What The Fuck Do You Want For Christmas

Gay thread time. What do you kiddlywinks want from Santa, apart from a fat lump of coal and bruising of the prostate?

I'm sticking firmly to the digital age with a lot of my choices:
- Guitar Hero III
- Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
- Crysis
- Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
- Heroes: Season 1
- The Goonies
- The Breakfast Club
- Garden State
- Trainspotting
- Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 1
- Bottle of Southern Comfort
- Money with which to buy clothes (I don't trust anyone to do it but me)

cussDis.

A laptop and the Metalocalypse dvds.

uhh

xbox360
ipod
uhh thats about all I can think of, but ill prob just get money and end up not getting any of those things or anything at all lol

x box
mst3k seasons

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I almost bought that one when I was queuing to pay for my purchases in one of your HMV's. But didn't because I was already carrying at least a dozen dvds


My mom already said I won't be getting much because I'm getting so old. But I guess I'll be getting some new guitar strings, money for new shoes and maybe some random DVDs

Call of Duty 4 (ps3)
New Tony Hawks Game (ps3)
Loads of DVD's
New Shoes

why??

cos iv played them since the 1st one..so must have for collection, and with any money I get extra il think about getting Skate but we shall see..

I played both demos, and honestly tony hawk is complete shit and left me wondering how the fuck did I play that shit for those some years

MOAR RAM.

World peace.

skate loses its value tho, I haven't touched it in a month =[

Yeah skate got pretty boring fast for me. Couldn't be bothered to complete it.

marc wants himself a new computer and a new moontain bike.

oh and lots of poontang

booze and some playing cards.

I'm easy please.

A family that loves me.
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Same, and I played tony hawks for ages after I got it. Still, prob come back to it after a while.

You're on Santa's "Lost Cause" list.

A new car and sounds.

my speeding fines taken away
my criminal fines taken away
my hospital bills taken away
my credit card debts taken away
1200km's to be slightly closer so I can seeeee someone

Alls these things can be sorted easily, just take our friend cyanide..... Image file not present in the recovered backup

Cyanide is a suicide cop-out.

Guitar hero 3
Halo 3
Call of Duty 4
All on Xbox 360
If it can be possible Santa will bring me a Slavin for Christmas

Big day out ticket
Supplies for new years trip
$$

I'm aiming for a 360, but I'm worried that my dad will use the whole "you've already got game systems" card. But that's the only thing I plan on asking for, so it should work.

If not, an external hard drive would be swell so I can actually upload footage and edit.

make sure you put out some cookies and milk, and it may just happen

Complete a FREAK.INC Christmas video

finish your book