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Shop-owners Sold Chocolate Cake Sprinkled With Human Faeces

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Rob764
post #1
02 May 2008, 09:34 UTC#1
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Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with human faeces.

A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn't taste or smell "quite right" and handed the cake to public health scientists.

The analysts soon established that the sweet treat was covered in faeces and legal proceedings against the shop owners were started.

Shop owners Saeed Hasmi, 25, and Jan Yadgari, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption.
bazariah
post #2
02 May 2008, 09:42 UTC#2
hahaha, you'd hve thought the customer would not have placed it in his/her mouth being that it smelt of shit
Liam
post #3
02 May 2008, 10:03 UTC#3
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Shop owners Paki Stereotype 1, 25, and Paki Stereotype 2, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption.
adrenaline-ADDICTS-Uk
post #4
02 May 2008, 11:47 UTC#4
QUOTE(bazariah @ May 2 2008, 11:42 AM) [snapback]484277[/snapback]

hahaha, you'd hve thought the customer would not have placed it in his/her mouth being that it smelt of shit




yer exactly, omfg, need imigrants trying to kill us, make us ill, speak there launguge, there rules... ofmg...!
borislort
post #5
02 May 2008, 12:06 UTC#5
The whole idea of eating shit is sure originated from paki stereotypes..
Rob764
post #7
02 May 2008, 12:12 UTC#7
QUOTE(adrenaline-ADDICTS-Uk @ May 2 2008, 02:08 PM) [snapback]484304[/snapback]

they look like shit, smell like curry SHIT, and blow up shit, they are SHIT!


The majority of users on HGF are of Indian-Pakistani origin. Our parents have settled in Britain, making us as British as you. However, your use of disgusting and derogatory language is still highly offensive. Many users, including Liam and Marc, use the word 'paki' as a form of ridicule for ridiculous racism, as they are both in fact of Pakistani origin. However, from your tone I would guess you are not. Just warning you that many of our users will find you highly offensive, myself included. It offends my family, who have had to try to settle in this country for 40 years amongst such moronic outbursts.
adrenaline-ADDICTS-Uk
post #8
02 May 2008, 12:15 UTC#8
ohh shit sorry dude, didnt mean to offend, I got asian step brothers lol. just found the story funny. sorry dude.
made
post #10
02 May 2008, 12:19 UTC#10
XD
Liam
post #13
02 May 2008, 12:25 UTC#13
Ahahahaha.

Yeah, who is that guy? Just some random?
cIRca
post #16
02 May 2008, 12:41 UTC#16
QUOTE(Rob764 @ May 2 2008, 11:34 AM) [snapback]484276[/snapback]

Saeed Hasmi and Jan Yadgari


They didn't sprinkle it, they just touched it.
Rob764
post #17
02 May 2008, 12:53 UTC#17
QUOTE(adrenaline-ADDICTS-Uk @ May 2 2008, 02:15 PM) [snapback]484314[/snapback]

ohh shit sorry dude, didnt mean to offend, I got asian step brothers lol. just found the story funny. sorry dude.


Meh it's ok, was just warning you it won't be tolerated. Racists don't actually bother me, the Indian community has so many heroes that it can look to for inspiration that ill feelings really do just bounce off. For me, I think of Kevin G - Math Enthusiast/Badass MC

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All you sucka Mc's aint got nuthin on me,
On my grades on my rhymes you cant touch Kevin G,
I'm a Mathlete and a nerd but forget wutcha heard,
I'm the third James Bond shshshaken not stirred,
My name is Kevin Gnapor,
The G is silent when I sneak in the door I
make love to your women on the bathroom floor,
I dont play it like Shaggy,
And You'll know it was me,
Because the next time she sees me she'll be like
OoOoOo Kevin G!
Ray
post #18
02 May 2008, 13:30 UTC#18
Oh my goodness, I almost drowned in the lake of lulz in this thread.

I have a new sig quote.
EBAlex
post #19
02 May 2008, 18:12 UTC#19
Haha, they must've had a shitty day!


Okay... I'll go sit in the corner now. I'm ashamed of myself.