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How Long Can You Hold Your Breath Fag?

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Harold
post #2
09 January 2009, 09:49 UTC#2
Just over a minute, I smoke heavly though.
made
post #3
09 January 2009, 10:03 UTC#3
Just over a minute. Was a struggle.

I have real bad asthma though.

How the fuck did you get 2 mins?!
wkh
post #4
09 January 2009, 10:16 UTC#4
Just over a minute and I smoke (well I've gave up a week ago)

cIRca
post #5
09 January 2009, 10:17 UTC#5
You always gave up a week ago. :laugh:
wkh
post #6
09 January 2009, 10:22 UTC#6
QUOTE(cIRca @ Jan 9 2009, 10:17 AM) [snapback]530163[/snapback]

You always gave up a week ago. :laugh:


Yup... but I normal last monday to firday... then go pub on friday and end up smoking again, buts its been 9 days now and I've been pub 3 times and not even smoked..


I can 100% say I know I've cracked it this time!

EDIT: Just tried again... 1:20
cIRca
post #7
09 January 2009, 10:32 UTC#7
Stop going to the pub, that's you're downfall right there.
wkh
post #8
09 January 2009, 10:34 UTC#8
QUOTE(cIRca @ Jan 9 2009, 10:32 AM) [snapback]530172[/snapback]

Stop going to the pub, that's you're downfall right there.


STFU....

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the pub

anyway... im good now as I only go for 2 pints, so thats why I've been able to stop smoking.

Plus im now on the black stuff and that never makes me want to smoke!
corus
post #9
09 January 2009, 10:48 UTC#9
Soot?
corus
post #11
09 January 2009, 10:59 UTC#11
It all makes perfect sense now ;).
iammarcmason
post #12
09 January 2009, 11:39 UTC#12
00:01:11.177

but I was jumping around which can't of helped.
Funk Master Steven
post #13
09 January 2009, 11:43 UTC#13
He as still as you can, your burning oxygen doing anything. Laying perfectly still is the best way.

Take 3 deep breaths before trying, stretch out your lungs.

Slowly let the air out of your lungs over the course of a couple of mins, it takes pressure of the lungs.
made
post #14
09 January 2009, 12:04 UTC#14
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Jan 9 2009, 11:43 AM) [snapback]530189[/snapback]

He as still as you can, your burning oxygen doing anything. Laying perfectly still is the best way.

Take 3 deep breaths before trying, stretch out your lungs.

Slowly let the air out of your lungs over the course of a couple of mins, it takes pressure of the lungs.

What? Your aloud to breath out? You said hold your breath. Meaning hold it in.

Cheat.
cIRca
post #15
09 January 2009, 12:15 UTC#15
Yeah FMS you fucking shit.

You're a shit FMS.
Funk Master Steven
post #16
09 January 2009, 12:20 UTC#16
You guys are fucking retarded if you thought "hold your breath" literally meant keep all your breath in your lungs.

Thats some amelia bedelia shit.

"FMS you can't hold your breath? Maybe with some special gloves".

Shame on you tards.
cIRca
post #17
09 January 2009, 12:28 UTC#17
You method is just ole regulla breathing.
Duran
post #18
09 January 2009, 12:49 UTC#18
I held out till 2 mins, I was starting to get the darkness.
Funk Master Steven
post #19
09 January 2009, 12:50 UTC#19
Cept for the whole "breathing in" part I guess?

Jeeze cIRca, sometimes your so faggy I can't even think straight.
cIRca
post #20
09 January 2009, 12:54 UTC#20
That's just your proclivities. ;D
Funk Master Steven
post #21
09 January 2009, 12:57 UTC#21
Why did you have to bring bone structure into this.
Funk Master Steven
post #23
09 January 2009, 14:37 UTC#23
Yates, your gonna track that british filth into my thread?

Wtf man.
wkh
post #24
09 January 2009, 14:41 UTC#24
QUOTE(iFUCKSWIDIT @ Jan 9 2009, 02:29 PM) [snapback]530209[/snapback]

QUOTE(wkh @ Jan 9 2009, 07:50 AM) [snapback]530178[/snapback]

QUOTE(corus @ Jan 9 2009, 10:48 AM) [snapback]530177[/snapback]

Soot?

Yup............. and when I get dry from all the soot I have a pint off........

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Worst beer I've had, and I've tried a lot of beers.


When I firsted tried it I hated it, but in past few years its grown on me, and now I love the stuff!
iFUCKSWIDIT
post #25
09 January 2009, 14:46 UTC#25
Do you know anything about brewing? I'm making a batch right now.

Highjacked.
j0nes
post #26
09 January 2009, 15:31 UTC#26
I suck at this... 1.07 have always been shit at holding my breath


edit: 1:30 and why the fuck am I even doing this!? fuck you fms
Funk Master Steven
post #27
09 January 2009, 15:43 UTC#27
I'm preparing for when I have to escape from a car sinking to the bottom of the ocean.


j0nes
post #28
09 January 2009, 15:45 UTC#28
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Jan 9 2009, 05:43 PM) [snapback]530217[/snapback]

I'm preparing for when I have to save jones from a car sinking to the bottom of the ocean.



EDIT: wait I guess I still have to practice aswell or fms will have to do mouth to mouth on me...


EDIT2: wait! woudl that be a bad or a good thing?
cIRca
post #29
09 January 2009, 15:47 UTC#29
He'll use his anal mouth.