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Dead Maddy Of Bel-air

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post #1
25 November 2007, 21:33 UTC#1
In the United Kingdom born and raised
On the playground was where she spent most of her days
Sitting and swimming naked in the pool
And looking' all wet for her daddy the fool
And Daddie's libido was up to no good
Started getting tight in his crotch hood
He raped little Maddie then mom got scared
She said '"Where gonna have to kill 'er and dump her somewhere"


They whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything they thought this cab is rare
But they said "Aw fuck it, to a ditch somewhere!"


I pulled up to the ditch about 7 or 8
And handed the cabby a 50 for him to clamup
Then they got an axe, a bag, and chopped their girl up.
They looked at the gravesite, finally ready, to pretend they were greiving and get everyone's pity.


Discuss.
post #2
25 November 2007, 21:39 UTC#2
your going to hell
post #3
25 November 2007, 21:41 UTC#3
I love the end...
Where you just throw the rest of the story in, but it doesn't rhyme

My dad stars on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
He's Will's uncle
They had to paint him like a black person everyday tho...
post #4
25 November 2007, 21:44 UTC#4
This thread contains spoilers:

HOLY SHIT UNCLE PHIL FROM FRESH PRINCE DID THE VOICE OF THE SHREDDER ON THE OLD NINJA TURTLES CARTOON.
post #5
25 November 2007, 21:45 UTC#5
Yes...my dad did
OFS
post #6
25 November 2007, 22:47 UTC#6
LOL very funny
post #7
26 November 2007, 05:17 UTC#7
o circa u basterd
post #9
26 November 2007, 18:27 UTC#9
TOM IS SEXY.
post #10
26 November 2007, 19:16 UTC#10
QUOTE(corus @ Nov 26 2007, 07:27 PM) [snapback]452661[/snapback]

TOM IS SEXY.


How is wales?