The Great English American Debate

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Damn straight, we kill those who have what we want and kill those who take back what is their own.

American Dream.

Fat chicks in America is like bad teeth in britain.

Oh no you didnt!?

Sorry I couldnt hear you with a hotdog in your mouth. what was that?

Only brit kid I ever met moved to South Africa.

Said it was a step up from b-town.

Only american I knew was fat and couldnt hold his drink. True story is true.

"america seems to stereotype the english as a group of bad teethed, bowler hat wearing, tea and crumpets eating, posh speaking, small island of polite cricket playing nancy's.. most of america has no fuckin idea what this country is all about" - bazariah




UK seems to stereotype Americans as a group of fastfood eating, fatass, imperialistic slobs...most of UK has no fuckin idea what this country is all about



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Fischer looked amazing in Walk Hard, but that movie sucked so bad.

haha didn't even watch it because it looked so lame. I also hate that actor in it.

but yeah, jenna fischer is definitely looking for a good boot knocking if you ask me.

Well its a good job I aint asking you then.





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I can't hold my drink, but that hardly speaks for the country.

Weed kills booze tho.

Hot dogs are delicious, your loss for not enjoying a good old fashioned American picnic with hot dogs, hamburgers, beer, and illegal fireworks.

Also, I'd drink all of you under the table. I challenge all of you.

Accepted!

Someday man, someday.

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bonnaroo
burning man
woodstock

those are just the three most popular across the country. at least to my knowledge.

We have festivals out the ass.

Scwagstock is the closet one here, also the life festival is pretty close by.

when and where are those?

By the start of September 1939, the Soviets had routed Japanese forces and the Germans invaded Poland. France, Britain, and the countries of the Commonwealth declared war on Germany but lent little support other than a small French attack into the Saarland.

The Imperial General Headquarters thus planned to create a large perimeter stretching into the Central Pacific in order to facilitate a defensive war while exploiting the resources of Southeast Asia; to prevent intervention while securing the perimeter it was further planned to neutralize the United States Pacific Fleet on the outset. On December 7th 1941 Japan attacked British, Dutch and American holdings with near simultaneous offensives against Southeast Asia and the Central Pacific, including an attack on the American naval base of Pearl Harbor.

if it wasnt for pearl harbout america would never have gotten involved.. and even then it took two years for any U.S involvment.. america furthermore waded in nearer the end to attempt to take credit for "winning" the war for us, which they never did since hitler took his own life thus forefeiting the game.. america also did in the situation of WW2 what it does in every war situation which is to profit

also if you look at the death tolls for the WW2 you'll see that america has a smaller percentage of deaths compared to england, thus meaning that more of the american troops were actually too pussy to fight

you're watching the wrong shows, you wanna see

hollyoaks

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2 PINTS!

is that why the united kingdom has so many troops in iraq?

lol we was smart enough to get our boys out when it was all over, we didnt overstay our welcome and try to teach these people about democracy

a lot of american troops only serve because they know it's an adequatley paid job, and recruitment drives normally happen in the impoverished neighbour hoods in america... so think about it, you get offered a place in the army, knowing that it's a full time job when you come from a town which is economically challenged and theres no jobs anywhere what choice do you realy have?.. michael moores farenheit 9/11 explains that scenario pretty well, I suggest you watch it

stats:
active troops

United States: 250,000 invasion—158,000 current (1/08)
United Kingdom: 45,000 invasion—4,000 current (4/08)
Poland: 194 invasion—2,500 peak—900 current (2/07)
Australia: 2,000 invasion—~900 current (11/07)
TOTAL INVASION DEPLOYMENT


~297,000 troops

CURRENT DEPLOYMENT BY COUNTRY


South Korea: 3,600 peak—933 current (12/07; deployed 5/03)
Romania: 730 peak—397 current (11/07; deployed 7/03)
El Salvador: 380 peak—280 current (12/07; deployed 8/03)
Czech Republic: 300 peak—99 current (11/07)
Azerbaijan: 250 peak—88 current (9/07)
Georgia: 2,000 troops (12/07; deployed 8/03)
Denmark: 545 peak—50 current (12/07, deployed 4/03)
Mongolia: 180 peak—100 current (2/07; deployed 8/03)
Albania: 120 peak—70 current(10/07; deployed 4/03)
Bosnia and Herzegovina: 37 troops (9/07; deployed 6/05)
Ukraine: 1,650 peak-37 current (2/08; deployed 8/03)
Estonia: 40 troops (12/07; deployed 6/05)
Macedonia: 40 troops (7/07; deployed 7/03)
Kazakhstan: 29 troops (12/07; deployed 9/03)
Moldova: 24 peak—11 current (9/07; deployed 9/03)
Bulgaria: 485 peak—155 current (2/08; deployed 5/03)
Armenia: 46 troops(07/07; deployed 1/05)
Latvia: 136 peak—3 current(10/07; deployed 4/04)
Singapore: 1 troop (deployed 12/03)
Tonga: 55 troops (deployed 7/04)

APPROXIMATE TOTAL DEPLOYMENT AS OF 2/08


166,000 troops (incl. ~10,200 non-U.S.)
APPROXIMATE NUMBER OF CONTRACTORS AS OF 2/08


161,000 contractors: 53% (~85,300) Iraqi, 17% (~27,400) American, 30% (~45,500) Other
Including 20–30,000 mercenaries as of 12/07

withdrawn:

Slovakia: 110 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/07)
Lithuania: 120 peak (deployed 6/03—withdrawn 08/07)
Italy: 3,200 peak (deployed 7/03—withdrawn 11/06)
Netherlands: 1,345 troops (deployed 7/03—withdrawn 3/05)
Spain: 1,300 troops (deployed 4/03—withdrawn 4/04)
Japan: 600 troops (deployed 1/04—withdrawn 7/06)
Thailand: 423 troops (deployed 8/03—withdrawn 8/04)
Honduras: 368 troops (deployed 8/03—withdrawn 5/04)
Dominican Republic: 302 troops (withdrawn 5/04)
Hungary: 300 troops (deployed 8/03—withdrawn 3/05)
Nicaragua: 230 troops (deployed 9/03—withdrawn 2/04)
Norway: 150 troops (deployed 7/03—withdrawn 8/06)
Portugal: 128 troops (deployed 11/03—withdrawn 2/05)
New Zealand: 61 troops (deployed 9/03—withdrawn 9/04)
Philippines: 51 troops (deployed 7/03—withdrawn 7/04)
Iceland: 2 troops (deployed 5/03—withdrawal date unknown)

I thought that the main thing I've learned since coming here is that we're all pretty much the same. When I was like 15 or 16 I used to think that everything must be so much different in other far-off places like England or Finland; but, since I've been active on here, I've realized that there's really no difference between a douchebag teenager in Ohio and a douchebag teenager in London.

Please boys, let's put our dicks away and realize that no matter where you're from or what you do, you'll always be subordinate to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Am I right?

this is the only time ray has ever told a boy to put his dick away.

EDIT: baz, tl;dr

This summer. Life festival was earlier (hippie stuff), the scwagstock is this summer. I'll find out. They have a spookstock which is in October (halloween themed).



Yeah I didn't read that (because Americans prefer movies to text duh), but I assume it's a long winded "thank you america" for saving Britain even though Brits tried to kill us back in the day.

Your welcome mate

C'mon guys.

Enough bickering, we all know that no country is better than any other . . .

execpt Australia, of course. =P

kangaroos do kick some serious ass.

Indeed.

Which other animal could fuck you up in a boxing match?

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