Drunk Thread

The guy in the first one looks like one of those things that gets on the news where someones party prank goes wrong and someone dies.

The dude lieing on the ground in the second one looks like a dog.

Damn, lol. That's pretty dangerous.

haha these are both fucking hilarious if they're yours

I know the cling film one's his.

lol yeah both are my friends the first is from a wile ago the other is from the first of the month
you should see his ass lol he fell asleep and some girl took air duster and basicly froze his ass so now he has a huge frezzer burn there

Haha I just realized there is a guy lying on the floor. I first thought it was a rug or something that somebody had puked on lmao

hahaaa I found it!


1.5l of water should take care of a hungover right? I hope so.. im gonna go pump up teh fat tomorrow! roar

Fuck with him then take a photo

steinlager pure

I don't even know what I am. I did quite a few Vodka shots and took 5 Dramamine cause that's all I had.

Shit. A boring night turned fun! I was watching AE intervention as I did shots about a crack addict who laid in a storm drain forever. Which is funny.

REESE'S!!! one town five.

So, I'm guessing you got drunk at home?

Fucking hell woke up now in a pool of puke,then I get a call from my friend telling me how I was yesterday.
I wasnt even going to drink but my cousin bought me drinks all night as welcome back from prison
I cant remember shit,but apparently I was trying to start a fight with the biggest guy there,but my cousin saved my ass.
My alcohol tolerance is fucked up after prison

How many times we need to tell you to pay someone to film your drunk antics? COMMON!

lol oh god that shits fucked up

took like 12 and was seeing eyes in the trees, freaked me out

I hate it when I'm drunk enough to steal so much
But then again I come away with some pretty epic shit
Got some burgers for my homeboys and also got this sweet gangsta hat that I will eventually post a picture of me wearing....



I'm DRUNK

The burger was good, and the hat.... GAY.

No, the hat is amazing..
It has skull and crossbones holding some playing cards and it says "Playa"

What more could you want in a hat?

I don't know, something cool?

I kid, the hat is hilarious. Especially since you just walked into EZ Mart and put the thing on and walked out with it. That and plus the burrito, hot pocket, and burger you walked away with $25+ worth of stuff. All stolen.

I should have grabbed a few things myself.

EDIT- I really like vids like this when I'm drunk - http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=E6HX9Y3I

LuLZZ

I got drunk last night and pulled my dick out on a bouncer when he didnt let me in the club. ahhh drunken regrets.

Woke up in my bathroom this morning. Dont even remember leaving the club so fuck knows how I got there. My girlfriend dosen't remember me getting out of bed either.

I'm so drunk
I am about to go steal from a local gas station and then fuck my girlfriend...


Oh the joys of beer

Pfff. Way to be so blunt.

I came home, ate pizza, vomited, and now at the computer. I feel better now. The ride home was hell though.

Ohhh fuck I'm drunk that why I post here ... is this the drunk thread?

Sure is!

I'm not even drunk!


But still!




I just came home after throwing yogurt cartons at peoples houses and bombing them with apples that we stole from people's apple trees. and then we ran away from a chinese restaurant with pints in our hands and the owner ran out after us, I think he had down's though so it wasn't maybe the fairest thing to do. Bu to be honest who even knew that chinese people can have down's I just thought the were born that way but this guy was really a corky with a capital c. haha the funniest night ever, the other faggots wanted to go clubbing but I and a few other strong ones stayed in the neighborhood to play some shenanigans on the neighbors haha
I'm sure I forgot some important fact about our shenanigans but does it really matter because honesly who reads this thread anyways

some guy stopped me at a convienice store and asked me if he knew me from baseball. I laughed in his face. 'im not the sports kind of guy'

Yeah but I stole apples and everything how cool is that!!!!!
Did you steal apples today huh? Didn't think so

I does