post #1
12 December 2006, 05:52 UTC#1
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A genie gives you the chance for any power in the world, what would it be?
A genie gives you the chance for any power in the world, what would it be?
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post #2
12 December 2006, 06:00 UTC#2
I would be black, and get free shit.
post #3
12 December 2006, 06:01 UTC#3
QUOTE(DanG @ Dec 11 2006, 11:00 PM) [snapback]404120[/snapback]
I would be black, and get free shit.
Being black: not a very Super power.
Telekinesis, best power ever.
post #4
12 December 2006, 06:31 UTC#4
I would totally go for invisibility so I could spy on people without them knowing it. And jack off!
post #5
12 December 2006, 06:40 UTC#5
Spider Man's powers.
post #6
12 December 2006, 07:13 UTC#6
Spider Man is a bitch. He never used his powers to get the ladies, just for the good of mankind. That's some pussy shit.
post #7
12 December 2006, 07:29 UTC#7
Yeah, I'd either agree with Al, or have the ability to control time.
post #8
12 December 2006, 09:05 UTC#8
I'd make money with my face. I need some money.
post #9
12 December 2006, 09:45 UTC#9
Control time. That would be awesome. I would freeze time. Steal an airplane and travel to England. Cockslap Tom in the face then unfreezetime watch his reactions then freeze time again and travel back home... sleep for 36hours and then unfreeze time.
post #10
12 December 2006, 13:06 UTC#10
a power to poop gold without hurting my anus
post #11
12 December 2006, 14:14 UTC#11
have missles for nipples
post #12
12 December 2006, 15:51 UTC#12
Stop time without a shaddow of a doubt. You would never have to worry about dead lines. Stealing money would be a doss and there'd be no proof of anything. You could like jizz on a girl in a lesson then un freeze time and watch everyone laugh at her cummy face.
You could piss on someone's crotch, unfreeze time then point out the fact that they pissed themselves.
You could play rugby and have someone tackle you but like just appear somewhere else slightly so they miss haha it'd be great.
You could piss on someone's crotch, unfreeze time then point out the fact that they pissed themselves.
You could play rugby and have someone tackle you but like just appear somewhere else slightly so they miss haha it'd be great.
post #13
12 December 2006, 15:53 UTC#13
I'd be China, there the largest super power in the world at present and they continue to grow.
post #14
12 December 2006, 15:59 UTC#14
who needs super powers when you can be a power ranger
post #15
12 December 2006, 16:06 UTC#15
Because Power Rangers are butt-fucking pussies in spandex.
I assume we're talking about every Power Ranger to date except the original team, who are the roxx0rdz.
I assume we're talking about every Power Ranger to date except the original team, who are the roxx0rdz.
post #16
12 December 2006, 16:17 UTC#16
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 12 2006, 05:06 PM) [snapback]404185[/snapback]
Because Power Rangers are butt-fucking pussies in spandex.
I assume we're talking about every Power Ranger to date except the original team, who are the roxx0rdz.
Yer, and I spose the neo one just after was pretty good.
But WTF is up nowadays.
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That just looks shit.
post #17
12 December 2006, 16:21 UTC#17
Ah yeah, that's the "Mystic Force" series, where the Power Rangers can all use magic. You know, because they're all wizards and witches.
I rest my case :/
I rest my case :/
post #18
12 December 2006, 17:26 UTC#18
bring back the original ones.
where the black ranger was a negro
and the yellow ranger was an asian.
haha
but yeh blatenly pick the power to stop time as my power.
where the black ranger was a negro
and the yellow ranger was an asian.
haha
but yeh blatenly pick the power to stop time as my power.
post #19
12 December 2006, 20:41 UTC#19
I'd like the ability to shot fireballs from my hands like ken from street fighter, either that or the ability to read minds...I can't begin to imagine how useful that would be.
post #20
12 December 2006, 20:42 UTC#20
invisibility
post #21
12 December 2006, 20:44 UTC#21
The power to make people shit themself on cue. Would work a treat, if you missus is having a go at you, make her shit herself. Teacher, Boss. So much fun.
post #22
12 December 2006, 23:11 UTC#22
The power to make money by clapping.
post #23
12 December 2006, 23:12 UTC#23
QUOTE(Opinionated Joe @ Dec 12 2006, 11:44 PM) [snapback]404284[/snapback]
The power to make people shit themself on cue. Would work a treat, if you missus is having a go at you, make her shit herself. Teacher, Boss. So much fun.
I can imagine that never, ever getting old.
post #24
12 December 2006, 23:36 UTC#24
To ejaculate bullets.
post #25
12 December 2006, 23:38 UTC#25
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Dec 13 2006, 12:36 AM) [snapback]404369[/snapback]
To ejaculate bullets.
What good would that do? You either kill the women you sleep with, or men, but you can't kill men with it cos you won't get it up, unless this is your coming out speech?
post #26
12 December 2006, 23:43 UTC#26
It honestly wouldn't do anything good, I randomly thought it and typed it. :/
Seriously though, I think I would want the ability to freeze time.
Seriously though, I think I would want the ability to freeze time.
post #27
12 December 2006, 23:46 UTC#27
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Dec 13 2006, 12:43 AM) [snapback]404375[/snapback]
It honestly wouldn't do anything good, I randomly thought it and typed it. :/
Seriously though, I think I would want the ability to freeze time.
AHA! Then you need bernard's watch
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