post #1
26 May 2009, 13:11 UTC#1
so im drinking at a friends, theres 4 dudes 4 chicks, and we all go to the porn store at like 1 am. I buy a giant black penis pillow and we get more beer, we smoke weed in my whip in there somewhere. neway I shouldnt be driving.
so I get pulled over. im durnk, theres weed in the car, open container, giant furry dick pillow. so the cop comes up, my friends spilling beer everywhere trying to hide it and cops like u ran that red light there. and I was like if I did I have no idea...no idea and I hand em my bank card instead of my id and hes like duran... im like yeah...duran?! like thhhhee duran. im lke yeah dudde! and hes like I LOVE COPS DURAN?! and im like yup.
he goes on to talk about the dvd, his favorite parts, naming people, all sorts of shit. my friends are like OMFG :o cop says he like expects to find a shitload of weed in the car(rightfully so) then I was like if u wanna search me or the car w/e its cool. but he doesnt. we explain how we came to from the porn store and show em the dick. I bullshit with him for like 5 mins about the dvd, im drunk and stoned. lol. then the cops like get the fuck outta here duran. and I almost back into a car leaving. and went back and partyed, noise complaint, end of night.
so I get pulled over. im durnk, theres weed in the car, open container, giant furry dick pillow. so the cop comes up, my friends spilling beer everywhere trying to hide it and cops like u ran that red light there. and I was like if I did I have no idea...no idea and I hand em my bank card instead of my id and hes like duran... im like yeah...duran?! like thhhhee duran. im lke yeah dudde! and hes like I LOVE COPS DURAN?! and im like yup.
he goes on to talk about the dvd, his favorite parts, naming people, all sorts of shit. my friends are like OMFG :o cop says he like expects to find a shitload of weed in the car(rightfully so) then I was like if u wanna search me or the car w/e its cool. but he doesnt. we explain how we came to from the porn store and show em the dick. I bullshit with him for like 5 mins about the dvd, im drunk and stoned. lol. then the cops like get the fuck outta here duran. and I almost back into a car leaving. and went back and partyed, noise complaint, end of night.
