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Gollum-like Monster Discovered In Panama

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post #1
21 September 2009, 10:56 UTC#1
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TERRIFIED locals in a South American town are running scared after a strange creature they describe as "Gollum" crawled out of a lake and charged schoolkids.
The beast — which has "sparked fear and confusion" in the small town of Cerro Azul, Panama — was spotted on Saturday when four 14 to 16-year-olds were playing by the waterfront.

According to their account, reported by Panamanian news service Telemetro, the youngsters "screamed" when the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and started clambouring over rocks towards them "as if to attack them".

In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" the four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away.

Their disbelieving parents returned to the lake the following day — and were stunned to discovered the beast's body washed up on the shore.


Be careful Daniel, that's alnmost close to you!

Source:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...ified-kids.html
post #2
21 September 2009, 11:01 UTC#2
I love how the last half of the article flips to tell the story of Gollum. Important evidence here, guys.
post #3
21 September 2009, 11:59 UTC#3
hoax
post #4
21 September 2009, 12:02 UTC#4
Most likely.
post #5
21 September 2009, 12:48 UTC#5
1 its from the sun website.
2 enough said.
post #6
21 September 2009, 14:00 UTC#6
Yeah, but that would be one awesome animal if it existed.
"News" like this have the tendency to disappear, so I guess this will be the last we'll hear of gollum.
post #8
21 September 2009, 16:32 UTC#8
It's a sloth. The full picture shows the hands and claws.
post #9
21 September 2009, 18:55 UTC#9
IPB Image
post #10
21 September 2009, 19:04 UTC#10
Haha for some reason that stupid animal had me laughing out loud :D
post #11
21 September 2009, 20:00 UTC#11
Yeah find one news outlet that's not the Sun that's reporting as though it's legit haha.
post #12
21 September 2009, 20:54 UTC#12
It was in metro too :P
post #13
22 September 2009, 05:11 UTC#13
I want one!
post #14
22 September 2009, 06:40 UTC#14
QUOTE(Medieval @ Sep 21 2009, 01:55 PM) [snapback]559114[/snapback]

IPB Image


hahahah thats what I was thinking of when I saw it!!!
post #16
22 September 2009, 22:50 UTC#16
El Coco Ha Vuelto
post #17
23 September 2009, 02:55 UTC#17
So, that's where my ex-wife ended up.

/lame joke
post #18
23 September 2009, 03:50 UTC#18
Yeah. Terrible.
post #19
23 September 2009, 05:11 UTC#19
QUOTE(mako @ Sep 23 2009, 01:50 AM) [snapback]559193[/snapback]

El Coco Ha Vuelto

Quién es Coco?
post #20
23 September 2009, 09:38 UTC#20
Is it single?
post #21
23 September 2009, 09:52 UTC#21
Hawt signature my mahn
post #22
23 September 2009, 10:07 UTC#22
Ah yes it is.. Iv had many a good time over that chic!
post #23
23 September 2009, 13:45 UTC#23
QUOTE(LouZy Hero @ Sep 23 2009, 12:07 PM) [snapback]559219[/snapback]

Ah yes it is.. Iv had many a good time over that chic!

Who is that bitch?
post #24
23 September 2009, 14:09 UTC#24
Bar Refaeli
:happy: