04 June 2009, 19:17 UTC#1
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KUNG Fu and Kill Bill star David Carradine has been found dead after an apparent sex act went tragically wrong.
The 72-year-old was discovered naked "accidentally" hanged in a wardrobe in Thailand.
It emerged he may have died after he attempted an erotic asphyxiation act when he wrapped a cord around his neck.
Star ... Carradine in Kung Fu
Mr Carradine was staying at the luxury Park Nai Lert Hotel in Bangkok where he was found by a maid.
The actor was discovered with a cord around his neck and other parts of his naked body, said cops.
A police officer said: "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".
His personal manager Chuck Binder described the hanging as "accidental".
He said the actor was in Thailand filming his latest film, Stretch, and added the news was "shocking".
Concerns
Concerns were raised for Mr Carradine when he could not be contacted after failing to appear for a meal with the rest of the film crew yesterday.
A preliminary police investigation found that he had hanged himself with a cord from the room's curtains.
Legend ... star of Kill Bill
The report cited cops as saying he had been dead at least 12 hours and there was no sign that he had been assaulted.
A police officer at Bangkok's Lumpini station would not confirm the identity of the dead man but said the Nai Lert Park hotel had reported that a male guest killed himself there.
The actor starred in director Quentin Tarantino's two-part Kill Bill films.
But he was best known for his role as the fugitive monk Kwai Chang Caine in the 1970s TV show Kung Fu.
04 June 2009, 19:52 UTC#2
killed bill.
04 June 2009, 22:16 UTC#3
dirty buggar
04 June 2009, 22:27 UTC#4
04 June 2009, 23:33 UTC#5
Bad way to go out man.
Snuffed in a closet in Thailand with a cord still around his junk at 72 years of age. This guy must have payed alot for the little asian slut that did that job.
RIP you dirty old fart :\
05 June 2009, 03:03 UTC#6
seriously RIP, love this guy. great actor, real legend. he had a good run, but it's real sad to see him go.
05 June 2009, 03:39 UTC#7
I wonder if he was able to ejaculate as he died.
That'd be the best way to go. Definitely gotta make sure you know a whole group of people are together to discover you, too. All lifeless and sticky like a melting popsicle, your body just drooping all over. Hanging by an extension cord tied around your neck. Your face is stuck contorted in a look showing the exact moment where indescribable pleasure jackknifes into unknown terror. Lips like cough syrup, eyes shattered glass bloodshot.
No one speaks. They just close the closet door and call the police. They'd call it an apparent suicide, but go on and on about how you seemed happy and full of life. There'd be memorials and eulogies about how pure you were. No one mentions the closet or that look on your face.
05 June 2009, 03:42 UTC#8
Wow. Such an embarrassing way to die. Never understood why people do that. Masturbating and breathing is good enough for me.
I totally get off on oxygen.
05 June 2009, 03:47 UTC#9
QUOTE(Ray @ Jun 5 2009, 04:39 AM) [snapback]550686[/snapback]
I wonder if he was able to ejaculate as he died.
That'd be the best way to go. Definitely gotta make sure you know a whole group of people are together to discover you, too. All lifeless and sticky like a melting popsicle, your body just drooping all over. Hanging by an extension cord tied around your neck. Your face is stuck contorted in a look showing the exact moment where indescribable pleasure jackknifes into unknown terror. Lips like cough syrup, eyes shattered glass bloodshot.
No one speaks. They just close the closet door and call the police. They'd call it an apparent suicide, but go on and on about how you seemed happy and full of life. There'd be memorials and eulogies about how pure you were. No one mentions the closet or that look on your face.
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://blog.nj.com/giants_impact/2008/02/large_giants%20stadium.jpg05 June 2009, 11:18 UTC#10
F A I L
05 June 2009, 11:24 UTC#11
You have to be a complete idiot to fail an asphixi wank
05 June 2009, 11:31 UTC#12
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jun 5 2009, 12:24 PM) [snapback]550728[/snapback]
You have to be a complete idiot to fail an asphixi wank
Would you help me try one man
Image file not present in the recovered backup05 June 2009, 17:24 UTC#13
thats why you always have a naked greased up migrant farm worker pleasure himself to you doing this.
buddy system, it's not just for baths.
05 June 2009, 17:39 UTC#14
I hope it's an open-casket funeral so all your family can stare you in the face knowing you were gripping your wrinkled old cock when you died.
05 June 2009, 17:43 UTC#15
I hear he's well hung.
05 June 2009, 17:43 UTC#16
QUOTE(mono @ Jun 5 2009, 06:43 PM) [snapback]550770[/snapback]
I hear he's well hung.
Close this thread, NOW. Nothing will top that.
05 June 2009, 18:37 UTC#17
My facebook status 4 hours ago:
The 'safe word' was 'Sausages' But David just hung around saying nothing? Sorry I let you down Carradine.
05 June 2009, 18:53 UTC#18
quite a breathless scene
05 June 2009, 21:16 UTC#19
QUOTE(Dex @ Jun 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]550774[/snapback]
My facebook status 4 hours ago:
The 'safe word' was 'Sausages' But David just hung around saying nothing? Sorry I let you down Carradine.
I read this on my cell phone while working, and laughed hard, then when everyone started asking me what was funny, then I couldnt tell them without them thinking I was a sick fuck.
05 June 2009, 22:11 UTC#20
but arent we all sick fucks on this site? lol
05 June 2009, 22:35 UTC#21
We're all in the closet about our sick fuckery.
05 June 2009, 22:39 UTC#22
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Jun 5 2009, 10:16 PM) [snapback]550787[/snapback]
QUOTE(Dex @ Jun 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]550774[/snapback]
My facebook status 4 hours ago:
The 'safe word' was 'Sausages' But David just hung around saying nothing? Sorry I let you down Carradine.
I read this on my cell phone while working, and laughed hard, then when everyone started asking me what was funny, then I couldnt tell them without them thinking I was a sick fuck.
Your a sick fuck.
06 June 2009, 05:27 UTC#23
I know that im a sick fuck. but to let my simple minded co-workers know actually sick I am in the fucking head, is out of the question.
06 June 2009, 06:30 UTC#24
QUOTE(Ray @ Jun 4 2009, 11:39 PM) [snapback]550686[/snapback]
I wonder if he was able to ejaculate as he died.
ew, you would
06 June 2009, 08:04 UTC#25
08 June 2009, 09:57 UTC#26
I don't know why I'm posting this. Oh yeah, post-whoring.
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://i41.tinypic.com/rm92tg.jpgWhy do they blur the last picture? Shame, I really wanted to see this guys dead old cock.
edit: It's not even a very disturbing picture in the first place, why the hell is this such an "outrage".
