Drunk Thread

1,000,000

THATS A LOT OF BEERS!1

Ha, he's a liar!
It's more like 1,000,000 divided by 250,000

PINTSFTW

well usually I see on british tv shows, and pictures posted on here, bigger cans of beer than what we americans are used to.

except yates. he favors the 40 oz cans. *whispers* because hes black */end whisper* Image file not present in the recovered backup

BOTTLES, fool!

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Whooooooo, 40 oz. baby!

very few
for such a big guy im a lightweight

I still have my ABV 40 in the closet.

40s are the way to go....

thi theur

tom send me thos epics

yes mate

Which'ns?

And do I know who that person is in that conversation?

Maybe, I gotta meet my lecturer in an hour and im still drunk haha

cheers for keeping me anonymous babe

I hope I dont get drunk in few weeks... Im running out of money... and I should buy camera and have a trip to uk.

we gotta plan this more at some point. you know where and when we'll hook up in england etc

a/s/l? Meet me? Sex?

Midnight. I will call you where to be and how to be dressed. DO NOT try to contact me.

drunk now wish I was with the fat chick from the street
filmed darwin puking
and jeremy
and me

new pics soon
girl peed herself

and now darwin burnt me with tea

me



girl


this was cinco de mayo

wuat

Pissed pants????!

lol yep

I´d hit it.

BUUUUUU vode

We control this place too

Oh, so you're all hardcore Coca Cola drinkers. No wonder you all got so fucked.

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Anyway, I woke up an hour ago, and decided I'd write an approximate timeline for last night. It ran something like this:

11:30pm - headed to the flat one floor up armed with cigarettes and a bottle of tequila
11:40pm - was given beers to play Ring of Fire. General lack of interest. Game failed. Beers were consumed regardless.
12:00midnight - four more guys show up. Depressing guy to girl ratio. Vodka and coke consumed. Someone puts on The Cribs.
1:00am - discussing who you'd rather have sex with takes me back to Newquay. Final round was a hotly contested debate between Michael Douglas or Michael Caine.
2:00am - we play I Never. I predictably drink a lot, due mainly to guy who's had sex in every location invented by man, and simply names a different one each round.
2:30am - move on to the tequila. Convince a guy that a double shot is a single, and it's totally fine and he should just have fun. He drinks.
2:31am - he throws up.
2:45am - tequila.
3:08am - tequila.
3:20am - try to convince a guy to kill himself because he has a Wii but not Resident Evil 4.
3:30am - girl comes back from a club with a guy. Sex ensues.
4:00am - girl enters the lounge, naked and wearing only the blankets from her bed. We quickly deduce that she's left her bedroom door unlocked, and invade, pelting innocent naked guy with mushrooms.
?:??am - just a shitload of tequila.
4:35am - head back to my own flat. Loss of perception and memory functions.
10:20am - wake up. Sitting on the floor of my bathroom, resting my head on the cistern of the toilet. Toilet interior plastered with vomit. I move to my bed and pray for death.

oh liam

lol coke is from before people showed up, was a good night, first time I saw a riot in farm land


lol thats awesome