Arse Marks Infamous Wine Bottle Stunt

flashbacks of german scat...

HOLY SHIT (no pun intended)
Firstly thank you Ray thats fucking amazing praise which I cant thank you enough for, and the answer is nothing, I will stop at nothing! (maybe I dont have the means to do alot of things but we get around to that eventually), Nate I appreciate you're approval, the "bruce is cool" bandwagon is certainly one I'd encourage people to hop on hahaha.

Al, hell yeah its real muh man. As far as the definition of "stunt", I consider a stunt/filming/my lifestyle basically doing anything and everything including the most painful-grossest-disturbing-dangerous-funny thing ever as long as it makes an impact, and if I have to be a highly respected pornstar in the process, im glad to do it hhahaha (the highly respected thing is a joke, no fears). p.s. not to get into a debate but plenty of people say that pain stunts arent stunts, and if we're going to pretend that we have morals aka "eating shit is wrong" (I dont stand by this claim at all) but anything you do is hardly "right" in the same light eh? if I fucked with you I did my job, and thats just one way I plan on doing it, its the same with nailing yourself to a cross eh? hardly "right" but certainly neccessary to achieve a certain effect (or a grand from an ugly guy from conneticut). Image file not present in the recovered backup

Marc, whatever you're loling about, (probably me getting ANY praise at all) im happy I triggered it in some form
cum easy and fuck hard,
Bruce

I'm just gonna throw this question out there man
But, what did it taste like?
I know it most likely didn't taste good at all...
But, for a gross/strange reason, I'm curious

lol

Ask Logan.

I loved when that rumor was going around school last year!

Ha, that saying was priceless...but it got old fast because people who didn't even know about it were saying it...
Even though I hardly knew about it too, but I never really said it

alrighty here goes my shit review.
-first of all, your body knows you're eating poop, and knows that its not a good idea, so when you see me or anyone gag and freak out, thats not neccisarily a conscious decision, your mind and body is so opposed and repulsed to what you'd doing that it just does everything it can to prevent you from giving food a full 360 through the body.

-it is possible to swallow it (and live, if that was ever a question) I did it for a scavenger hunt recently, ray asked me for the video and I'll probably put it up soon, its not very dramatic as I was in businessmode that day and (let me fumble my humbleness for a moment) I handled it like a champ

-the consistancy is horrible, its like thick peanut butter but chunkier and sticks inyour gums and teeth and scrapes down your mouth

-and the taste is like it smells plus bitter as hell, and as soon as you taste it your body freaks out and goes nuts!

p.s.
snorting it isn't the greatest thing either, but makes for good footage!

That made me sick just reading it..
I don't plan on ever eating shit...I guess I'll take your word for it

Bruce needs a trophy.

That'd be a shit trophy

See what I did there?
Ha, I've got jokes

I thought u like died from eating shit? or thats what iv read? lol

Probably depends on how much you eat, but even then if you ate a lot your body would probably force you to puke it up.

I wonder if there has actually been people to die from overeating actual shit

yeah, its happened. I dont remember exactly where but I remember about this kid eating this other kids shit for a dare, and he fucking died. lol.

Doctor: "Ma'am, im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your son has died"
Mother: *crying uncontrollably* "OH NO!! how did he die?!"
Doctor: "The report hasn't come back from the coroner yet, but it appears that he overdosed of eating shit."
Mother: "wtf?"

yeah sounds like a shitty way to go...
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I heard as a form of torture once they would make you basically inhale only shit until you died from the fumes hahhahaha.

oh and ill take the ColonosTrophy.

besides, its nothin special, just another day in the life right? am I the only one who assumes that being a stuntman or entertainer means you have to have no morals and little self respect? hahaha. but thanks all around!

well depends on what kind of stunt man/entertainer you are.
in your/our case, pretty much, yeah, lol.

Yeowch!

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