How Do You Think [insert Member Name Here] Is Gonna Die?

m0n0 shot by sla-vin leaving the screening of generate damage. sla-vin waits for the cops on the side walk reading m0n0's posts from hgf printed out.

Ray is going to try to foster a troubled teen who turns out to be a serial killer, though he shot him down when the police came he was gone.

corus is going to have a roid rage break down during a gay porn shoot, killing 2 maiming 1 asshole.

moody is going to finally hit rock bottom and blame Elliot for all his problems. elliot will at this time be a crocodile dundee of sorts and an anticlimatic battle will ensue.

fubar - alcohol poisoning, from his moonshine.

Me and Kane will be two of those killed during the porn shoot.

sam evans will die in a freak sofa dive accident.

inb4 marc mason dies in a suicide bomb attack.

Vode is never gonna die because he's with God.
Ray is gonna be killed by the same God because he needs a new Arch Angel ASAP
Dex is going to die by ODing cocaine off Kate Moss' snatch
Rob is going to be killed by an anonymous member of the Royal Family who is brought down by his wit and accidentally confesses the murder of princess Diana.
Happyjack is going to be suffocated by his own eyebrows.
Mako is going to be attacked by a Venezuelan red howler monkey while clubbing in one of the biggest night clubs in Caracas and die of rabies.

Hahah, great thread. I´ll do some when I have time.

Matt will never be "killed", he'll just slowly replace more limbs in his body with metal, until he's more machine than man.

Dan G will be involved in a hilariously implausible accident that will culminate in him hurtling into a valley in a burning sports car, crashing to the stony floor hundreds of metres below. Just before he dies, he quips "Well, I guess I've hit rock bottom."

crazy mike will die of being a fucking massive douchebag.

cameron's mum will get cancer.

Damn you lol.

Liam will die of a peanut butter related incident.

Mike will die of SYPHILIS from banging chicks from Raisins.

Ray will eventually be caught molesting kids and jailed, where he'll get shanked by the anti-christ.

Funks balls will eventually explode from built up pressure causing a heart attack.

Ben will be walking down the street when a crazed Tom Cruise stalker see's him and cuts him up into little Cruise pieces and walks around wearing his skin.

Jones and Dodge will both be killed wrestling each other for the title of worlds biggest guns.

Yates will go to the million man march and finally be caught out as a white guy.

Slavin will make a life size Mono doll and on a romantic night in will overdose on Ket.

Weak will eventually get stuck with a aid's ridden needle from the same black hobo that got Yates.

Rob will become a big time journalist and be decapitated while reporting and opening the new brothel in Iran.

Dex will be directing the next Saw movie and while testing a scene he falls onto the dong cutter, losing his genitalia and only source of income hi later commits suicide by attaching dynamite to himself as a make shift slong.

Blargh will miss-translate something in Japanese and end up strapped to a table getting an anal probe, the equipment wasn't sterilised. He will be missed.

More to come...

Round 2?

If I'm going to die young, I hope thats the way I go!



Haha



Amazing.

Mono will die from a blood clot due to his elephantitus.

Ben will be mistaken for tom cruise and assassinated.

Slavin will get an infection in his foreskin and die whilst being circumcised, due to the doctor finding it so difficult to locate his foreskin and accidently cutting off the whole dong.

Rob will die of aids.

Funk will die of THC poisoning.

HappyJack will die due to his face exploding, its difficult to say when this will happen as I dont know how long it takes for caterpillars to hatch into butterflies, but from looking at them, there going to be big fucking butterflies.

oi! I got checked out recently and was 100% clean

Haha I actually got my still back today,havent used it in forever

ahh im too lazy to do alot now

I just do a quick 3

ben dies from scientology

circa dies from binge eating then tryin to purge, but he was still hungry and he proceeds to eat his arm

and

blargh will die when his circuits malfunction when he is on a trip back home to austrlia

We'll all die when our Lord and savior Jesus Christ returns to re-unite us with our one true Heavenly Father.

we all die in the apocolypse. then, like ray said.

SPACE POPE

ohh ohh

shockley - dies from internal bleeding while filmin a skit in which a car mirror hits him going at very slow speeds

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as sla-vin is just a bot, we all get lolz points for thinking up that hilarious post.

good job hgf, very classy

mono dies in a rape and murder via sla-vin.

He then commits suicide.

you got it all wrong. I could never harm mono. duhh