post #61
11 February 2008, 20:11 UTC#61
I grip my sweaty scrotum in my shaking hand while I beat a five year old round the face with my flacid, greasy cock.
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post #62
11 February 2008, 20:21 UTC#62
The other day at the dentist's office, I heard, through the wall, a mother spanking her daughter...
Before the mother took the daughter into the bathroom, the daughter was being quite hyper. The mother then proceeded to tell the daughter that if she did not calm down, she would take her to the bathroom and whip her. The daughter continued to run around the room. The mother then approached the front desk and asked, "Where is the bathroom, my daughter needs to use it." This was quickly followed by the daughter saying, "No, I don't." Oh, it was a classic time, indeed.
Before the mother took the daughter into the bathroom, the daughter was being quite hyper. The mother then proceeded to tell the daughter that if she did not calm down, she would take her to the bathroom and whip her. The daughter continued to run around the room. The mother then approached the front desk and asked, "Where is the bathroom, my daughter needs to use it." This was quickly followed by the daughter saying, "No, I don't." Oh, it was a classic time, indeed.
post #63
11 February 2008, 20:21 UTC#63
What he said...
post #64
11 February 2008, 21:19 UTC#64
wats up guys?
post #65
11 February 2008, 21:31 UTC#65
So urrrmm... spam?
post #66
11 February 2008, 21:56 UTC#66
+ 1 HP FUNK MASTER STEVEN
post #67
11 February 2008, 22:14 UTC#67
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that extra year in college
post #68
11 February 2008, 22:23 UTC#68
peepeepoopoo face
post #69
11 February 2008, 23:29 UTC#69
QUOTE(BLL_Geaslin @ Feb 11 2008, 06:14 PM) [snapback]466526[/snapback]
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that extra year in college
Lewis Black is the man.
post #70
11 February 2008, 23:32 UTC#70
His angry political comedy makes me happy...How about this one, anyone know the comedian that said it?
I had an ant farm, them fellas didn't GROW SHIT!
I had an ant farm, them fellas didn't GROW SHIT!
post #71
11 February 2008, 23:33 UTC#71
Mitch Hedberg. I saw him live a few months before he died.
post #72
11 February 2008, 23:39 UTC#72
That one was too easy...and, fuck you...fuck you for seeing a legend, I wanted so bad to see him 
Ok, another one...not sure if this is an exact quote, but you'll get the gist of the joke.
I did something a little different this Thanksgiving, I invited all of my neighbors over to my house to eat, then I killed them and took their land.
Ok, another one...not sure if this is an exact quote, but you'll get the gist of the joke.
I did something a little different this Thanksgiving, I invited all of my neighbors over to my house to eat, then I killed them and took their land.
post #73
12 February 2008, 02:05 UTC#73
QUOTE(benCKa @ Feb 11 2008, 06:09 PM) [snapback]466435[/snapback]
The Greeks are in the same time zone as us. Are you calling Greeks goofy?
yes, yes we are.
goofy as a mofo. and yes I am half greek.
post #74
12 February 2008, 02:08 UTC#74
Fuck Greeks, what did they ever do for us?
post #75
12 February 2008, 02:11 UTC#75
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 11 2008, 07:00 PM) [snapback]466428[/snapback]
*closed*
<3Dare you!
QUOTE(Ray @ Feb 11 2008, 07:03 PM) [snapback]466430[/snapback]
I'm going to post ban everyone once it gets to 155. Matt, you might as well just give me the 10 bucks now.
Edit - I fixed the thread title for you, Matt. That'll be 5 pounds.
EditSquared - Matt, do you mean post #158 or reply number 158 (post #159)?
Mods cant win. Reply number 158 (159).
post #76
12 February 2008, 02:20 UTC#76
Mods lose by default
post #77
12 February 2008, 02:23 UTC#77
You can win Chris.
post #78
12 February 2008, 02:56 UTC#78
Alas!post #79
12 February 2008, 02:56 UTC#79
Fuck yeah
Ray, Bioshock?
Ray, Bioshock?
post #80
12 February 2008, 03:12 UTC#80
did I win??
post #81
12 February 2008, 03:13 UTC#81
www.thewillpower.org
post #82
12 February 2008, 03:16 UTC#82
edit - just got back from hockey practice.didnt get to kick anyone in the throat tho
post #83
12 February 2008, 03:22 UTC#83
with a skate on? that'd be fucked up.
post #84
12 February 2008, 03:31 UTC#84
haha yeah, I thought about it and since there on my team, I shouldn't do it to them lol
post #85
12 February 2008, 05:39 UTC#85
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Feb 11 2008, 11:22 PM) [snapback]466599[/snapback]
with a skate on? that'd be fucked up.
Chris, I kept intending to send it out, but I couldn't find the time/motivation to do it, sorry. Now, I'm short on cash so I sold Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, Gears of War, and Rainbow Six Vegas to Gamestop for 56 bucks.
Sorry man, didn't mean to leave you hanging like that.post #86
12 February 2008, 06:07 UTC#86
ha-ha!
free money!
free money!
post #87
12 February 2008, 08:12 UTC#87
I still need to finish assassin's creed and you need to buy the orange box and play TF2 with me. I'm addicted again.
post #88
12 February 2008, 10:13 UTC#88
QUOTE(Smack Baby @ Feb 12 2008, 06:16 AM) [snapback]466598[/snapback]
edit - just got back from hockey practice.didnt get to kick anyone in the throat tho
pussy
post #89
12 February 2008, 15:37 UTC#89
Freedom isnt free...
post #90
12 February 2008, 16:00 UTC#90
..it takes folks like you and me