15 April 2008, 12:44 UTC#1
5 kids and a teacher died while canyoning today, at least 2 still missing..
news article15 April 2008, 13:06 UTC#2
Nice link.
Also protip: it was a rape-murder-suicide carried out by the teacher.
15 April 2008, 13:08 UTC#3
happyjacks eyebrows did it
15 April 2008, 14:44 UTC#4
They crawled into my canyon-ass and leftover semen washed over them, encasing them forever just like the poor citizens of Pompeii
External image not preserved — inspect source: https://webspace.utexas.edu/aps65/images/rome/campania/pompeii.jpg15 April 2008, 16:21 UTC#5
I am unable to click the link because my brain refuses to express any more interest to this story than what it already has in opening this thread, so I'll just ask you guys what the fuck is canyoning? Same as canoing?
edit: oh and RIP I guess if people died
15 April 2008, 16:24 UTC#6
I'm thinking that he meant canoing, OR he meant that they were hiking in a canyon.
Ha, 6 people die and it's a national tragedy there... We have to have at least 30 people get killed before anyone gives a shit.
15 April 2008, 16:46 UTC#7
we care only if the kill streak is higher than the Virginia Tech shootings
15 April 2008, 16:54 UTC#8
But they have a toothbrush fence built of 50 toothbrushes in New Zealand. According to Murray Hewitt. So that makes up for it.
15 April 2008, 17:02 UTC#9
rip
15 April 2008, 17:02 UTC#10
You didn't even know the victims you poser
15 April 2008, 17:04 UTC#11
still 5 young kids lost their lives
15 April 2008, 17:05 UTC#12
I just found out that the link in this thread is not valid
15 April 2008, 17:05 UTC#13
QUOTE(Sla-Vin @ Apr 15 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]480136[/snapback]
rip
/off
15 April 2008, 17:05 UTC#14
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Apr 15 2008, 01:05 PM) [snapback]480145[/snapback]
QUOTE(Sla-Vin @ Apr 15 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]480136[/snapback]
rip
/off

was hoping ben would do that, but

15 April 2008, 17:07 UTC#15
15 April 2008, 17:36 UTC#16
QUOTE(Sla-Vin @ Apr 15 2008, 11:04 AM) [snapback]480142[/snapback]
still 5 young kids lost their lives
is there any way we can keep ray from seeing this? he'd be crushed.
15 April 2008, 18:43 UTC#17
15 April 2008, 18:48 UTC#18
I love you Ray. It's a shame I'm not 10 years younger or we could make a go of things.
15 April 2008, 18:55 UTC#19
If you shave all your pubes off and get yourself circumcised, call me.