Funniest Places You've Been Sick

Should be interesting

I'll start

Out of pub window
In urninal
In the grill the barmaid places your drinks on at the bar


Plenty more but that should get the ball rolling.

I powerchucked in my sleep and it managed to cover my entire bed. Twas luck it was a powerchuck, because if it was normal slow puke, I wouldnt be here right now.

In a shoe shop and on a bus.

Upside down on my face.

upside sown on a spinny thing at a park

on a shithole cafe table and all over my bro at the same time, also managed to get it in his cup of tea. I was hungover to fuck.

One night at a friends house I drank alot of cinamon aftershock.
I was disoriented all night because it was the first time ever being at that house, so as I crawled around, I finnaly found a bathroom, I vomit in the toilet, then the cinamon smell is getting to me, so I spray alot of air freshner around....lo and behold the type of airfreshner.....was cinamon, so I covered the rest of the bathroom with vomit as soon as the mist rolled into my nose.


Also, some of the no mercy crew once filled the bottom of a bathtub...
http://nomercyvideo.com/Clips/TubVomit.wmv

only place I have been sick is at home..

and once when I got some blood infection....and was took in to hospital..and when the nurse came round to take some blood I puked right down her top..and after she left I projectile vomited on the curtains u get around your bed im talking the part of the curtain at the bottom of your bed im quite proud it was far..haha

ok so smoked a J with ash from retardz before going to see "meet the fockers" ya know so it would be funnier? well got there late and had to smoke it in 2mins before the film started. took a huge lug and went to blow it out my nose....forgot I had a cold with a blocked noses...so it kinda stoped in my head, I chocked on it pretty bad, managed to finished it before we got in, sat down...had total dry mouth, no money and the only drink I could get is out the tap. ok fair enough. water....only hot water.damn..will have to do. so I fill my belly up on hot water. sit down. belly starts to hurt. great...now I need a shit. im walkin to the toilet and I push open the door as I projectile vomit from the door. all the way to the other wall, which is the mirrior wall with sinks below! it was pretty watery and light creamy yellow colour so it matched the skin counter. im still just pumping sick out all over the floor so I go to a toilet and lock myself in while I clean my face up. now loads of blokes are comeing in, shit a film just ended. so I come out and try sneek out as I see no one had noticed it and was walking, leaning and helping there kids wash there hands in it. wtf? it didnt smell but was hard to see.. just looked like water everywhere like a splash fight had happend with sinks....well im walking up to the film entrence as some nerdy kid walks out of the storage room next to it with a mop and bucket (unlucky) and I go to my seat, and sit down normaly as the part in the film where "Greg is holding the baby up and looking up at it" and ash says to me "I bet he projectdiel vomits" where I start laughing and tell him iv got a story to tell him after the film.....theeee end!

When I was a youngin' I puked in my beanie at a drugstore. Fuck yeah.

haha marc =)


I womited as a teen in a movieteather.. I dunno why the fuck I was drunk off my ass at the movies...

I havent womited in ages.. last time was 1½yrs a go when I had waaay to much to drink... but these days it really seems I cant get drunk enough to puke... IM NOT LIKE BEN

I was at this carnaval and I drank alot of cheap ass soda and then I rid the gravatron like 20 times because I had the wrist band to go on as many times as I want.. I got off of the ride and I was walkin around with my cheap soda and these hot girls from school come up and there like "heey ryan how are you?" *burp im good... hold on..*blaahhh* I shift my whole body into some dart ballon game and I puke up on that table and then run in the back of the trailer to finish up.. it was funny I dont remember where the girls went after that

In a toilet! Imagine that!

Probably when I had a girlfriend over to meet my family for the first time and we were sitting at the dinner table and I was really out of it in a hangover and coudln't eat a thing. I just sat there staring at my foor for a good 10 minutes and then suddenly I had to rush out to the front yard from the table to do some puking leaving her in an uncomfortable situation I guess.

There a loads of other stories that I can't remember anymore though cause I used to puke the majority of the times I was out drinking when I was like 17-19. Trainstations, showers, random porches, woods, bus stations, you name it. I've probably even vomited in your parents bed.
But I've thrown up only like 1 or 2 times this year due to alchohol so I'm a lot better than back then.

Damn Mike I wanted to say that

Anyway, mine is in a plastic washing up bowl sprawled on the floor with everyone around me while Mike films and argues with this girl about whether or not its ethical to film me being sick.

Alternatively, I did pass out on a bed and wake up just long enough to hurl right over the side. On to a pile of clothes. That were thankfully not mine.

And both at the same party!

Over some rails outside a club while Jones held me up in Newquay. <3

I've never gotten sick out in public, once I was sick to my stomach for like 2 hours, then I finally puked and filled half the trashcan. I was a maniac.

fuck man that was an awesome night! Not your puking, but the HGF All-stars versus nightclub pricks feud

On the stairs at a shopping mall, tried to block it with my hand but the puke just burst out between my fingers.

last night on the 428 bus coming home from bluewater shoppin centre... had been feelin like shit all day, and the bus was so hot it made me vom hard

and to top it off I got of the bus sharpish and dropped my VIZ magazine on the floor as I was going to pick it up I vom'd 4 more times... onto the mag

^^Were you surprised that the puke just burst out between your fingers?


^^^ &^^^^What a classic nigth that was -Newquay first night out .

only funny place I've ever chucked is inside of a taxi

I puked on the back of some fat chicks head one time.

I was sitting in class, had the flu, and I had to go to school or I was going to be failed for the year, so I had just got done getting in an argument, then I felt I had to blow chunks. I then had an excuse to get out of school and I got my revenge.

I puked on myself and the kid sitting infront of me on the schoolbus once.
And this was ofcourse at the beginning of the trip,so I had to sit in my own vomit for 1 hour and 15 minutes

On a main road after eating KFC. On heaps of girls' stuff at a party. On my friends couch.. Those are the only times I've chucked in the last 8 years or so