Would You...

Discuss.

rather fuck a guy in the ass then take it in the ass

hopefully I never end up in that situation tho

I didn't ask if you'd rather one or the other, I asked if you would in that situation.

You said yes, you fucking homo.

yeah sure why not.

"Fucking females is for poofs."

Fuck that

Said no, but would anyone find about it if you did it?

For a million?! I'd get trained by every member on here.

Cereal.

I said ya. $1000000 is too much to pass up.

Word, for £1,000,000 you could all cum in a bucket and I'd down that shit lol. Fuck it, gimme £10,000 and I'll be your hooker for the evening.

oi oi punk anti-establishment

for a mill and all that shit I guess so.

Dude, I would do so many terrible things to an old man if I knew there would be a million dollar payoff at the end. I'd gurgle his hot old load if it meant I wouldn't have to worry aabout rent and bills.

I wouldn't even care if it would be publicly known and advertised that I did such unspeakable things.

Yes.

shit I ended up being the only one

I forgot to mention you had to do it in front of your dying grandmother, your mother, and that chick you really have a crush on and think you can really make it happen with her.

Made you would get AIDS.

Fuck it, I'd go out in style then. Blow a million on giving cancer to the world if I had to on my way out.

Seriously, all chip in and I'll personally fly round you all and let you t-bag me while I plat my pigtails and lift my school girl skirt up for yall.

I want to be the guy getting pounded

If I blew a mill on something like that I'd have to like remove half of your skin while I put salt on my dick and fucked the spaces between your ribs.

Made comments are gettin me horny.

ITS HOT IN HERRE

Pick a rib mate, s'all yours.

Easy.

In a heatbeat.

Depends on how hairy that asshole would be. But I might force myself for a million fucking dollars.

A rib? I want all the package Matt. We're pretty hungry in the third world.

No. I'd prefer to die.

Some of the cum could land on my foot?

If I could wear a sock....yes.

If you wear a sock you have to eat it.

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: …Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: Nono, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother… to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Weh actually, I'm just… talking about a… son.
Patron 8: Well, pesonally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," …I would have sex with myself.
Patron 1: …Yeah, I would [Mr. Garrison Sr. gets up and heads out the door]
Patron 2: That's right.
Patron 3: Uh huh.
Bartender: That makes sense.
Patron 10: Mm-hm.
Patron 1: Wasn't that right?
Patron 3: Mm, See?