Getting Id'ed

This will probs get delelted soon but yesterday I went the shop near my house to get some eggs for my breakfeast and as a went to pay for them I got fucking ID'ed for eggs!!!!The UK is turning into a werid place now eggs are as dangerous as Alchol and Solvents but I could still go and buy a pack of fags Image file not present in the recovered backup

Wtf could you do with cooked eggs?

Murder?

the fuck. you should have just said "fuck you, you homo! and walked out with the eggs.

We are gonna try and get it on film because I could be funny

ooo you mean raw eggs I thought you were talking about at a resteraunt.
I can see why they would now because you could egg something.
Still gay though.
Its going to be really homosexual when you have to get I-d'd to get paper to wipe your ass

I was told it was illegal to buy hot chocolate after 12, was a cunt, harrast him the next night tho so its all good

HAHAHAHAHA seriously. wtf could you do with hot chocolate before or after 12. besides ye know. drink it......?

You could rob a store with it by drowning the clerk in the delicious chocolateness.

This is the sign they have saying you cant buy eggs

Hahahaha lalala lmao rotfl hehehe....
that is really gay.
Get I'd buy the eggs and later go egg those mother fuckers

the laws are getting way too tight, but there's still some ridiculous laws, for example theres a castle in north england and you're allowed to shoot a welshman with a crossbow at midnight. seriously.

Why do newsagents feel they can make up their own rules, come to our country, change all our laws, thank you mr.immigrant.

im sure he'd sell it to you if he could, at the end of the day its $$$$. - its like im sure the majority of shop keepers would love to serve underage people alcohol but its the implications of getting caught.

I like the welshman one.

Yeah here in oklahoma (a land locked state)
we can't go whale hunting, or take a bite out of another person burger.
o and we cant walk backwards

The egg law is there own, it's not an official law, just becuase people were egging round the area.

this is worse then when I got ID'ed for a 15 film,thats the law,but fucking eggs!!!plus a didnt have my breakfeast today either *crys*

tea and coffee also, he was just too fucking lazy to walk 5 feet and do it. I said I hope a truck driver stops off here and is tired so he needs a hot drink, is refused one and ends up crashing his truck into the guys house killing his whole family.....

just steal eggs from birds. thats what I do.

they small faggoty eggs tho,steal them from the near by farm much easier and funny when the farmer chases me with a pichfork!!

I blame the scummy chavs egging people and jayden being a cunt for this travesty.

o. - I swear around halloween there's some law on buying eggs.

I want to kill whoever invented chavs!!I want my Full English Breakfeast!!!

I don't think there're official laws, but shops can reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, so they are allowed, it's just cock munching. Like when places only let a certain amount of school kids in.

This was 7.30 in the morning I wernt about to go egging people in there beds!!

The UK is being spoilt by the twats.

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You maybe asked. That's funny.

Only two mistakes that I can see, a missing conjunctive "and" after the first comma, and "may be" should be two words.

Pretty good for a dirty foreigner :/

I didn't realize it wasn't their native tongue being written there. I feel ashamed for poking fun at the filthy filthy terrorist.

All cornershop owners in Britain are required by law to come from a country whose name you either have not heard of, or can't pronounce.