11 August 2008, 19:14 UTC#1
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The Daily Zoo can exclusively reveal the latest sighting of Madeleine McCann, the missing 4-year-old British girl who vanished 6,667 days ago. Rodney Shabby, an 19-year-old holidaymaker from Cleethorpes claims to have had sex with her while visiting Praia da Luz in Portugal.
"I met her in a bar near to the hotel where the McCanns originally stayed. I never asked what her name was, but she had long blonde hair, a necklace with "Maddie" on it, and she definitely had that funny thing in her eye, although that might just have been a monocle. I was pretty pissed though, and she left after I threw up all over her tits."
http://www.septicisle.info/2008/08/16-year...-very-very.html11 August 2008, 19:19 UTC#2
I dunno why I was so worried there for a second hahaha.
11 August 2008, 19:22 UTC#3
old news is old Image file not present in the recovered backup
12 August 2008, 11:39 UTC#4
I seriously love how the Maddie stuff has blown up again. As my mum wisely said after a fourth straight day of "ZOMG MADDIE SEEN IN AMSTERDAM": why, if someone did kidnap her and if she's still alive, would her captors let her out in public - in broad daylight - fully aware of the fact that the release of the police report will highten efforts to spot her.
The whole thing's a hopeless case. Also, parents did it.
12 August 2008, 15:54 UTC#5
UK coppers think she's in a Belgian paedo club* (I swear, it's always the fucking Belgians). Assuming she hasn't been killed yet, by now she's a human cum rag. Would the parents even want her back?
EDIT: * I meant she's being kept in a Belgian paedo club, not that she actually has actually joined one.
12 August 2008, 16:05 UTC#6
QUOTE(Liam @ Aug 12 2008, 01:39 PM) [snapback]505305[/snapback]
parents did it.
12 August 2008, 16:10 UTC#7
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 12 2008, 06:05 PM) [snapback]505323[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Aug 12 2008, 01:39 PM) [snapback]505305[/snapback]
parents did it.
They've been denying it so much though. Nobody would keep making the same stubborn denial in the face of such doubt....unless....
THE SIMILARITIES ARE ENDLESS
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