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So What Did Santa Get You?

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wkh
post #1
23 December 2008, 20:35 UTC#1
I thought as xmas is only 2 days away, and some ppl might want to show off the new presies we could post any cool shit you are given at christmas.

Me and Jo normaly gave 1 gift on xmas eve, but we did it tonight instead. So I will start us off by showing my......


ANAL FLESH LIGHT............ fuck yeah.... and I've used it twice already... best fucking present ever!


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Liam
post #2
23 December 2008, 20:38 UTC#2
That your girlfriend got you a masturbation aid seems to be a clear sign that she wants you to take all your sexual frustration out on a plastic tube and not her.

Merry Christmas.
wkh
post #3
23 December 2008, 20:40 UTC#3
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 23 2008, 08:38 PM) [snapback]527605[/snapback]

That your girlfriend got you a masturbation aid seems to be a clear sign that she wants you to take all your sexual frustration out on a plastic tube and not her.

Merry Christmas.


and?

I have a anal flesh light!
jimzy
post #4
23 December 2008, 20:44 UTC#4
I want one.
Slavin
post #5
23 December 2008, 20:52 UTC#5
ill post mine u know after christmas time, when it makes more sense to
wkh
post #6
23 December 2008, 20:56 UTC#6
QUOTE(Slavin @ Dec 23 2008, 08:52 PM) [snapback]527609[/snapback]

ill post mine u know after christmas time, when it makes more sense to

Welll yeah.............


But I dont want my mum and dad poping in on xmas while Im opening gifts, and I end up getting my flesh light when they pop around... so it was done now...
mono
post #7
23 December 2008, 21:24 UTC#7
december 23rd
wkh
post #8
23 December 2008, 21:26 UTC#8
QUOTE(mono @ Dec 23 2008, 09:24 PM) [snapback]527613[/snapback]

december 23rd

thats correct....
T0M
post #9
24 December 2008, 02:30 UTC#9
I am getting a macbook, and I cannot wait.

Although, I am worried about going from a 19'' monitor to a 13''.
Funk Master Steven
post #10
24 December 2008, 03:22 UTC#10
Was the the compromise?

Fuck a flashole instead of her's?
imre_tse
post #11
24 December 2008, 03:33 UTC#11
QUOTE(T0M @ Dec 23 2008, 08:30 PM) [snapback]527645[/snapback]

I am getting a macbook, and I cannot wait.

Although, I am worried about going from a 19'' monitor to a 13''.
Don't be a bitch, it'll be fine. What type of macbook? better not be the new gay one without the firewire port.
Harold
post #12
24 December 2008, 08:24 UTC#12
Its chrimbo in 2.5 hours here.
RyanH
post #13
24 December 2008, 08:50 UTC#13
QUOTE(wkh @ Dec 23 2008, 04:35 PM) [snapback]527604[/snapback]

I thought as xmas is only 2 days away, and some ppl might want to show off the new presies we could post any cool shit you are given at christmas.

Me and Jo normaly gave 1 gift on xmas eve, but we did it tonight instead. So I will start us off by showing my......


ANAL FLESH LIGHT............ fuck yeah.... and I've used it twice already... best fucking present ever!


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hahahah yes!
EBJustin
post #14
24 December 2008, 09:09 UTC#14
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Dec 23 2008, 10:33 PM) [snapback]527652[/snapback]

QUOTE(T0M @ Dec 23 2008, 08:30 PM) [snapback]527645[/snapback]

I am getting a macbook, and I cannot wait.

Although, I am worried about going from a 19'' monitor to a 13''.
Don't be a bitch, it'll be fine. What type of macbook? better not be the new gay one without the firewire port.

Well if it's the new 13" it probably is.

I think WKH already won best present for the holidays.
made
post #15
24 December 2008, 19:32 UTC#15
So I know were all wanting to ask.

Hows it feel?
Rob764
post #16
24 December 2008, 19:35 UTC#16
QUOTE(made @ Dec 24 2008, 08:32 PM) [snapback]527741[/snapback]

So I know were all wanting to ask.

Hows it feel?


Probably like you've failed to get adequate pleasure from your own species and have to resort to mindlessly pounding yourself into low-quality plastic.

Bet nothing beats the post-climax wave of shame that washes over you as you withdraw your shrivelled old boy from what could quite easily pass for a cummy torch from the Early Learning Centre.
made
post #17
24 December 2008, 19:37 UTC#17
But still...
wkh
post #18
24 December 2008, 19:45 UTC#18
QUOTE(made @ Dec 24 2008, 07:32 PM) [snapback]527741[/snapback]

So I know were all wanting to ask.

Hows it feel?


Fucking good.... it aint the real thing, but after using your hand for 16+ years its a great change

QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 24 2008, 07:35 PM) [snapback]527743[/snapback]

QUOTE(made @ Dec 24 2008, 08:32 PM) [snapback]527741[/snapback]

So I know were all wanting to ask.

Hows it feel?


Probably like you've failed to get adequate pleasure from your own species and have to resort to mindlessly pounding yourself into low-quality plastic.

Bet nothing beats the post-climax wave of shame that washes over you as you withdraw your shrivelled old boy from what could quite easily pass for a cummy torch from the Early Learning Centre.


Dont be a cunt.....


I have a girl friend and love sex, I have a hand and love wanking... but thing is somthing new... and its great


its not cuz my g/f aint putting out, it aint cuz I failed... its cuz I have a cool g/f who knows would find it funny... but still would use it...
Liam
post #20
24 December 2008, 20:03 UTC#20
lol @ justifying fucking a plastic bumhole.
wkh
post #21
24 December 2008, 20:11 UTC#21
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 24 2008, 07:54 PM) [snapback]527748[/snapback]

Alright, calm down! Why not take out some of that pent-up testosterone on a Cabbage Patch Kid?

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no..... its a replacement for my hand!

QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 24 2008, 08:03 PM) [snapback]527752[/snapback]

lol @ justifying fucking a plastic bumhole.


no..... its a replacement for my hand!








Dudes.... guys with or without a g/f wanks......... and this is just somthing to use instead of my hands...


I know you wana be "cool & funny" but any real dude would be happy to fuck one...
jonb
post #23
24 December 2008, 21:10 UTC#23
hold on, I thought it was a joke, your really soppost to fuck that thing?
cIRca
post #25
24 December 2008, 21:37 UTC#25
You better be fucking joking.
borislort
post #26
24 December 2008, 21:38 UTC#26
QUOTE(cIRca @ Dec 24 2008, 11:37 PM) [snapback]527760[/snapback]

You better be fucking joking.

I guess I didn't make it obvious enough.

"I like the Christian presents best."

^There. And now, to make the statement that I did NOT recieve a fucking dog tag for christmas.
cIRca
post #27
24 December 2008, 21:44 UTC#27
?
borislort
post #28
24 December 2008, 21:46 UTC#28
Guess my english isn't as good as yours, miss.
cIRca
post #29
24 December 2008, 21:48 UTC#29
?
borislort
post #30
24 December 2008, 21:51 UTC#30
Guess my english isn't as good as yours, miss.














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