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Sick joke about Terri Shiavo

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post #1
05 April 2005, 13:34 UTC#1
This is wrong....


In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.

During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.

"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."

Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.

Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."
post #2
05 April 2005, 13:35 UTC#2
nothing like licking the clit of a dead/coma women!
post #3
05 April 2005, 13:48 UTC#3
QUOTE (gman @ Apr 5 2005, 01:34 PM) This is wrong....


In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.

During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.

"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."

Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.

Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."

That was a good one.
post #5
05 April 2005, 14:44 UTC#5
I heard that joke ages ago
but instead of terry, it was some generic chick...
post #6
05 April 2005, 17:05 UTC#6
she was a slut anyway... that wasn't drool leaking from her mouth....
post #7
05 April 2005, 19:11 UTC#7
I'm so offended.






















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
post #8
05 April 2005, 19:17 UTC#8
Hahahah, I think it was good, but I had heart it with not Terri, but just a random chick. BTW anybody seen the new SP about this?
post #9
11 July 2005, 02:35 UTC#9
I need 20 posts to access the good stuff.. so ill spam here.. sry but I wanna see feedback on our trailer
post #10
11 July 2005, 02:37 UTC#10
Lawl nice one gaz biggrin.gif

why bump old threads u gay
post #11
11 July 2005, 02:38 UTC#11
Hahahaha.. classic shit yo.
post #12
11 July 2005, 02:44 UTC#12
that was very funnny ahah
post #13
11 July 2005, 09:50 UTC#13
hahahaha


its funny cause shes disabled
post #14
11 July 2005, 09:51 UTC#14
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jul 11 2005, 11:50 AM)
its funny cause shes disabled
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I think she's dead. Lets not make fun of unfortunate people.