How Do You Americans Feel...

That you may have a black president?

EWWWWWWW

I'd rather have a "black" president than a woman.

I'm sure you expected this answer, but I don't see why it's a big deal.

You realise he said 'black' right?

I'm pretty sure he's only half black anyways, its not like Snoop Dogg is running or anything. Plus I think it'll be a good change from rich white racist fucks that don't even believe in evolution. I'd vote for an athiest if there was one running!

I want the black one to win, think of the comdey skeches that will be made, I mean, im going to miss the bush ones, unless if she wins will bill be anywhere in the whitehouse or have they broken up?

They're still together, but he's old as fuck now. They're both dumb as hell, Hilary wants more censorship and shit, fuck that bitch.

and I don't even live in your country

Don't worry I'll vote against her for you. I'll vote against anyone who tries to fuck with my internet!

Yeah, fuck Hilary.

The other guy wins by default.

Agreed!

Anything is better than George Bush

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Ron Paul doesn't believe in evolution or abortion, lets throw aborted fetuses at him.

We have a female president

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ain't she the prettiest thing this side the missisipp?

I dont believe in abortion, does that mean im disowned by HGF?

personally, I dont believe abortion is right. due to my religious background (im a christian, but loosely), I see abortion as murder. but under the united states constitution, I dont think I have any right to try force my belief on those who dont believe as I do.

Conan has a sweet beard now; I saw it last night.

I'm not really into politics, but I'm sure Obama or Clinton would both be better than Bush. Sadly enough though, I'm sure either one of them will be killed short-after they're elected.

Yeah noticed that too. Is the writers strike over now or why is Conan back on air?

Just because you don't believe in it, you think we should force every woman who gets pregnant to give birth to an unwanted child or end up getting an abortion from some sketchy place illegally?

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Yep we disown you. Nar the problem isn't in whether you think it's right or wrong,like you said, it's whether you impose that on others. Don't like it, don't do it.

I don't know if the strike is over; I don't think it is though. My best guess is they still have shows, but not daily because they can't keep up with the material. Jay Leno had a new episode last night as well, because Pamela Anderson actually mentioned the strike.

Strike's not over. The hosts are doing the shows with their own non-unionized groups of writers and themselves. The Daily Show and Colbert were both back on, too. Neither were very funny, it's so painfully obvious that it's just not the same without the writers there to make it funny. And, I think Jon Stewart and Colbert both sort of intentionally made their shows dull and slow to emphasize the importance of the writers and show how lame TV would be without their talents.

the conan episode was funny as fuck

someones gonna get shot this year, ither obama or hillary.. its gonna be wacked out this year

Conan himself is hilarious.

I'm sure there would be numerous assassination attempts if either one of them were president.

Obama's middle name is hussein lol. He says he will legalize bud but I think it's just to get votes.

Hilary cried during some shit, leaders don't cry on tv it's a sign of weakness.

america is fucked