Knoxville Broke His Balls

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By WENN world entertainment news - Saturday, February 23 12:50 pmTV stuntman Johnny Knoxville is recovering from surgery after having his genitals stitched up.

The Jackass star was attempting to replicate late daredevil Evel Knievel's famous motorcycle backflip in Oklahoma last weekend when he landed awkwardly.

Knoxville was taken to a nearby hospital, but the cuts, swelling and bruising were so severe medics couldn't operate on him immediately.

In a phone interview with blogger Marc Malkin just 10 minutes after surgery on Thursday, Knoxville said, "I'm still a little groggy from the anaesthesia. I just got the catheter out, and the doctor said I can resume normal functions immediately-like, manly functions."

But Knoxville fears he'll have nightmares about the painful accident for years to come.

He adds, "I was trying to backflip a motorcycle. The bike goes up about 15, 20 feet in the air and comes back down and breaks its handlebar off in between my legs. I was laying there spreadeagle.

"They've never seen handlebars break off before-much less between someone's legs."

Knoxville tore his urethra in the accident, which will be broadcast on MTV in America this weekend, when the prankster and his crew of stunt pals take over the network for 24 hours to launch their new JackassWorld.com website.

urethra ... thats the word...and yeah read about this the other day

who cares?

I do when I'm watching the footage of it. Sounds hilarious.

your lieing to yourself more then anyone.

yeah its on mtv I just watched it on Tv, with the whole 24 hour jackass take over... it's alright.

its refreshing to see actual reality TV than scripted stuff
ither way, I hate MTV, but I'll watch this 24 hour thing becasue jackass isnt all that bad

been watching it, a bit boring but some stuff it pretty cool

I love the mtv in Canada

oh, I thought he was asking for more money

im dying to see this. following from their website but its not the same.

Bahahaha... I saw the clip but that's the first time I heard he'd racked his nuts... Man that sucks for him, a torn urethra sounds pretty ouchy.

He is using a pee bag, haha.

good.

Knoxville has my respect.

why? 'cause he broke his pissline? pfft anyone could do it. just fortunate it was him and he's famous. if it was me or you it wouldn't have made local news. anyway, I'm pissed off because I have work in the morning and I don't want to go. and matt's hogging the bathroom and I really need to bleed the lizard.

I also met Mike-C

he's a cool guy. sick as fuck and will fit in well around here. a little too well if you ask me.

Haha, best... shit... evvvvvver...

Mike is awesome!

found a clip of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwsZZXSP4AM

Ouch!

He's going grey, lol.

I think it was Anaconda Ball-Pit that earned my respect. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Johnny Knoxville, though many dont want to admit it, is one of the coolest, best stuntmen out there. Just because we all want to pretend we're uninfluenced and counter-culture, anti-jackass doesn't mean we can't respect a dude who's really funny, super laid back, and handles some of the best stunts like a champ. I used to dislke him too but then I realized I was just being a faggot because Jackass is cliche and we have to act like we totally hate it to promote our own group's originality. lets get over ourselves eh?
That fall is gnarly, as is the injury! fuckin sick!
-Bruce

I like knoxville,