Math Paper Help

Heres the deal, my final project is a 3 page single spaced essay on any math topic or mathemetician, no sources nothing. It's due tommorow adn I was wondering if anyone had anything similar they could let me submit because I'm retarded and just fucking tired and uninterested in doing this, I figured if anyone had shit lying around that fit this, you could help me out. Thanks dudes, get back to me ASAP if you can?
-Bruce

might have been an idea to ask/ start this a week or so ago.....

EDIT: and no sorry, all my papers on maths and mathematicians are paper only, not electronic format

I guess you really do hate intelligence. amirite?

OH YEAH! GIVE IT UP!

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thats awesome

haha its all good, thanks for checkin up though marc, I really appreciate it.
heres a good one; so my crew name is "Hate Intelligence Videos" right?
okay, then people come up to me and ask me who "intelligence videos" are and why I hate them. hahahhaa.
hate mathematics. the new dvd.
that photo fuckin awesome. and gives me an idea!

Just do it on fucking Pythagoras. The paper writes itself. Don't be a pussy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoras

Yeah or like... Philolaus of Croton... you sunbich.

Yeah man, you fucking taintsucking faggot. Just write the shit out of that fucking thing. Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

edit - Tom, 19,000 eh?

Not sure it's seen as a good thing haha.

Yeah man, you've only been here like a month and a half longer than I have.

Really think about that for a moment.

haha funny thing is I decided to write it on pythagoras last night. Gay but ah well, like you said easy as stealing virginity from a baby.

Live easy!

Bruce.

the master plan is hatched. the bait has been bitten! people finish my sentences for me. Soon enough. full slavery ensues. step by step I'll be rocking pharoah status, you'll see (or will you? because you'll all be following me blindly!).
power is beautiful.

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I got an A+ for this back in highschool.

You're welcome to use it if you wish.



Maths.

Maths is really good. You can like, put a number and a number together and it becomes an even greater number!! I mean, holy shit on a stick! Also, you can remove numbers from a number and the original number becomes, yep, you guessed it, smaller. Who would've fucking thought!? Maths is also amazing because you can multiply, divide and all this other crazy shit. If I wasn't a quadriplegic I would probably want to become a mathematician, because we all know chicks dig guys who can understand trigonometry and calculus. Once I calculated the indirect measurement of a right angled triangle and 14 girls started playing with my erect penis almost instantly! True story! Just the other day I measured the area underneath a curve and voila! I was performing cunnilingus on a Latvian super model and her twin sister.

Unfortunately though, maths can be a bit of a bitch sometimes. I had just finished masturbating with my penis at a 52 degree angle of rotation when Bam! I was punched in the face by Leonhard Euler. He claimed that I was a slut faced, scrotum toking cum stain and then muttered some shit about functions and dependences between quantities. I said "fuck the hell off Leonhard, you Swedish cunt!" He didn't like that, so I challenged him to a duel by slapping him in the face with a frozen Atlantic salmon. We chose our duelling weapons of choice. The dipshit Euler picked a collection of Abba CD's whilst I chose the only thing I hold dearly in my hands, which is of course my astonishingly huge penis. He laughed at me and I could smell his rancid, Swiss breath on my face. It stank like the rotting semen of a toad which had been festering in a fecal swamp for 65 million years. I then swung my huge member and gave him the biggest mushroom stamp in mathematics history right on his forehead. "Damn you HateIntelligence and your abnormally large genitals!" cried Leonhard as he fell to the ground in defeat. Finally, I kicked him in the scrotes with a steel-capped boot as a final act of dominance.

And that, my friends, is why mathematics is the greatest thing since ham in a can. Next time someone asks you to explain long division, or why Pythagoras is homosexual, you can proudly say that mathematics saved the world from the evil Leonhard Euler and the shape of your penis is forever etched on his forehead.

The End.

That's just brilliant

olol.

I wrote something on MC Escher
He my favorite MC...
Leme see if it is still in my folder

I couldn't finish that gay paper, even if you beat it into my head. trust me. I tried!
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Have a wash.

Maths is pointless and gay anyway. Why bother inventing calculators if they still teach that shit subject in school?

maths is awesome, gotta be taught how to use a calculator, also you can't do irrational numbers to the n'th degree on a calculator.

The chicks can't get enough of those irrational numbers.