Planning To Set Myself On Fire...

so we got fire extinguishers ready and my head, back & ass is going to be soaked in lighter fluid...

1) anything I should know before I do it, cause I want it to be a pretty huge ass fire on my backside and burn for atleast 5 - 10 seconds before we extinguish it...

2) what's the perfect flammable liquid to use...

3) also wanted to know if it was possible to buy the gel stuntmen use in a store somewhere and what it's called...?

also any advice from you people would be appreciated...

its been done before, so dont do it

grip aerosol cans under both armpits

put gasoline in florsecent lightubes

































too soon??

its been done

Dont do it?

...if you still deside to light your head on fire... do it by a lake or a stream or a pond or a river or a fuckign ocean. If you have no, or little experience fire is the most unpredictable thing ever(after women).

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Dude, fuck the fire extinguishers off, you want to jump in some water (lake) so you can be out withint half a second, and not the 15 seconds of you rolling around going DUDE ITS FUCKING BURNING... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you have to ask tips from an internet forum, you shouldnt be doing it.

Banned for three days lol. Have fun x

Total lulz. He just wrote on my wall bitching about it, Liam.

wow way to be a bitch about it liam. marc was cool with it, and if he wasnt, I was going to pm him and apologize anyways

edit - im a dick, but I know when I step over the line, except when it comes to mono, also word is that mono is with liam and made. looks like ill be makin a long distance call

break.com/SlaVin says:
haha cheers...turns out I cant call mono's cell on my cell phone, so im going to my neighbours in abit to call
break.com/SlaVin says:
after sandwich and shower
Lucky Pierre says:
Dude, I just wouldn't.
break.com/SlaVin says:
oh and why is that??
Lucky Pierre says:
Nevermind

Really the post wasn't so bad. You just piss me off to astronomical levels. If you chilled out and actually had some smart contributions then I wouldn't mind so much; instead you just spam and constantly play up to the fact that no one likes you, which - strangely enough - makes you more annoying. If I can go one weekend without putting up with your shit, maybe that'll help.

Maybe.

yeah wikked idea.

id love to see this

no I wasnt

cool

hot*

oh, my apologize then. just from your post I thought you were.

if your gonna do it do it by a lake, dont put yourself out with a fir extinguisher just have it incase anything else gets on fire.

http://www.zeller-int.com/categories/fireret/zeljel.htm

stunt gel.

You know, it's actually not very safe to use fire extinguishers on a person that's on fire. They have a chemical in them that wicks oxygen, and if someone inhales a lot in their lungs a trip to the ER will be in order.

UNLESS you get the non-powder fire extinguishers like the ones they'd spray in each other's face in pro wrestling. I have one of those in my basement. I took it out of an abandoned building if this sort of occasion ever did arise.

I loved every minute of that fucking picture man.

how many minutes were you looking at it?

Well lighting your self on fire is pretty damn dangerous and isn't a good idea if you have no experience as some of the users here have told you but if your going to actually go through with it use the method described in the video below it's what I did and I didn't get burned that bad!

INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO!!!

basically the shot will go like this... shit talk and think I'm the shit, like those rich golf cunts... walk past a fireplace... at this point you'll see a huge flame behind me... I continue chatting a bit, then I realise I'm on fire and start screaming like a bitch with mothballs stuck up my pussy...

thanks for the link zach...

Do it all yourself. Don't come here asking about how to do it because we wanna read about what happened to you on MSNBC.

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There are two ways you can go about it...

1. Dont do it, thats the safest way.

2. If your gonna do it, here is some tips.....

(I take no responsibility for what you choose to do with this knowledge, proceed at your own risk, fire is unpredictable and can cause panic quickly......)

-Dont be stupid and soak your head, you need that for living.

-If you want a big back burn, your gonna need the following.

-Sweater
-High grade duct tape, (dont go cheap on this, get the 11 dollar kind that is meant to be used in hot temps)
-Rubber Cement
-Hair Conditioner

1. Take the sweater and line it with strips of the duct tape so that the entire back is covered in multiple layers. No cracks or holes

2. Put the sweater on, then another long sleeved shirt or sweater over it.

3. Cover your hair, hands, and any exposed flesh (back of the neck, ect.) in the hair conditioner, its a poor mans fire gel, make sure you use alot!

4. Have someone paint your back with the rubber cement, put it in all the area you want on fire (not on your skin, and make sure it doesn't get on your body)

5. Be near a pool or lake. if this isn't possible, have 4 people with soaking wet towels to smother you when your done with the fire burn.

6. Roll camera and light the rubber cement

7. Do your preplanned run, as soon as you are done or it gets too hot, dive onto your chest and keep you arms tucked to your side. As soon as you drop your 4 assistance must then smother the flame across your whole body, it helps to have someone there with a bucket or fire extinguisher as a backup.

8. Remove the burnt clothing and enjoy the footage.


It sounds like alot of fucking work, but its the safest way to do it on a small budget.

Don't use a liquid based gas as it can spread to fast and is unpredictable. Rubber cement burns great and wont spill to unwanted areas.

With the method described, I did this burn
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thanks man... I'll post the footage as a 'thanks' for all the useful advice...