(M0N0 @ Jun 8 2005, 12:04 PM)
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jun 8 2005, 04:44 AM)
What the hell were you searching for to find this?
[right][snapback]95370[/snapback][/right]

Dunno, Liam found it I think. He's into "normal fan fiction" and I guess he stumbled across this site.


No such thing.
Rob - DR -
post #22
12 June 2005, 19:03 UTC#22
Wish I was a wizard Image file not present in the recovered backup
Rico
post #23
12 June 2005, 20:34 UTC#23
Some of that stuff is fucked up, AND funny.
Hookedonlemons0410
post #24
14 June 2005, 13:58 UTC#24
Howe to be a Wizerd

1. Get a wand
2. No som cool wurds to say when u cast a spel
3. Get that rob with the stars on it and the hat to

Lol but back on topic
Lol that is fucked up!
They have like alot of good shows listed on there but the only good part f the site is the walkthroughs
jess v
post #25
23 June 2005, 14:00 UTC#25
dude you guys like my shrek sex scene? thanks!
jess v
post #26
23 June 2005, 14:07 UTC#26
ville valo is deffinitly not gay and im not just saying that because I like the band him I mean he makes songs about love and sex and shit but I think daniel lioneye is like bysexual