The Mortal Kombat Skit

true. And as long he is here. He will get even more pwend

QUOTE (M0N0 @ Apr 11 2005, 05:33 PM) QUOTE (Jam Master Supremo @ Apr 9 2005, 05:45 PM) zomg JMS is actually posting something! Yes, I couldn't hold back the rage and disgust upon seeing this shitty movie. Let's go through it step by step, shall we?
First of all, there was absolutely nothing to tie this into the Mortal Kombat concept other than the fact that you gave it the name. The guys didn't even look like they were from MK. It was just two little chavs pissing about next to a football field. It was almost as if no planning went into this at all (and that wouldn't be hard to believe).
As I think basically everyone has said, the "special effects" made my eyes bleed. I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with them.
Possibly the funniest bit of the whole movie was watching the poorly choregraphed fighters running through their moves and then, at exactly 1.04 in the movie, you see the guy on the left blatantly turn and look at the camera while the other guy just stands there. You couldn't even edit that out for crying out loud.
Then, out of nowhere, that hilarious fat kid just appeared. No reason, no explanation, he was just feebly grappling that guy from behind. Then, like magic, he was gone again. He never fails to amaze me.
OK, so after that, there's some more appalling fighting that looks even worse than WWE. When that guy throws the fake punch at 1.16 I thought I'd die laughing, it was so shite.
Oh man, and then the guy does the roll. Classic. Ooh, and a replay in slo-mo B&W in case we missed the koreness first time around. Holy crap, I'm only halfway through this turdfest?? Make it stop.
And in round 2 the fat kid actually gets a starring role. I mean I was in hysterics all the way through. Every time he swung his "weapon" (read: stick) his man-boobs jiggled all over the place. He looked like he was having trouble standing. Well I mean there was more terrible fighting, more of those wierd ball things. It's almost like Veni suddenly found out how to do them and wanted to use them as much as possible in a very short space of time. They're uneccessary and they look like poop. Oh, great music in the second fight by the way. I had no idea rap music could go so well with a fight. Clearly I was wrong.
A few more fighting bits, wierd balls and grapples finish off this movie. But that's not all! If we want to see the exciting conclusion we're told have to buy their DVD! Yes, we have to PAY MONEY to see more of this garbage. Do you honestly believe people are dumb enough to do this?? Just stop. This goes out to Veni (or whatever the fuck your name is) and the rest of Scum Videos. I'll put it in caps so you can understand:

STOP MAKING VIDEOS. NOW.

Wow, that took a while. Nice job if you read it all. I'm just really bored and it's only 15 mins til the faceoff videos are released, so then I get to see some real quality. Peace out y'all.

QUOTE (SpArKy @ Apr 11 2005, 05:40 PM) QUOTE (M0N0 @ Apr 11 2005, 05:33 PM) QUOTE (Jam Master Supremo @ Apr 9 2005, 05:45 PM) zomg JMS is actually posting something! Yes, I couldn't hold back the rage and disgust upon seeing this shitty movie. Let's go through it step by step, shall we?
First of all, there was absolutely nothing to tie this into the Mortal Kombat concept other than the fact that you gave it the name. The guys didn't even look like they were from MK. It was just two little chavs pissing about next to a football field. It was almost as if no planning went into this at all (and that wouldn't be hard to believe).
As I think basically everyone has said, the "special effects" made my eyes bleed. I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with them.
Possibly the funniest bit of the whole movie was watching the poorly choregraphed fighters running through their moves and then, at exactly 1.04 in the movie, you see the guy on the left blatantly turn and look at the camera while the other guy just stands there. You couldn't even edit that out for crying out loud.
Then, out of nowhere, that hilarious fat kid just appeared. No reason, no explanation, he was just feebly grappling that guy from behind. Then, like magic, he was gone again. He never fails to amaze me.
OK, so after that, there's some more appalling fighting that looks even worse than WWE. When that guy throws the fake punch at 1.16 I thought I'd die laughing, it was so shite.
Oh man, and then the guy does the roll. Classic. Ooh, and a replay in slo-mo B&W in case we missed the koreness first time around. Holy crap, I'm only halfway through this turdfest?? Make it stop.
And in round 2 the fat kid actually gets a starring role. I mean I was in hysterics all the way through. Every time he swung his "weapon" (read: stick) his man-boobs jiggled all over the place. He looked like he was having trouble standing. Well I mean there was more terrible fighting, more of those wierd ball things. It's almost like Veni suddenly found out how to do them and wanted to use them as much as possible in a very short space of time. They're uneccessary and they look like poop. Oh, great music in the second fight by the way. I had no idea rap music could go so well with a fight. Clearly I was wrong.
A few more fighting bits, wierd balls and grapples finish off this movie. But that's not all! If we want to see the exciting conclusion we're told have to buy their DVD! Yes, we have to PAY MONEY to see more of this garbage. Do you honestly believe people are dumb enough to do this?? Just stop. This goes out to Veni (or whatever the fuck your name is) and the rest of Scum Videos. I'll put it in caps so you can understand:

STOP MAKING VIDEOS. NOW.

Wow, that took a while. Nice job if you read it all. I'm just really bored and it's only 15 mins til the faceoff videos are released, so then I get to see some real quality. Peace out y'all.

QUOTE (Jam Master Supremo @ Apr 9 2005, 05:45 PM) zomg JMS is actually posting something! Yes, I couldn't hold back the rage and disgust upon seeing this shitty movie. Let's go through it step by step, shall we?
First of all, there was absolutely nothing to tie this into the Mortal Kombat concept other than the fact that you gave it the name. The guys didn't even look like they were from MK. It was just two little chavs pissing about next to a football field. It was almost as if no planning went into this at all (and that wouldn't be hard to believe).
As I think basically everyone has said, the "special effects" made my eyes bleed. I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with them.
Possibly the funniest bit of the whole movie was watching the poorly choregraphed fighters running through their moves and then, at exactly 1.04 in the movie, you see the guy on the left blatantly turn and look at the camera while the other guy just stands there. You couldn't even edit that out for crying out loud.
Then, out of nowhere, that hilarious fat kid just appeared. No reason, no explanation, he was just feebly grappling that guy from behind. Then, like magic, he was gone again. He never fails to amaze me.
OK, so after that, there's some more appalling fighting that looks even worse than WWE. When that guy throws the fake punch at 1.16 I thought I'd die laughing, it was so shite.
Oh man, and then the guy does the roll. Classic. Ooh, and a replay in slo-mo B&W in case we missed the koreness first time around. Holy crap, I'm only halfway through this turdfest?? Make it stop.
And in round 2 the fat kid actually gets a starring role. I mean I was in hysterics all the way through. Every time he swung his "weapon" (read: stick) his man-boobs jiggled all over the place. He looked like he was having trouble standing. Well I mean there was more terrible fighting, more of those wierd ball things. It's almost like Veni suddenly found out how to do them and wanted to use them as much as possible in a very short space of time. They're uneccessary and they look like poop. Oh, great music in the second fight by the way. I had no idea rap music could go so well with a fight. Clearly I was wrong.
A few more fighting bits, wierd balls and grapples finish off this movie. But that's not all! If we want to see the exciting conclusion we're told have to buy their DVD! Yes, we have to PAY MONEY to see more of this garbage. Do you honestly believe people are dumb enough to do this?? Just stop. This goes out to Veni (or whatever the fuck your name is) and the rest of Scum Videos. I'll put it in caps so you can understand:

STOP MAKING VIDEOS. NOW.

Wow, that took a while. Nice job if you read it all. I'm just really bored and it's only 15 mins til the faceoff videos are released, so then I get to see some real quality. Peace out y'all.

get off venis nuts man. jesus christ im sick of everyone talkin shit about veni. if you hate his vids so much dont watch them if you hate his posts ignore him. its so stupid that all of you would talk so much shit abut his vids and then watch his new ones. its fuckin annoying.
hes fuckin 12, give him a break. I happen to think its amazing he makes videos at all, and you come down on him when there not up to you guys standerds. this is something he really enjoys doing and is really good at for his age.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN ASSHOLES

you have no idea what your talkin about or what your dealin with because you just came here to spam your new clips.

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