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wkh
post #1
02 April 2005, 09:51 UTC#1
http://www.savetoby.com/


Welcome,

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 28th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!



http://www.savetoby.com/
DEX
post #2
02 April 2005, 10:04 UTC#2
Awwwww!
Hasnt this already been metioned before?
urban_ben
post #3
02 April 2005, 10:20 UTC#3
QUOTE (DEX @ Apr 2 2005, 11:04 AM) Awwwww!
Hasnt this already been metioned before?

HA HA HA HA AWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM GUNNA FUCKING EAT HIM ALIVE biggrin.gif
adEm
post #4
02 April 2005, 10:46 UTC#4
I'm gonna do that with my nephews lizard. but when I don't get enough money. I'll burn one of his fake ones so nobody will ever kno!
mutley
post #7
02 April 2005, 13:09 UTC#7
this is just wrong....
gman
post #8
02 April 2005, 15:31 UTC#8
No, its totally right actually, such an awesome idea
tomm
post #9
02 April 2005, 15:47 UTC#9
very good idea

im not donating fuck all though ... he probly wont eat it anyways
wkh
post #10
02 April 2005, 16:30 UTC#10
yeah its a great idea, but like fuck he will eat it.. and if he does............................... oh well...
Wilbur
post #11
02 April 2005, 16:34 UTC#11
Who cares? Rabbits are dumb anyways. This guy is a genius for making money off all these hippies...
gman
post #12
02 April 2005, 16:35 UTC#12
The guys made somewhat in excess of 16 grand so far.

I'll try this sorta thing with my dog then, thats bound to make some quick cash
Scott
post #14
02 April 2005, 16:43 UTC#14
QUOTE (wkh @ Apr 2 2005, 04:30 PM) yeah its a great idea, but like fuck he will eat it.. and if he does............................... oh well...

How mucher longer till the site and the hunt?!
gman
post #15
02 April 2005, 16:46 UTC#15
QUOTE (Chelsea @ Apr 2 2005, 04:36 PM) QUOTE (gman @ Apr 2 2005, 05:35 PM) The guys made  somewhat in excess of 16 grand so far.

I'll try this sorta thing with my dog then, thats bound to make some quick cash
Steve-FF
post #16
18 June 2005, 18:29 UTC#16
QUOTE(gman @ Apr 2 2005, 04:35 PM)
The guys made  somewhat in excess of 16 grand so far.

I'll try this sorta thing with my dog then, thats bound to make some quick cash
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good thinking gman you remind me of batman/spiderman/hulk