QUOTE(cIRca @ Jun 30 2008, 08:22 AM) [snapback]497894[/snapback]
Once was a 5hour "experimental" romp on family vacation in the Poconos, then twice for her sweet sixteen... Now thats a story! I'm not ashamed, look at her, she's fuckin' beautiful.
How many people can say that? Thank god the clinic never made a connection... this was only last summer and I thought of you newfags.
Anyways, long story short, last night my youngest sister who still lives at home had our cousin, who we'll call Emma, sleep over.
Now, Emma is quite a few years younger than me and someone I really should'nt ever think of getting involved with. But, she kept coming on to me... she would always be rubbing up against me, "accidentally" touching my in my upper thigh, wanting to sit on my lap, etc.
LOL!! This was weird and was'nt gonna happen! "Uhhhh, where's my sis?" I asked her, and she said something like "Oh, she went out with your mom to the seven elevn store," she replied. All I remember being really uncomfortable and I simply said "Oh..." and there was silence for about five seconds. "I really like you, you know," she said.
As she said this, she walked up to me and started caressing my chest. I just said "Uhhhh..." thoughts were now racing through my head.
What should I do? Yeah, she's a fukin' hottie, but she's also only in the 11th grade!
She then jumped into my arms so I was holding her up, and planted her tongue in my mouth. I couldn't hold back any longer. to the floor where I lay ontop of her and squeezed her beautiful breasts. She started taking off my pants and I started taking off her shirt all in the midst of making out... I kissed her chest like a beast.
My hand went down her pants. I noticed they were wet. VERY wet. I slid her pants down to her ankles and then guided my throbbing hard member into her wet honey pot... Her cooter was so warm... It felt amazing... Her beaver was wet, tight, and just made my cock go nuts... She moaned a bit... We were still furiously making out. I guess she wasn't a virgin, because I didn't feel any hymen.
Fucking Ninjas!!
Hundreds of them... All of them midgets with bad toupees. They broke down the door to the bathroom and swarmed us like Africanized bees...
I immediately grabbed my Shokosita no Sayru daggers and lashed back at them viciously. They started to attack me. Ferocity ensued. They pointed and shouted at us and at each other in a strange language, like they were tribal indians or something. Then they ripped me off Emma and threw me out of my sisters room. Only then did I see the ninjas had taken everyone in the office hostage, as I could see them tied up to chairs in rope.
The ninjas were all fixated on Emma! Some of them mounted her, and as many as could fit began having sex with her. She obviously liked it, that whore!
Either way the betrayal feeling didn't last long as they cut off her head and raped her windpipe... thats when I decided to Live! I ran like hell and made it to Hour. As I was drove off, a hit my trunk.
Godamn, that was close!
Ahhhh.... I do see you've found some of my handywork.
It almost looks like your claiming it as your own by not "quoting" it... you know you could'nt handle those fucking ninjas... it's so LMFAOLOL! 'cause the very cousin I'm writing about here loves insecure men like you.
Stick to cutting and pasting your hubby's face onto your vast collection of gay tea party porn, you English cunt.
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