post #1
14 February 2009, 00:30 UTC#1
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13 Year Old Dad
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post #2
14 February 2009, 00:35 UTC#2
why is this news? my brothers friend of 13 also had a kid with a 14yr old last summer. I didnt relise its that much of a big deal these days.
post #3
14 February 2009, 00:37 UTC#3
At least his girlfriend is hot.
post #4
14 February 2009, 00:42 UTC#4
br00tal
post #5
14 February 2009, 01:05 UTC#5
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Feb 14 2009, 12:35 AM) [snapback]535271[/snapback]
why is this news?
cause they sold their story to the papers?
interviewer: "what will you do financially?"
boy: "what's financially?"
post #6
14 February 2009, 01:19 UTC#6
but isnt underage child births happening all the time? im just surprised its getting coverage.
post #7
14 February 2009, 01:24 UTC#7
Kid must have a big willy.
post #8
14 February 2009, 01:24 UTC#8
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Feb 14 2009, 01:19 AM) [snapback]535278[/snapback]
but isnt underage child births happening all the time? im just surprised its getting coverage.
I guess cause stuff like this is a total disgrace.
post #9
14 February 2009, 01:48 UTC#9
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Feb 13 2009, 07:24 PM) [snapback]535279[/snapback]
Kid must have a big willy.
post #10
14 February 2009, 02:05 UTC#10
at first I tought it was his mom haha
poor him.... she's so ugly
poor him.... she's so ugly
post #11
14 February 2009, 02:12 UTC#11
Yeah I know eh, she must be french.
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post #12
14 February 2009, 03:16 UTC#12
I declare shenanigans on that. That kid could not possibly have the ejaculatory power or sperm count necessary to get her pregnant. I mean, I know it takes just one, but the odds seem so impossible that it could have ever worked out the way it did. I want to see DNA tests, or I don't believe it.
edit - nb4 "you would know about 13 year olds ejaculating."
It'd be one thing if the kid was like really big for his age and an "early bloomer," but if anything he's behind the curve. Just no way.
edit - nb4 "you would know about 13 year olds ejaculating."
It'd be one thing if the kid was like really big for his age and an "early bloomer," but if anything he's behind the curve. Just no way.
post #13
14 February 2009, 03:30 UTC#13
The Sun newspaper is mostly known for its bullshit so I wouldnt say much of whats written by them is true.
post #14
14 February 2009, 03:30 UTC#14
It does seem doubtful, but it was posted on the internet so I believe it.
post #15
14 February 2009, 04:03 UTC#15
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Feb 13 2009, 09:30 PM) [snapback]535295[/snapback]
It does seem doubtful, but it was posted on the internet so I believe it.
post #16
14 February 2009, 10:06 UTC#16
There goes the rest of his life.
post #17
14 February 2009, 10:21 UTC#17
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 14 2009, 03:16 AM) [snapback]535293[/snapback]
I declare shenanigans on that. That kid could not possibly have the ejaculatory power or sperm count necessary to get her pregnant.
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Feb 14 2009, 12:35 AM) [snapback]535271[/snapback]
my brothers friend of 13 also had a kid with a 14yr old last summer. I didnt relise its that much of a big deal these days.
post #18
14 February 2009, 10:32 UTC#18
Moving in with her unemployed father and 5 brothers, all on benefits? Wow, I didn't see that coming.
post #19
14 February 2009, 11:14 UTC#19
haha yeah that was my favorite line.
post #20
14 February 2009, 13:05 UTC#20
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Feb 14 2009, 05:30 AM) [snapback]535295[/snapback]
It does seem doubtful, but it was posted on the internet so I believe it.
lmao
and god damn that girl looks like the Ghostbusters logo if it wasn't smiling
post #21
14 February 2009, 13:34 UTC#21
fucking lol Ben.
post #22
14 February 2009, 13:58 UTC#22
QUOTE(mono @ Feb 14 2009, 05:21 AM) [snapback]535313[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 14 2009, 03:16 AM) [snapback]535293[/snapback]
I declare shenanigans on that. That kid could not possibly have the ejaculatory power or sperm count necessary to get her pregnant.
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Feb 14 2009, 12:35 AM) [snapback]535271[/snapback]
my brothers friend of 13 also had a kid with a 14yr old last summer. I didnt relise its that much of a big deal these days.
Yeah, I'm not saying that NO 13 year old could have a kid. I'm saying that specific kid. Sure, he could get himself off, but it's just really shit luck that anything came of it. And yes, pun intended.
post #23
14 February 2009, 14:19 UTC#23
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 14 2009, 01:58 PM) [snapback]535336[/snapback]
QUOTE(mono @ Feb 14 2009, 05:21 AM) [snapback]535313[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 14 2009, 03:16 AM) [snapback]535293[/snapback]
I declare shenanigans on that. That kid could not possibly have the ejaculatory power or sperm count necessary to get her pregnant.
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Feb 14 2009, 12:35 AM) [snapback]535271[/snapback]
my brothers friend of 13 also had a kid with a 14yr old last summer. I didnt relise its that much of a big deal these days.
Yeah, I'm not saying that NO 13 year old could have a kid. I'm saying that specific kid. Sure, he could get himself off, but it's just really shit luck that anything came of it. And yes, pun intended.
You know too much about kids :/
post #24
14 February 2009, 15:12 UTC#24
Good old England.
post #25
14 February 2009, 15:39 UTC#25
That passes as news in England?
Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry his 13 year old cousin?
Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry his 13 year old cousin?
post #26
14 February 2009, 16:19 UTC#26
That girl is haggard.
post #27
14 February 2009, 16:54 UTC#27
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Feb 14 2009, 09:39 AM) [snapback]535349[/snapback]
That passes as news in England?
Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry his 13 year old cousin?
and he lives like 2 miles away from my grandmother in north mississippi.
post #28
15 February 2009, 13:22 UTC#28
At least this is going to lead to a miserable life he probably deserves.
post #29
15 February 2009, 14:42 UTC#29
post #30
15 February 2009, 14:51 UTC#30
He just wants some fame, but if he ends out getting a child it will serve him right haha.