QUOTE(corus @ Jan 21 2008, 01:05 PM) [snapback]462288[/snapback]
That was funny as fuck, wanna tab it out for me?

lol here you go... it's half assed but meh
it's real simple... the intro is just finger picking on D and Bm chords.. all the rest is just power chords.. ya
Hey there Delilah
D
I think you're a fucking cunted bitch
F#m
I hope you die of aids
D
and then you con-tract some syphillis
F#m
I do
Bm
times have changed you never do
G A
you know it's true
Bm
Hey there Delilah
D
Don't you worry about your shit tits
F#m
I know you're kinda homely
D
but the knives are in the kitchen
F#m
Close your eyes
Bm
slash your throat from side to side
G A
and fucking die
Bm
Oh I want you to bleed
D Bm
Oh I want you to bleed
D Bm
Oh I want you to bleed
D Bm
Oh I want you to bleed
D Bm
I want you to bleed
D5 F5
Hey there Delilah
I think my dick is getting hard
But believe me, girl
I'd rather fuck Bill Clinton in the ass
I'd fuck it good
Fucking you I never could
I never should
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
I hope you trip over and die
or get a bullet in the brain
I am insane
But I want to cause you a bunch of pain
you're fucking lame
Oh I want you to bleed
A thousand guys seems pretty far
G
But you've been fucked by dozenz more
A
blah blah blah fucking blah
D
some more lyrics here
B
I cant be assed
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you kiss me
Two more years and you'll be maing porn
And we'll be fucking history, blah blah blah
You'll know it's all because of you
I can do whoever I want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
I hope you lose
Oh I want you to bleed
Oh I want you to bleed
Oh I want you to bleed
Oh I want you to bleed
I want you to bleed