08 January 2009, 13:19 UTC#1
I would like to tell you a little bit about
Magnus Samuelsson, the greatest human being alive. Magnus is a Swedish dude and former World's Strongest Man. He is also a professional arm wrestler. In one match, he broke wimpy Australian Nathan Jones' arm in two places.
He is TWO FUCKING METRES tall, which, to give you some idea, is REALLY FUCKING TALL.
He has an amazing record: in 50 competitions he has failed to make the winner's podium only five times. He has competed with injuries to his back four times and still done pretty well, which makes him like that guy in an action movie who just doesn't die no matter how many times you shoot him.
Also his name "Magnus" is pretty much the most manly name anyone could possibly hope to have, apart from something like "Slab Meatcrunch", which is just silly.
Let's all show our appreciation for this human Adonis and think about how we can be more like motherfucking
Magnus Samuelsson. Thank you.
08 January 2009, 13:33 UTC#2
Beard trimmers are inspiring, to say the least.
08 January 2009, 13:45 UTC#3
"wimpy Australian Nathan Jones"
LIEZ
08 January 2009, 13:51 UTC#4
And this is your future father in law?
08 January 2009, 13:58 UTC#5
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Jan 8 2009, 02:45 PM) [snapback]529991[/snapback]
"wimpy Australian Nathan Jones"
LIEZ
The arm-breaking story is 100% true.
08 January 2009, 14:08 UTC#6
but the wimpy part isnt.
08 January 2009, 14:16 UTC#7
Hahah, the hell?
08 January 2009, 14:34 UTC#8
Erm, YAY!? Amidoingitrite?
08 January 2009, 14:35 UTC#9
Just look at him. Who wouldn't want those tree-trunk arms pulling them into that barrel-like chest?
08 January 2009, 14:36 UTC#10
I prefer beer bellied Southerners. <3
08 January 2009, 14:39 UTC#11
Mmm snakebite.
08 January 2009, 14:46 UTC#12
Yeah cider and lager.
08 January 2009, 14:47 UTC#13
Or as we finnish say it, DJ Roo!
08 January 2009, 14:58 UTC#14
08 January 2009, 15:00 UTC#15
NICE HOTLINKING, "ADMIN".
08 January 2009, 15:01 UTC#16
I missed the g off jpg shhh.
08 January 2009, 15:02 UTC#17
Ah alright then.
EDIT: FUCK IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED UNSEEN.
08 January 2009, 15:15 UTC#18
QUOTE(vode @ Jan 8 2009, 02:47 PM) [snapback]530027[/snapback]
Or as we finnish say it, DJ Roo!
?
08 January 2009, 15:27 UTC#19
Haha, I dont remember, what was it?
08 January 2009, 15:42 UTC#20
Great, Liam, the only time I have my friend Slab come over to hang out, and this happens!
08 January 2009, 15:50 UTC#21
haha like ben said this is liams father in law. he made him do this thread. poor liam
useless fact about the dude: he is competing in the swedish version of Let's Dance 09 TV-series. lol
08 January 2009, 16:05 UTC#22
The fact that Jones knew something about this guy before he went into this thread, is pretty lulz.
08 January 2009, 16:06 UTC#23
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
08 January 2009, 16:10 UTC#24
I have heard about this guy before, I think my dad met him sometime or something, lol.
08 January 2009, 16:24 UTC#25
QUOTE(vode @ Jan 8 2009, 03:27 PM) [snapback]530045[/snapback]
Haha, I dont remember, what was it?
ricks DJ name is Roo but what are you going on about?
08 January 2009, 16:46 UTC#26
Hahah, when he introduced the snakebite to us, we promised to call it DJ Roo in Finland
08 January 2009, 17:03 UTC#27
oh right, just call it snakebites, hes always tryin to promote himself.
08 January 2009, 18:50 UTC#28
say hi to him! the finns miss him!
08 January 2009, 19:54 UTC#29
And former World's Strongest Man Jouko Ahola, Finland by the way, enters the thread
huzzzaaaahhhhhhhhh
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And former World's Strongest Man Janne Virtanen, Finland by the way, enters the thread(pooping his pants)
'huuuzz ...poop'
