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post #1
04 February 2007, 08:15 UTC#1
LMFAO:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Panties not best thing on earth, but panties next to best thing on earth.

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who fights with wife all day has no piece at night.

He who farts in church must sit in own pew.

Female pilot who flies upside down have crack up.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
post #2
04 February 2007, 08:59 UTC#2
QUOTE
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


Lo0l
post #3
06 February 2007, 01:54 UTC#3
lolz, g's the king of random threads
post #4
06 February 2007, 01:57 UTC#4
They should put sayings like this in fortune cookies.
post #5
06 February 2007, 02:19 UTC#5
QUOTE(gman @ Feb 4 2007, 03:15 AM) [snapback]417826[/snapback]





It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.




Haha, hmm let me try to make one up.

You got her pregnant, atleast you were thinking with your head.

post #6
06 February 2007, 02:44 UTC#6
The midget one was on crank yankers haha.
post #7
06 February 2007, 03:51 UTC#7
man in glass house should change clothes in basement
post #8
06 February 2007, 04:01 UTC#8
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Feb 6 2007, 01:51 AM) [snapback]418417[/snapback]

man in glass house should change clothes in basement



flatline.....you killed the thread
post #9
06 February 2007, 04:06 UTC#9
meh, I thought it was funny.
post #10
06 February 2007, 05:32 UTC#10
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"

"War not determine who right. War determine who left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"




tried to erase all the ones posted earlier..