Most Gory Or Fucked Up Stories

Let's here everyones, you must have some?
Mine was when I was still in primary school, saw some little kid run across the road, he was bout five, his mum started shouted at him to stop and some car smashed him in the face, it was going slow but there was a huge gaping hole in his cheek, was sick, dunno what happened to him, but it was bloody and fucked.

Do you know if he lived or not?

Nar no idea, although he was consious so I assume so, didn't really hang about to be honest, was quite sick.

When we were like 8 we broke into this field which was full of brambles and built a huge base underneath it all, cutting through it and making tunnels and shit. There was about 5/6 of us working on it, then one kid asked for the saw we were using and the other thought it would be funny to throw it at him, resulting in the saw cutting the right hand side of his nose off. I remember later on he was running away from his Dad saying that he didn't want it stitched back on haha

aaaah fuck that's awesome, like the nostril and everything?

Anything to the right from the middle of his nose was gone. It looked proper fucked when the blood was cleaned away. He had plastic surgery to kinda reconstruct it but just looks like a mess.

back in grade 2, a kid was swinging a baseball bat and another kid walked beside him and after the 1st kid hit the ball the follow through corked the 2nd kid in the head and put this hole in his head and he was standin there screaming while blood was pouring on the floor...fucking nasty shit, couldnt sleep that night at all

I saw Tom's penis once.

I was at my school chum's birthday party. Everyone went inside for cake 'n shit (I assume I was like 4-5 and can't really remember all the details), when I decide to stay outside and play.

I see they have a big chain link fence to block off a part of there backyard, I didn't know what for so I get closer and see this crazy mad dog, tripping mad shit jumping around everywhere barking his fucking head off.

Just that day though I saw the episode of "Rugrats" were Chucky faced his fear of dogs by confronting the big mean dog next door. His lines were this

"Hey big mean dog, long time no see"

Then he gets closer and the dog starts letting him pet him and the dog stops tripping.

So I open the gate thinking I could do the same thing, I even say the same line.

"Hey big mean dog, long time no see"

And that dog attacks my ass, literally, I get bit on the ass 3 times, then he bits my crotch repeatedly.

To say the least I'm now crying bloody murder while this dog is biting down on whatever he can get (ass or crotch) until my friends parents come running out the side door to save me.

Not until I got home did I discover my underwear filled with blood.

I went to the hospital and had to get like 4-5 stitches in my sack, the doctor said the Dog was less then fractions of inches away from the tube that if cut would have sterilized me for the rest of my life.

Wouldn't have made a difference anyway.

roflvirginpwn.

Atleast it wouldn't have happend to someone who would have actually needed it to work.




<3

Edit: Joe beat me.

Too late.
EDIT: skipper realized.

You guys realize I'd actually be in a better position to fuck mad chicks sterile than fertile? Due to the fact I wouldn't need a condom, she wouldn't need BC.

Must have gone right over your head with the rest of the logic you Brits choose to ignore.

You could still catch shit.

British Logic> American Logic

My dick kicked that Dog's ass at age 4, pretty sure it would destroy some clap.

I thought the dog almost bit it off?

Although, some people are into animal porn
No Shame DVD eh?

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Nah I don't get what I was saying either =/

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Ha, a similar thing happened to my friend..
He came over to hang out with me and walked up to my door and my dog came out of nowhere and bit him in his dick a few good times...
I remember him running away and crying to his grandma
Funny shit...This kid is now gay..I blame my dog

I LOL'D

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I honestly don't have any to share.

Except for that one time I watched Hot 'N Juicy. I'd rather not tell that one though...

It was fucked up seeing Jones almost go blind :S

What happened?

2 semi fucked up things happened to me. I was being chased by some chick with a water bottle in school, when I tripped and smashed straight into a steel beam. I chipped a tooth and smashed open my head. Blood was pissing everywhere, so went and got stitches.

Second time, I was like 15 and got on my sisters electric scooter. I accelerated down the hill and when I got near the bottom realised I had no brakes. I smashed head on into the garage door, the scooters brake handle smashed into behind my ear and split my neck open a little. Plenty of blood and another hospital visit.

A huge rocket blew right in his face on new year's eve 2006 just as he was igniting it.. That was seriously a fucked up thing to see. I was piss drunk before that and sobered up in like a second when it happened..

yeah...
I've never seen anything too fucked up
But a couple of things happened that were almost fucked up

Once, when I was about 7 or 8, I was rummaging through the cupboards in my kitchen. I had to pull up a chair and then open a drawer to step onto the counter to reach the top shelf...When I opened a drawer...a blade that went to a food processor fell into the floor, I didn't notice it and jumped down right onto it and sliced my toes...My little pinky toe was dangling by just skin

Another thing..My aunt, my sister, and I were all playing at this tree house...My aunt decided it would be funny to throw a shoe at me while she was in the treehouse and I was on the ground...Her shoe hit a hornets nest and busted it open...They swarmed me and stung me all over...I started screaming and crying and running down the road to my house. Some old lady that was outside in her garden thought she would be a kind person and knock some of them off of me and then she proceeded to beat me with a spade...

when I lived in tennessee, I really didnt live close to much, was surrounded by soybean fields. so naturally, a few stray animals would wander up every now and then. this one stray kitten we found was just getting to the point to where it would trust us to be within 5 feet of it when this happened:

was working on my lawnmower with my dad and we stopped to take a break when we realized we didnt have a part that we needed to fix the lawnmower. when we took this break, we tried getting close to the cat, and it let me come up and pet it, which we had been trying to accomplish now for a few weeks. me and my dad ran to the local auto shop store to get the part we needed, we came back, finished everything we needed to get the lawn mower working. we started it up to test it, engine ran fine, then we started up the blades. right after the blades kicked on, the opening that usually spits out grass spat out a kitten with its head cut clean in two. no blood or anything. just saw the brain, the mouth and the sinus cavity for the poor little innocent kitten. I have no clue why there wasnt any blood, but I threw the dead carcass out in the soybean field where crows found it some time later and enjoyed their meal.