29 May 2005, 23:53 UTC#1
Q. What do you do when the dishwasher quits working?
A. Smack her across the face.
Q: Did you hear about the blind skunk?
A: It fucked a piece of shit.
Q: Why don't roosters have hands?
A: Chickens don't have tits.
Q: What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?
A: My son.
Q: How many faggots does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Q: What are the three reasons why anal sex is better then vaginal sex?
A: It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to women.
Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. A Rape victim
Q: Why do woman have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: What do Fat people do in the summertime ?
A: Stink.
29 May 2005, 23:57 UTC#2
good fuck those are the funnyest things ever ha ha ha
30 May 2005, 00:00 UTC#3
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Aw man gazaa you never fail to amuse me.
30 May 2005, 00:00 UTC#4
lol, can you explain about the bubba thing g
30 May 2005, 00:09 UTC#6
HAHAHAH..those are fucking hilarious..I love the one about anal sex being better than vaginal sex
30 May 2005, 00:20 UTC#8
Those jokes were so dam funny!!
HAHAHAHAHA
30 May 2005, 01:47 UTC#10
lmao.. pics and jokes were awesome Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup
30 May 2005, 01:49 UTC#11
QUOTE(gman @ May 30 2005, 01:39 AM)
LMFAO!
30 May 2005, 05:04 UTC#12
QUOTE(gman @ May 30 2005, 12:53 AM)
Q: What are the three reasons why anal sex is better then vaginal sex?
A: It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to women.
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WHEre have I heard this?
30 May 2005, 05:10 UTC#13
GLAH GLAH GLAH MEN I LAUGH AT YOU!!1
30 May 2005, 05:10 UTC#14
Banned.
Edit: suspended, 32 years.
30 May 2005, 05:11 UTC#15
Fucking classic.. where did you get those?
30 May 2005, 05:34 UTC#16
QUOTE(Wilbur @ May 29 2005, 10:10 PM)
Banned.
Edit: suspended, 32 years.
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You deserve some cake.. and an award.. and maybe a glorious statue in your honor.. you know, I give my life to you.
*bows*
30 May 2005, 11:19 UTC#17
QUOTE(you are all gay men @ May 30 2005, 07:10 AM)
GLAH GLAH GLAH MEN I LAUGH AT YOU!!1
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I know you're an existing member, so I'm gonna find out who and ban you forever
30 May 2005, 11:30 UTC#18
Noice, hows that for a deep burn.
30 May 2005, 11:50 UTC#19
Hahaha !! I did expect something much more nasty
Image file not present in the recovered backup But these were fekking hilarious !
30 May 2005, 13:30 UTC#20
im printing them off so I can be funny and witty
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes
NOTHING you already told the bitch twice
30 May 2005, 13:40 UTC#21
THESE are the sickest jokes I have ever heard...
Whats the difference between a barrel of dead babies and a ferrari?
-I dont have a ferarri in my garage.
Whats the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?
-I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Why did the baby fall out of the swing?
-because it has no legs or arms
OK! dont get mad at me if you dont like em. lol..those are soo sickening!
30 May 2005, 13:41 UTC#22
I can see you like babies
30 May 2005, 13:55 UTC#23
HAHAHAHA post some more Image file not present in the recovered backup
30 May 2005, 13:57 UTC#24
wow, I just realised... 10 more posts and im on the big 1000! w00t!
30 May 2005, 14:24 UTC#25
fucking hell man those were hilarious.
30 May 2005, 14:26 UTC#26
I use to know a load of cool jokes, but I forgot them all
30 May 2005, 14:27 UTC#27
Q: why don't women wear watches
A: cause there is a clock on the stove
30 May 2005, 15:05 UTC#28
Q: How long does it take for a woman to achieve orgasm with a real guy?
Real Guy: Who Cares I got mine !
30 May 2005, 15:26 UTC#29
Q: What's the worst part about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on
30 May 2005, 15:30 UTC#30
QUOTE(Rico @ May 30 2005, 03:26 PM)
Q: What's the worst part about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on
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that has to be one of the most offensive jokes I have ever heard
congratulations my man that actually shocked me for a second
you are a gifted person
