Pet Peeves

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Meh, I like all animals (well, most animals) I just find dogs way more fun to play with and they can do tricks that cats can't do. That, and you can train them to attack people you don't like.

If your dog is shitting all over your floor, then you're obviously too stupid to train it correctly and probably don't deserve to own an animal. My dog runs to the backdoor and taps on it when she needs to go out cos' shes smart as fuck. Smarter than some people I've met actually.

edit/ and hows warning me going to achieve anything Ray?

I'm fat because of a disease!
Not really..
I should be more fit..and, well, I'm not
I blame it on my leg, but really I'm just lazy as fuck
I don't want to always be some fat guy, so I know that I'll start working out eventually... I love the feeling of being fit

I spent 2min loling at that...I need help




slow computers bug the fuck out of me aswell.

geez man, you need to stop sucking Al's inferior penis. I mean, the quote in your sig is already a suck job, but that last comment totally pushed you into brown nose territory.

I seem to have missed rather alot of developements in my recent absense.

Why the hell is every thread full of bullshit comments intended to start Al on a rant?

Has he done something I am not aware of?

I've been wondering the same thing and I haven't even gone anywhere.

The point of a warning is to tell you that your actions are not appropriate forum conduct. If I have to warn you too much for acting inappropriately, you'll be post-banned. I could just post-ban you, but I think that'd be an over-reaction. Really, a warning doesn't DO anything. It just informs you that you're acting pretty...lamely.

Don't think I'm trying to be a dick here. I just don't want to see any more petty bullshit in here, and even after I told you to stop, you didn't seem to understand the reason you should stop, hence the warning. Get it?

Pet peeves -

Tap water - it just never tastes like water, it always tastes like water and chemicals.

I'm left-handed, and whenever I right on notebook paper, the side of my hand always gets covered in whatever implement I am using, as my hand writes along the page, my left hand has to drag along whatever I just wrote. It's just annoying as hell.

I lol'd.

That shit is frustrating.

I hate redneck chicks who drink, cause when there not doing it there sharing retarded recipes with there friends (while I'm trying to get my hair cut and can't really go anywhere).

It's gay queer.

I'm with Adem in the people that refuse to use the proper forms of "their, there, they're" or "your and you're". Oh, it's so annoying. Like Al right there. I know you know the difference between all of the words, you just don't do it correctly.

I hate having to wear a tie. I had to every day in High School, and now, in college I have to wear a tie when I go to teach at the school I'm doing clinicals at. They're suffocating.

I also get annoyed by TV stations cycling through the same 10 commercials on their breaks. I see the same ad for the same product 14 times in a football game. Gah.

when radio stations all go on comercial berak at the same time

it pisses me off and I start yelling at my radio

I hate my extremities being cold.

What the fuck is that about.

That's why you should listen to NPR. No commercial breaks, and their programming is interesting and entertaining as hell.

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Edit - Is it your left arm, Tom? Because that'd be a heart attack.

I have the quote in there to hold him to what he said.

Honestly, I don't.

I hated my grammar teachers and decided drawing pictures of violent deaths was more interesting.

Now you know my horrible secret

I hate it when a thread starts off with a decent topic, then ends up being filled with banal comments and childish insults.

- Fat people
- Lazy people
- Smelly or unhygenic people
- People that try and give me pointers about things whom I don't look up to at all
- People that wear base layer sports clothing like nike pro or whatever as a normal t shirt when they're out and about.
- injuries
- itchiness after shaving pubes and chest
- confident fat people
- bad drivers
- tourists
- people that live in the UK but try and get us to adapt to the rules of their
home country. If they don't like it here that much they can fuck off back
to their own hole.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

-Low fat milk
-People with body odour
-Dealers that make you pay for delivery
-Forgetting to charge my ipod
-Any stranger that sits next to me on the bus
-Having to make a bed when you are ready to sleep

I still don't give a fuck what anyone says...dogs pwn cats. Simply saying they're 'adorable' is such a bitch-made excuse for saying they're better.

Do cats defend your property when your not home? No.
Do cats bite mailmen on the ass? No
Do cats show any loyalty to their owners or obey simple commands? No
As I said before, can they be trained to attack assholes? Nope
Can cats detect drugs or help look for missing people? No

Most cats sleep approximately 15 hours a day...and when they're not sleeping they're either rubbing up against your leg or eating food that you've fucking paid for. What a waste of time and money. At least dogs earn their keep.

The only cats that are cool are like panthers or siberian tigers...because they undoubtedly kick ass.

Oh man, cats are awesome.

1. Dogs don't defend "your property" when you're gone. They defend themselves and what they perceive as their property from strangers. They couldn't give a lesser shit about your belongings.
2. I would like to come to the defense of mailmen in saying that cats are better because THEY DON'T attack people trying to do their jobs.
3. Cats don't show loyalty or follow anything that a person says to them. You know why? Because they don't give a fuck. That's the kind of creature I want living in my house. One that adopts the same attitude as a gangster.

And, it's awesome that cats are lazy as hell and sleep for 15 hours a day. I would love to be a fucking cat and do that. Again, cats bury their own shit when they're done. Dogs leave it lay on the ground to stink and get stepped in. Fuck dogs. Cats aren't always desperate for attention, either. Dogs are, though. Cats would just prefer that you're dead so you won't bother them. Dogs are all attention-hungry and constantly begging for your affection. That's why a lot of men compare clingy women to dogs, or bitches. Who wants a bitch lying around your house, eating all your food and stinking up the place, that you can't even have sex with without feeling guilty about it afterwards? No one.

Yeah, I've heard the whole 'cats don't give a fuck' argument before and its just stupid...

Why on earth would you want animal in your house that doesn't appreciate you? If thats the case, you may as well own any other animal. Cats, rabbits, birds, fish etc...they all have the same attitude really. Thats what makes dogs different. And thats what makes them better.

And I wouldn't say dogs are always attention hungry either...not by a long shot. Most dogs would rather bite your face off than lick it. They're not fucking wimps who run away whenever they're in danger.

And why should dogs clean up their own shit? They're animals. They don't clean it up because they know they can get away with it. If I knew I could shit all over the side walk I would too. Its only not acceptable when they do it in your house and thats why you've gotta train them properly.


Oh yeah, really gangster...Rappers call each other 'dogg' for a reason. Cos' dogs rule and most would make a fucking furball out of your 'adorable little kitten'. You don't hear any hip hoppers going by the name snoop kitty kat do you? No. Because they're a fucking womans animal. woof! woof!

The term bitch is used as a derogatory comment to refer to ugly and/or annoying women as bitch was originally used to refer to a female dog. Duh. You of all people should see that connection. It now gets used more generally as most profanities do over time. Like cunt, fuck and shit for example.

Kinda like "Ray's fucking bitch-made cunt who doesn't know shit"

^that was a joke too by the way...take it seriously if you want (which you probably will), I don't care. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Actually, the original gangsters, the ones I was referring to, they always called each other "cat". Like a "hip cat" or a "cool cat". The original cools of cool referred to themselves as cats. "That cat's got style." End of.

Yes Ray, whatever you say mate.

Cat in that sense of the word has been around since like the 1930s...it isn't affiliated with gangsters of any sort, just a general slang term that no longer gets used because it SUCKS and makes people sound gay when they say it.

End of.

You win, Lamer. Dogs are better. Satisfied?

Very much so.

Wanna have make-up sex?

Pet Peeve

Gay jokes. We get it, people are afraid of gays. Move on.

Pet peeve: Names that rhyme with gay

When people change lanes without signaling. Especially when it's to get in front of me. I FUCKING HATE THAT. How hard is it to move your hand an inch or so to flick the blinker on? That's why I praise Clive Owen in "Shoot 'Em Up" when he goes on the same rant I just had and runs an asshole off the road that did said action.