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Bloke Drives 400 Miles To Meet 'facebook Babe'

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post #1
15 February 2009, 19:30 UTC#1
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A MARRIED Manchester United fan drove 400 miles for a saucy weekend with a girl he’d met on the internet only to discover it was an elaborate hoax set up by two burly Liverpool supporters he had upset on holiday.

Stuart Slann spent nine hours in his car travelling to Aberdeen believing he was about to enjoy his first night of romance with a girl called “Emma”, whom he had never talked to but had been sending him suggestive email messages for over a month.

But when Stuart, 39, from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, finally got to the remote farm in the north of Scotland where “Emma” had told him she lived it was locked up and deserted. He then got a text message saying she was delayed at work and that he would have to wait.

After sitting in his car growing increasingly cold and frustrated for over three hours, Stuart finally called “Emma” and was horrified to hear a man with a Liverpool accent answer and say: “Hello Stuart, do you remember us? It’s them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. You’ve been framed.”

To complete Stuart’s misery, his wife Louise, 34, now knows about the “affair” on the Facebook website and has left him.

Last November Stuart, a lifelong United fan, fell out with the two Liverpool supporters who were staying in the same holiday hotel in Cancun, Mexico, after chatting each day about football.

During one row beside the pool during his three-week break the two Liverpudlians, who are both professional Cage Fighters, got so fed up with Stuart’s claims about how much better Manchester were than Liverpool they threw him into the water, accidentally breaking his ankle and smashing one of his ribs.
But their revenge didn’t stop once they got home to Merseyside. The pair then tricked Stuart into sending emails to “Emma”, a fictional girl they had created on the Facebook website.

The tricksters, under the guise of “Emma”, contacted Stuart and claimed to like the look of his photo on the web and share his love of United.

During the nightly email exchanges that followed, “Emma” told Stuart how she couldn’t wait to meet up and make more of their budding relationship.

To make matters even worse, as Stuart drove to Scotland he was even persuaded in a text message to use his mobile telephone to send a rude photograph of himself to “Emma”, who he mistakenly thought was excitedly waiting for him to arrive north of the border.

Now the two unnamed Liverpool fans have posted that photo – and a tape of the telephone conversation when Stuart finally discovers who “Emma” really is – on the YouTube website, where it is proving a huge hit. Even websites for supporters of Liverpool, Manchester United and Sheffield Wednesday are now advertising where to find the footage and last week it began appearing on internet pages in Holland, making him a laughing stock with football fans across Europe.

Last night, the father-of-one, a building labourer, said: “There’s no doubt I’ve been done good and proper by the lads from Liverpool.

“It was cruel, but I’ll hold my hands up and say they really wound me up.”


Here's the youtube of the phone call.
post #2
15 February 2009, 19:43 UTC#2
Haha, what little bit I could discern, I enjoyed.
post #3
15 February 2009, 19:47 UTC#3
:D hahaha priceless!
post #4
15 February 2009, 19:58 UTC#4
QUOTE(j0nes @ Feb 15 2009, 02:47 PM) [snapback]535496[/snapback]

:D hahaha priceless!

post #5
15 February 2009, 20:01 UTC#5
"how do you feel?"
"shit"


hahaha.
post #6
15 February 2009, 20:17 UTC#6
haha thats awesome
post #7
15 February 2009, 20:24 UTC#7
What an ass.
post #8
15 February 2009, 21:13 UTC#8
Why did THEY seek revenge after throwing HIM in the pool and breaking HIS ankle?! Silly scouse cunts.
post #9
15 February 2009, 21:14 UTC#9
roid rage, they were cage fighters.
post #10
15 February 2009, 21:16 UTC#10
These guys are really sullying the glowing reputation of cage fighters across the world.
post #11
15 February 2009, 21:56 UTC#11
QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 15 2009, 09:13 PM) [snapback]535509[/snapback]

Why did THEY seek revenge after throwing HIM in the pool and breaking HIS ankle?! Silly scouse cunts.

I thought that as well lol.
post #12
15 February 2009, 23:31 UTC#12
That was epic.
post #13
15 February 2009, 23:32 UTC#13
fucking fag lol.

kill him.
post #14
16 February 2009, 00:51 UTC#14
QUOTE(jonb @ Feb 15 2009, 11:32 PM) [snapback]535558[/snapback]

fucking fag lol.

kill him.

stop being negative you negative bastard
post #15
16 February 2009, 00:59 UTC#15
So, a negative guy is being negative. So, doesn't that make him positive?
post #16
16 February 2009, 00:59 UTC#16
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 16 2009, 01:59 AM) [snapback]535563[/snapback]

So, a negative guy is being negative. So, doesn't that make him positive?


HIV POSITIVE LOLLLLLL
post #17
16 February 2009, 01:07 UTC#17
I don't get it.
post #18
16 February 2009, 16:50 UTC#18
You brits sure are committed to football
post #19
16 February 2009, 17:00 UTC#19
Are we?
post #20
16 February 2009, 17:03 UTC#20
No idea
post #21
16 February 2009, 17:07 UTC#21
You seem to have a pretty good idea.
post #22
16 February 2009, 17:19 UTC#22
I once had the idea of making a kind of 'rubber penis', that could be injected into my anus. But I discovered later, to my horror, that the seemingly brilliant idea of mine was already used. Fiddlesticks. Well, as long as I can pleasure my ass.
post #23
16 February 2009, 17:48 UTC#23
I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive!

Amidoinitrite!?
post #24
16 February 2009, 17:52 UTC#24
I still don't get it.
post #25
16 February 2009, 17:53 UTC#25
You suck at COD!
post #26
16 February 2009, 18:05 UTC#26
Well, that's just not true.
post #27
16 February 2009, 18:24 UTC#27
I'd beat you.
post #28
16 February 2009, 18:29 UTC#28
LIVERPOOL4THEWINZ !!!!!
GERRARD <3 xxxxxxx
post #29
16 February 2009, 18:31 UTC#29
Fuck of scouse cunt!

TOON ARMY!!! TOON ARMY!!!!
post #30
16 February 2009, 18:32 UTC#30
QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 16 2009, 08:31 PM) [snapback]535688[/snapback]

Fuck of scouse cunt!

TOON ARMY!!! TOON ARMY!!!!


Go wank on Shay Givens grave!