post #31
20 November 2007, 22:36 UTC#31
I'd buy the DVD for that.
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post #32
20 November 2007, 23:11 UTC#32
QUOTE(Marty.M @ Nov 20 2007, 11:36 PM) [snapback]451766[/snapback]
I'd buy the DVD for that.
'' Make DIRTY SANCHEZ look like the teletubbies ''
post #33
21 November 2007, 02:52 UTC#33
I dont think that is fake.
post #34
21 November 2007, 02:57 UTC#34
QUOTE(deadbeat @ Nov 21 2007, 03:52 AM) [snapback]451786[/snapback]
I dont think that is fake.
who said that was fake
post #35
21 November 2007, 04:00 UTC#35
QUOTE(Domm @ Nov 20 2007, 08:57 PM) [snapback]451788[/snapback]
QUOTE(deadbeat @ Nov 21 2007, 03:52 AM) [snapback]451786[/snapback]
I dont think that is fake.
who said that was fake
no body, I just say what I am thinking.
post #36
21 November 2007, 04:20 UTC#36
deadbeat had a gay post
post #37
21 November 2007, 19:30 UTC#37
Actually, Marty asked if it was real on the first page and Duran answered him in the following post.
Therefore, you all three of you have gay posts.
Therefore, you all three of you have gay posts.
post #38
22 November 2007, 03:02 UTC#38
QUOTE(Ross @ Nov 21 2007, 08:30 PM) [snapback]451882[/snapback]
I post anything and I dont know what I'm talking about
True that
post #39
22 November 2007, 04:41 UTC#39
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
You pulled the fake quote--well done. Thanks for perpetuating the lowest common denominator of on-line insults. You're 16 and have an opinion around here that holds a value and broader significance directly proportional to how much you suck. I don't think I've ever seen you post anything even remotely thought provoking and/or interesting.
Can I say different? Yes; because like me or not, people actually listen to what I have to say.
You pulled the fake quote--well done. Thanks for perpetuating the lowest common denominator of on-line insults. You're 16 and have an opinion around here that holds a value and broader significance directly proportional to how much you suck. I don't think I've ever seen you post anything even remotely thought provoking and/or interesting.
Can I say different? Yes; because like me or not, people actually listen to what I have to say.
post #40
22 November 2007, 04:46 UTC#40
domm *pwned
post #41
22 November 2007, 07:29 UTC#41
QUOTE(Ross @ Nov 22 2007, 12:41 AM) [snapback]451983[/snapback]
because like me or not, people actually listen to what I have to say.
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post #42
22 November 2007, 07:32 UTC#42
Point in case.
FMS hates me, yet is still compelled to follow me around the forum in a vague attempt to 'pwn' me at available chance and therefore, listens and responds to what I have to say.
FMS hates me, yet is still compelled to follow me around the forum in a vague attempt to 'pwn' me at available chance and therefore, listens and responds to what I have to say.
post #43
22 November 2007, 07:36 UTC#43
QUOTE(Ross @ Nov 22 2007, 03:32 AM) [snapback]451999[/snapback]
Point in case.
FMS hates me, yet is still compelled to follow me around the forum in a vague attempt to 'pwn' me at available chance and therefore, listens and responds to what I have to say.
I spelt out "FUCK U" in "HAHAHAHA'S" because you are so lame to bring attention to your lack of input on the forum.
I don't think I've ever heard someone say "Ross said this" or "Ross is hilarious" or anything like that, no one has mentioned you ever, ever.
post #44
22 November 2007, 07:53 UTC#44
Are you trying to dick yourself? You mention me directly, which renders your point invalid by virtue of the fact that you're a n00b jockey. That and the fact that 95% of the members here actually like me and engage in positive conversation on a regular basis. Most people here probably don't want to mention me (aside from maybe Ray) because they don't want to contend with the verbal diarrhea that constantly spews from you.
Ross does make a good point there....
You're right, and I make another good point as well. HA...I'm just waiting for you to bring in a video argument and make yourself look like a hypocrite...again.
Also I don't bring up my vids all the time
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Nov 19 2007, 05:40 AM) [snapback]451427[/snapback]
Ross does make a good point there....
You're right, and I make another good point as well. HA...I'm just waiting for you to bring in a video argument and make yourself look like a hypocrite...again.
QUOTE(Funk Master Shiestorz @ Nov 6 2007, 12:37 PM) [snapback]448669[/snapback]
Also I don't bring up my vids all the time
post #45
22 November 2007, 08:09 UTC#45
QUOTE(Ross @ Nov 22 2007, 03:53 AM) [snapback]452002[/snapback]
Are you trying to dick yourself? You mention me directly, which renders your point invalid by virtue of the fact that you're a n00b jockey. That and the fact that 95% of the members here actually like me and engage in positive conversation on a regular basis. Most people here probably don't want to mention me (aside from maybe Ray) because they don't want to contend with the verbal diarrhea that constantly spews from you.
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Nov 19 2007, 05:40 AM) [snapback]451427[/snapback]
Ross does make a good point there....
You're right, and I make another good point as well. HA...I'm just waiting for you to bring in a video argument and make yourself look like a hypocrite...again.
QUOTE(Funk Master Shiestorz @ Nov 6 2007, 12:37 PM) [snapback]448669[/snapback]
Also I don't bring up my vids all the time
Dude you obviously have been reading all my old topics because you keep re-posting topics that have already been made. In attempts to what? Fit in?
Don't lie and say you didn't because you necro posted when you first came back.
I'm just tired of you dissing on Sla-vin for nothing, shut it.
post #46
22 November 2007, 08:18 UTC#46
we should just make the ross vs fms thread.
post #47
22 November 2007, 08:25 UTC#47
This is gay.
post #48
22 November 2007, 08:26 UTC#48
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Nov 22 2007, 09:09 AM) [snapback]452005[/snapback]
Dude you obviously have been reading all my old topics because you keep re-posting topics that have already been made. In attempts to what? Fit in?
Don't lie and say you didn't because you necro posted when you first came back.
I'm just tired of you dissing on Sla-vin for nothing, shut it.
That was an honest mistake. I posted in one old topic and I got warned by Liam (and rightfully so).
If you look at the two previous arguments, you'll actually find that domm instigated both of them (you didn't see Sla vin and deadbeat get all uptight before, because they're cool)...now who's trying to fit in? I dare say he is.
Everyone knows I'm extremely outspoken/opinionated. I often go against the majority in a lot of topics and have done since I got here (Ray will back me up on this one). Because to be quite honest, I don't give a fuck about fitting in.
ed/ It's obvious that Al started this as well guys....don't blame me. Blame him. I try my best to avoid him but he follows me around like a bad smell.
post #49
22 November 2007, 08:29 UTC#49
Yeah I blame FMS also.
post #50
22 November 2007, 08:31 UTC#50
QUOTE(Ross @ Nov 22 2007, 04:26 AM) [snapback]452013[/snapback]
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Nov 22 2007, 09:09 AM) [snapback]452005[/snapback]
Dude you obviously have been reading all my old topics because you keep re-posting topics that have already been made. In attempts to what? Fit in?
Don't lie and say you didn't because you necro posted when you first came back.
I'm just tired of you dissing on Sla-vin for nothing, shut it.
That was an honest mistake. I posted in one old topic and I got warned by Liam (and rightfully so).
If you look at the two previous arguments, you'll actually find that domm instigated both of them (you didn't see Sla vin and deadbeat get all uptight before, because they're cool)...now who's trying to fit in? I dare say he is.
Everyone knows I'm extremely outspoken/opinionated. I often go against the majority in a lot of topics and have done since I got here (Ray will back me up on this one). Because to be quite honest, I don't give a fuck about fitting in.
ed/ It's obvious that Al started this as well guys....don't blame me. Blame him. I try my best to avoid him but he follows me around like a bad smell.
Fuck you Lamer haha.
QUOTE(mono @ Nov 22 2007, 04:29 AM) [snapback]452015[/snapback]
Yeah I blame FMS also.
Ever listen to NAS-Illmatic.
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post #51
23 November 2007, 00:44 UTC#51
Al, stop talking shit to Lamer, he's stopped instigating shit with you since I talked to both of you a month ago. Just don't start shit with him. Both of you guys refuse to back down to one another. We all know this, move on.
Domm and Sla-vin can defend themselves, they're smart enough to argue on their own behalf.
That being said, Lamer, just don't start shit with people in the first place. You can't justify your aggressiveness around here by just saying that you're aggressive. Yeah, you can be aggressive and opinionated and all that, but you don't have to be so imposing and rude to the majority of our membership.
Domm and Sla-vin can defend themselves, they're smart enough to argue on their own behalf.
That being said, Lamer, just don't start shit with people in the first place. You can't justify your aggressiveness around here by just saying that you're aggressive. Yeah, you can be aggressive and opinionated and all that, but you don't have to be so imposing and rude to the majority of our membership.
post #52
23 November 2007, 00:46 UTC#52
never mind it was not funny
post #53
23 November 2007, 00:58 UTC#53
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 23 2007, 01:44 AM) [snapback]452138[/snapback]
Yeah, you can be aggressive and opinionated and all that, but you don't have to be so imposing and rude to the majority of our membership.
I'm sorry to disagree with you here Ray, but who else am I rude too aside from domm, FMS and maybe one or two n00bs here and there? I bet you can't even name 5 people. That's such an exaggeration man, now you're just making stuff up.
And I already said; I didn't start anything at all Ray. Go back and read my posts properly. Domm started both of the previous arguments. Al just refers to domm as sla-vin because he mistook him for sla-vin once due to their similar sigs at one point (it's an in joke)...sla-vin wasn't even involved in this for christ's sake.
You really need to take a step back and look at the situations properly before you start judging people.
ed/ I don't think I have to reply to your PM--my post is pretty self-explanatory
post #54
23 November 2007, 01:05 UTC#54
K. I'm done trying to help, then.
post #55
23 November 2007, 01:09 UTC#55
Seriously, answer my question: who else have I been rude too? I'd like you to tell me so I can avoid doing it in the future (because I'm obviously not aware of it myself).
I can think of two others: Duran and Rico. With Duran, it was isolated to one particular thread and I haven't had beef since and with Rico...well, that one doesn't count.
ed/ I can maybe think of one or two other isolated cases that occurred when I first joined, but that was like over a year ago. If those people still have a problem they need to get over it. The fact that I'm cool with pretty much everyone suggests that this is the case though.
I can think of two others: Duran and Rico. With Duran, it was isolated to one particular thread and I haven't had beef since and with Rico...well, that one doesn't count.
ed/ I can maybe think of one or two other isolated cases that occurred when I first joined, but that was like over a year ago. If those people still have a problem they need to get over it. The fact that I'm cool with pretty much everyone suggests that this is the case though.
post #56
26 November 2007, 09:00 UTC#56
Yeah, so dicks and balls getting cut off is gross...fuck you thread jackers lol.
post #57
27 November 2007, 02:16 UTC#57
Ever seen kids in a sandbos? Makes some dude severing his junk look elementary.
post #58
27 November 2007, 04:45 UTC#58
Elaborate? Because I thought this was the worst video ever created...
EDIT: It's called "Kids in a Sandbox." I Googled it and apparently it's a video of a girl shoving a dildo up a man's dick hole. Fuuuccck that.
EDIT: It's called "Kids in a Sandbox." I Googled it and apparently it's a video of a girl shoving a dildo up a man's dick hole. Fuuuccck that.
post #59
27 November 2007, 05:02 UTC#59
Yeah.. Sandbox, not bos, my bad... And yeah, the description pretty much says it all. I had no idea what it was when I clicked a link to it, and I've been scarred ever since. Seriously. Mentally scarred, not pussy-ass MTV scarred.
post #60
27 November 2007, 05:23 UTC#60
It just doesn't seem physically possible!
The link I found had stills from it though. Image file not present in the recovered backup
The link I found had stills from it though. Image file not present in the recovered backup