The Mortal Kombat Skit

I couldent stand watching the little gay children wrestle with eachother, it made my penis too soft....

Its just an opinion but I think the first battle (Gayboy Vs Sub Zero) is better than the second battle (Gayboy Vs Scorpion)

There's no way Gay Boy could win Sub Zero!
I think the musics didn't fit at any point, those
color balls were shit. But it's good that you try

any normal person would use MK music, but no...he using CKY!

Ok,to start off with, making a tittle 'the mortal combat skit' was stupid, think of a better name fool, if it was mortal kombat why diddnt it have the one view from the side? why diddnt u use mortal kombat music? where wasnt there mortal kombat sound effects? it felt nothing like mortal kombat....and lamo and the slow-mo replay of tht kid flipping form groud height onto SAND!!!!! hahahahaahaahhahahha, its cool that u are making films at this age yes, but if I were you I really would wait until u have the brain copacity to come up with half decent ideas, your editing is not bad at all...thats all you got really. sorry if its too harsh.

Skipper

I'm glad he didn't use mk music, because everyone uses that gay fuckin techno version. and I'm sure he would have too.

im downloading now and im predicting that as soon as I finish walchin this im never gonna be able to play mortal combat ever again without hating it.......




WTF werent you banned?

1.Good attempt at effects, but still poor.

2.Hand-to-hand fighting - too bad for words

3.WHY DID YOU REPLAY A ROLL?!

4.who came up with the original name of gayboy?

5. your just asking to get the piss ripped out of you with "Sam Evans (Leader of Scum Videos)"

6.The music for the scond fight was truly appauling


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zomg JMS is actually posting something! Yes, I couldn't hold back the rage and disgust upon seeing this shitty movie. Let's go through it step by step, shall we?
First of all, there was absolutely nothing to tie this into the Mortal Kombat concept other than the fact that you gave it the name. The guys didn't even look like they were from MK. It was just two little chavs pissing about next to a football field. It was almost as if no planning went into this at all (and that wouldn't be hard to believe).
As I think basically everyone has said, the "special effects" made my eyes bleed. I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with them.
Possibly the funniest bit of the whole movie was watching the poorly choregraphed fighters running through their moves and then, at exactly 1.04 in the movie, you see the guy on the left blatantly turn and look at the camera while the other guy just stands there. You couldn't even edit that out for crying out loud.
Then, out of nowhere, that hilarious fat kid just appeared. No reason, no explanation, he was just feebly grappling that guy from behind. Then, like magic, he was gone again. He never fails to amaze me.
OK, so after that, there's some more appalling fighting that looks even worse than WWE. When that guy throws the fake punch at 1.16 I thought I'd die laughing, it was so shite.
Oh man, and then the guy does the roll. Classic. Ooh, and a replay in slo-mo B&W in case we missed the koreness first time around. Holy crap, I'm only halfway through this turdfest?? Make it stop.
And in round 2 the fat kid actually gets a starring role. I mean I was in hysterics all the way through. Every time he swung his "weapon" (read: stick) his man-boobs jiggled all over the place. He looked like he was having trouble standing. Well I mean there was more terrible fighting, more of those wierd ball things. It's almost like Veni suddenly found out how to do them and wanted to use them as much as possible in a very short space of time. They're uneccessary and they look like poop. Oh, great music in the second fight by the way. I had no idea rap music could go so well with a fight. Clearly I was wrong.
A few more fighting bits, wierd balls and grapples finish off this movie. But that's not all! If we want to see the exciting conclusion we're told have to buy their DVD! Yes, we have to PAY MONEY to see more of this garbage. Do you honestly believe people are dumb enough to do this?? Just stop. This goes out to Veni (or whatever the fuck your name is) and the rest of Scum Videos. I'll put it in caps so you can understand:

STOP MAKING VIDEOS. NOW.

Wow, that took a while. Nice job if you read it all. I'm just really bored and it's only 15 mins til the faceoff videos are released, so then I get to see some real quality. Peace out y'all.

jam master supremo?

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I like it

wait I thought he got banned??

venni did, he other name didn't

Wow!
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QUOTE (funk_master_steven @ Apr 9 2005, 05:46 PM) jam master supremo?

how the fuck is that ironic!??!

Veni = Gay
Vearl = Prick

Now THAT'S irony.

QUOTE (skipper @ Apr 9 2005, 06:23 PM) how the fuck is that ironic!??!

that isnt irony fag....its a simularity....and your a knob

This jam guy really knows his stuff.....so scum videos I think he put all of our opinions in 30 lines of hilarious typing



and WTF veni you dont even know what irony is!!!!!


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QUOTE (SpArKy @ Apr 9 2005, 06:16 PM) Wow!
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no
the man who typed like 30 lines

QUOTE (Jam Master Supremo @ Apr 9 2005, 07:24 PM) Veni = Gay
Vearl = Prick

Now THAT'S irony.

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Haha... Liam <3.

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QUOTE (Jam Master Supremo @ Apr 9 2005, 05:45 PM) zomg JMS is actually posting something! Yes, I couldn't hold back the rage and disgust upon seeing this shitty movie. Let's go through it step by step, shall we?
First of all, there was absolutely nothing to tie this into the Mortal Kombat concept other than the fact that you gave it the name. The guys didn't even look like they were from MK. It was just two little chavs pissing about next to a football field. It was almost as if no planning went into this at all (and that wouldn't be hard to believe).
As I think basically everyone has said, the "special effects" made my eyes bleed. I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with them.
Possibly the funniest bit of the whole movie was watching the poorly choregraphed fighters running through their moves and then, at exactly 1.04 in the movie, you see the guy on the left blatantly turn and look at the camera while the other guy just stands there. You couldn't even edit that out for crying out loud.
Then, out of nowhere, that hilarious fat kid just appeared. No reason, no explanation, he was just feebly grappling that guy from behind. Then, like magic, he was gone again. He never fails to amaze me.
OK, so after that, there's some more appalling fighting that looks even worse than WWE. When that guy throws the fake punch at 1.16 I thought I'd die laughing, it was so shite.
Oh man, and then the guy does the roll. Classic. Ooh, and a replay in slo-mo B&W in case we missed the koreness first time around. Holy crap, I'm only halfway through this turdfest?? Make it stop.
And in round 2 the fat kid actually gets a starring role. I mean I was in hysterics all the way through. Every time he swung his "weapon" (read: stick) his man-boobs jiggled all over the place. He looked like he was having trouble standing. Well I mean there was more terrible fighting, more of those wierd ball things. It's almost like Veni suddenly found out how to do them and wanted to use them as much as possible in a very short space of time. They're uneccessary and they look like poop. Oh, great music in the second fight by the way. I had no idea rap music could go so well with a fight. Clearly I was wrong.
A few more fighting bits, wierd balls and grapples finish off this movie. But that's not all! If we want to see the exciting conclusion we're told have to buy their DVD! Yes, we have to PAY MONEY to see more of this garbage. Do you honestly believe people are dumb enough to do this?? Just stop. This goes out to Veni (or whatever the fuck your name is) and the rest of Scum Videos. I'll put it in caps so you can understand:

STOP MAKING VIDEOS. NOW.

Wow, that took a while. Nice job if you read it all. I'm just really bored and it's only 15 mins til the faceoff videos are released, so then I get to see some real quality. Peace out y'all.

Thought it was shit! sorry. Editing was ok.

K

veni has been Pwned o so many times.